41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If tu have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that tu ask their opinion of everything.
7. After tu have your bath, envolver, abrigo a bath towel around tu and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask tu what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping o running into something. Look at the ground and whenever tu see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as tu can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hora and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When tu ducha, ducha de o bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when tu laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When tu fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything tu see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutos then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cruzar, cruz your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let tu buy what tu want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim tu have been abducted por aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask tu to call someone, stay where tu are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I amor tu Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take tu to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their escritorio chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid tu see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring inicial the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want tu to see. Like a drop out o a goth o something. Tell them he/she's tu new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mango everywhere tu go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If tu have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that tu ask their opinion of everything.
7. After tu have your bath, envolver, abrigo a bath towel around tu and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask tu what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping o running into something. Look at the ground and whenever tu see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as tu can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hora and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When tu ducha, ducha de o bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when tu laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When tu fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything tu see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutos then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cruzar, cruz your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let tu buy what tu want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim tu have been abducted por aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask tu to call someone, stay where tu are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I amor tu Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take tu to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their escritorio chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid tu see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring inicial the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want tu to see. Like a drop out o a goth o something. Tell them he/she's tu new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mango everywhere tu go
Sure disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming o evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not oso, oso de to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not oso, oso de to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
