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posted by seacat243
WARNING: THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER!!!! IDK Y I publicado IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! enjoy.






This is cute, but in one bit it is GROSS!!!

This chain letter is real
so follow the instructions
and something
good will happen!!

LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!




Sorry,
but this chain
letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the amor of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
BEWARE,
and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

The enamorados of the corazón


In order to form
a más perfect kiss,
enable the
mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one
kiss. articulo 1:

Statement of Love:
The
kiss 1.

kiss on the
hand
I adore tu


2.

kiss on the cheek
I just
want to be friends

3.

kiss on the
neck
I want tu

4.

kiss on the
lips
I amor tu

5.

kiss on the
ears
I am just playing

6.


kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away


7.

Look in your eyes
kiss
me

8.

Playing with your hair

I can't live without tu 9.

Hand on your waist
I amor
tu to much to let tu go
articulo 2:
The Three Steps


1.

Girls:
If any
guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2.

Guys
If any
girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.

Guys
& Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.



articulo 3:
The Commandments


1.

Thou shall not squeeze

too hard.

2.

Thou shall not ask for
a kiss,
but take one.

3.

Thou shall kiss

at every opportunity.



* Remember *

A melocotón is a melocotón
A ciruela, ciruelo is a plum,
A kiss isn't
a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,

and give your tongue
some exercise!!!




Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:

1.

They will
always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The
way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder


3.
How cute they look when they sleep


4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms


5.
The way they kiss tu and
all of a sudden
everything
is right in the world

6.
How
cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they
take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth
while

8.

Because they are always
warm
even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they
look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The
way they pescado for compliments
even though tu both know that tu
think
she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How
cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her
hand always finds yours

13.

The way they
smile

14.
The way tu feel
when tu see their name

on the call ID
after tu just had a big fight

15.
The way she says

'lets not fight anymore'

even though tu know that
an hora later....

16.
The
way they kiss when
tu do something nice for them

17.

The way they kiss tu
when tu say
'I
amor you'

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...


19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they
cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over
something that silly

21.
The way they
hit tu
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then
the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though
we don't admit it)!

23.

The way they
say
'I miss you'

24.
The way tu
miss them

25.
The way their tears
make tu want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet
regardless
if tu amor them,
hate them,
wish they would die
o

know that tu would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because
once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become
everything to you.
When tu look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the
depths of their souls
and
tu say a million things
without trace of
a sound,
tu know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within
the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We amor them for a million
reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind

but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

*




This chain started in 1887.
It is a amor chain letter......................................

In an hora tu are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy,
just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25
people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
tu then say
the
name of the person
tu like o amor
and then the person will say
'I
amor you,'
o
'Will tu go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!






NOW

THE CONSEQUENCES


The consequences are:

If tu break the chain letter,
tu will have bad luck
in future
relationships.
If tu don't
break the chain,
then tu will be a

happy camper!!!

CoNgRatULaTioNs!
!


tu have been chosen
to participate
in the

LONGEST
and the

LUCKIEST
chain letter on
the Internet!
Once tu read,
this letter tu must
IMMEDIATELY

(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25

people
After
tu send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE


tu MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,

o
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS
CHAIN LETTER
IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE año 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN

THE guinness BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!



PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!


*WARNING*


IF tu DO NOT PASS THIS ON,

SOMETHING BAD o WORSE

WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

NOTE*

THE más PEOPLE

tu SEND THIS TO
THE más LUCK tu WILL
HAVE IN YOUR amor LIFE.

IF tu BREAK
THE CHAIN LETTER

(IT HAS BEEN GOING
SINCE 1887)

tu WILL HAVE
BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR amor LIFE

FOR SEVEN YEARS.
THIS IS
NO
JOKE.
GOOD
LUCK
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2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the muro and try not to get a headache.

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10: Make reservations at McDonalds

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It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
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AAAAGGGHHH
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Today,Our pregunta is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
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Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it








A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to comentario your preguntas and I'll answer ASAP!
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HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves-
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
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I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
(*)
(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!