41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If tu have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that tu ask their opinion of everything.
7. After tu have your bath, envolver, abrigo a bath towel around tu and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask tu what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping o running into something. Look at the ground and whenever tu see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as tu can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hora and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When tu ducha, ducha de o bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when tu laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When tu fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything tu see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutos then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cruzar, cruz your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let tu buy what tu want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim tu have been abducted por aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask tu to call someone, stay where tu are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I amor tu Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take tu to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their escritorio chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid tu see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring inicial the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want tu to see. Like a drop out o a goth o something. Tell them he/she's tu new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mango everywhere tu go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If tu have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that tu ask their opinion of everything.
7. After tu have your bath, envolver, abrigo a bath towel around tu and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask tu what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping o running into something. Look at the ground and whenever tu see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as tu can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hora and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When tu ducha, ducha de o bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when tu laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When tu fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything tu see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutos then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cruzar, cruz your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let tu buy what tu want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim tu have been abducted por aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask tu to call someone, stay where tu are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I amor tu Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take tu to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their escritorio chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid tu see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring inicial the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want tu to see. Like a drop out o a goth o something. Tell them he/she's tu new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mango everywhere tu go
-Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception
-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back
-Do tu know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them
-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z
-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid
-What's Chuck Norris' favorito! Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS
-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
-When Chuck Norris falls out of a barco he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I HOPE tu ENJOY!
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do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
tu can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
tu can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!