Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went inicial and got 16 friends.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad dicho it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to cama to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she estola free bread.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother dicho "What a treasure!" and her father dicho "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a filete around her neck to get the perros to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the calle in September, people say "Wow, is it halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, gatos try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she dicho "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so bald tu can see whats on her mind.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a reciente caracol marathon.
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expiró on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that tu can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled, "taxie!" order. that is
All I have!
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went inicial and got 16 friends.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad dicho it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to cama to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she estola free bread.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother dicho "What a treasure!" and her father dicho "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a filete around her neck to get the perros to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the calle in September, people say "Wow, is it halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, gatos try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she dicho "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so bald tu can see whats on her mind.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a reciente caracol marathon.
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expiró on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that tu can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled, "taxie!" order. that is
All I have!
A Child's Mind
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything tu may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope tu like it, I've publicado it in my blog too :) - link
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything tu may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope tu like it, I've publicado it in my blog too :) - link
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting imágenes captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated por the smoke o get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, tu rant so much about how tu have a hard time making choices. Whether tu should work on your assignment o go out with your friends. Whether tu should fecha this guy o that guy. Whether tu should break up with your boyfriend o not. Whether tu should wear the rosado, rosa blusa o the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting imágenes captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated por the smoke o get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, tu rant so much about how tu have a hard time making choices. Whether tu should work on your assignment o go out with your friends. Whether tu should fecha this guy o that guy. Whether tu should break up with your boyfriend o not. Whether tu should wear the rosado, rosa blusa o the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
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if someone is making tu upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way tu are, o they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, o don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying tu for "no reason", it's because they like you, o is jealous of you, o it's the spirits clashing.
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1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them tu are raising money to buy comida for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that tu want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines día gift your friends a cucumber and tell them tu grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it siguiente to your ear and say that he talks to tu and says he need a new inicial and thats why tu buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them tu are raising money to buy comida for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that tu want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines día gift your friends a cucumber and tell them tu grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it siguiente to your ear and say that he talks to tu and says he need a new inicial and thats why tu buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like o amor and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn más fans......add misceláneo ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn más fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medallas ...u have to add más pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have más medallas .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get más fans.....and frnds too.
when i have más ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this articulo will be useful have a gr8 día everybody and type ur comentario plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like o amor and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn más fans......add misceláneo ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn más fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medallas ...u have to add más pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have más medallas .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get más fans.....and frnds too.
when i have más ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this articulo will be useful have a gr8 día everybody and type ur comentario plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.