Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are tu using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
===============
Tech support: What kind of computer do tu have?
Female customer: A white one...
===============
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have tu tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....
===============
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icono on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left o my left?
===============
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would tu click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates, damn it!
===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
===============
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do tu have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
===============
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy oso, oso de my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are tu sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
===============
Tech support: Your contraseña is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
===============
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are tu sure tu used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can tu tell me what the contraseña was?
Customer: Five stars.
===============
Tech support: What anti-virus program do tu use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I mover the mouse, it disappears.
These are too good not to share
===============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm escritura my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circulo, círculo around it?
===============
A woman customer called the Canon help escritorio with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are tu running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my escritorio is siguiente to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle siguiente to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."
===============
And last but not least:....
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task lista in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do tu mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are tu using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
===============
Tech support: What kind of computer do tu have?
Female customer: A white one...
===============
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have tu tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....
===============
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icono on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left o my left?
===============
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would tu click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates, damn it!
===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
===============
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do tu have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
===============
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy oso, oso de my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are tu sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
===============
Tech support: Your contraseña is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
===============
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are tu sure tu used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can tu tell me what the contraseña was?
Customer: Five stars.
===============
Tech support: What anti-virus program do tu use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I mover the mouse, it disappears.
These are too good not to share
===============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm escritura my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circulo, círculo around it?
===============
A woman customer called the Canon help escritorio with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are tu running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my escritorio is siguiente to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle siguiente to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."
===============
And last but not least:....
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task lista in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do tu mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
1) (^.-) Wink
2) (<.<) What did tu say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
2) (<.<) What did tu say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
1.Have tu noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to mostrar around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about libros is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to mostrar around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about libros is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
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Hyvää Joulua!
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul o Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: tu want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do tu amor me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have tu ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are tu asking me?
She: Will tu kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will tu ever hit me?
He: Are tu crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
LOL
She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: tu want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do tu amor me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have tu ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are tu asking me?
She: Will tu kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will tu ever hit me?
He: Are tu crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
LOL
