Some are lighthearted‚ some are serious‚ all are very true.
Here are some of them:
-Don't drink uva jugo, jugo de while wearing a white camisa, camiseta and driving to school.
-Don't let your life wait for other people.
-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.
-Your mom will find out if tu dye your hair purple.
-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.
-Don't ever fall in amor with someone who is más than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.
-Milk cartons make boring pets.
-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
-That which does not kill tu will ultimately make tu stronger.
-Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
-Don't sprint around a pool if you're trying to act like an idiot.
-Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make any difference.
-All that's oro doesn't glisten.
-Zits always pop up when tu reall can't afford for them to pop up.
-Always stay after class that's where connections are made.
-When in doubt‚ duck. When certain‚ don't bother‚ 'cause you're already screwed.
-While driving a car through a gate‚ always‚ ALWAYS make sure the gate is open! The consequences night be fatal to your car.
-If you're not living (I mean really living)‚ you're dead already.
-Never pierce your belly button i the dark.
-Just because someone flirts with tu incessantly doesn't necessarily mean he o she likes you.
-If your calculus teacher tells tu to quit talking after a test o he'll give tu a zero for your test grade‚ he means it. Really.
-Sometimes smart people can do very‚ very stupid things.
-Being nice to people will get tu far.
-The one person tu can truly amor is often right in front of you.
-Never‚ ever‚ EVER let a member of the oppostite sex make tu compromise your standards. Never.
-Nothing is ever too good to be true.
-If tu start to like a girl/guy‚ her/his roommate will immediately start liking you.
-Parents aren't around forever‚ and tu need to treausure them while they are
-Don't take the SAT twice if tu already have a good score in the first place.
-Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
-Think carefully before tu act.
-Dreaming and doing do hand in hand.
-Life REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW‚ and not later. Procrastination is the easiest‚ but not the most profitable.
-If your intuition is telling tu not to do something then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!
-Cereal is a vital staple comida for all college students.Who cares how ridiculous tu look eating it at 7:30pm?
-If he doesn't respect you‚ then he's not worth any of your time.
-Don't juggle knives unless you're really‚ really good at it.
-If at first tu don't succeed‚ try again. Then give up. No sense being stupid about it.
-Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world.
-You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught
-Hair is flamable. Very Flamable.
-Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against your hair.
-Dyeing hair fresa blonde that is already fresa blonde makes it turn fresa pink.
-White perros and black pants don't mix.
-God doesn't make junk!
-Someday tu will all look back on this and it will seem funny.
-You never know when you're making a memory.
-The corazón does heal and tu will amor like this again- except that when tu do‚ you'll deny that tu ever loved like this before.
-Nothing matters if tu don't have loved ones to share it with. Your siblings are incredibly precious. If tu don't know this now‚ tu will- trust me!
-If tu can laugh at yourself‚ tu are going to be fine.
-If tu allow others to laugh with you‚ you'll be great!
-Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
This is not mine‚ it was written por Meredith Rowe.
Here are some of them:
-Don't drink uva jugo, jugo de while wearing a white camisa, camiseta and driving to school.
-Don't let your life wait for other people.
-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.
-Your mom will find out if tu dye your hair purple.
-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.
-Don't ever fall in amor with someone who is más than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.
-Milk cartons make boring pets.
-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
-That which does not kill tu will ultimately make tu stronger.
-Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
-Don't sprint around a pool if you're trying to act like an idiot.
-Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make any difference.
-All that's oro doesn't glisten.
-Zits always pop up when tu reall can't afford for them to pop up.
-Always stay after class that's where connections are made.
-When in doubt‚ duck. When certain‚ don't bother‚ 'cause you're already screwed.
-While driving a car through a gate‚ always‚ ALWAYS make sure the gate is open! The consequences night be fatal to your car.
-If you're not living (I mean really living)‚ you're dead already.
-Never pierce your belly button i the dark.
-Just because someone flirts with tu incessantly doesn't necessarily mean he o she likes you.
-If your calculus teacher tells tu to quit talking after a test o he'll give tu a zero for your test grade‚ he means it. Really.
-Sometimes smart people can do very‚ very stupid things.
-Being nice to people will get tu far.
-The one person tu can truly amor is often right in front of you.
-Never‚ ever‚ EVER let a member of the oppostite sex make tu compromise your standards. Never.
-Nothing is ever too good to be true.
-If tu start to like a girl/guy‚ her/his roommate will immediately start liking you.
-Parents aren't around forever‚ and tu need to treausure them while they are
-Don't take the SAT twice if tu already have a good score in the first place.
-Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
-Think carefully before tu act.
-Dreaming and doing do hand in hand.
-Life REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW‚ and not later. Procrastination is the easiest‚ but not the most profitable.
-If your intuition is telling tu not to do something then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!
-Cereal is a vital staple comida for all college students.Who cares how ridiculous tu look eating it at 7:30pm?
-If he doesn't respect you‚ then he's not worth any of your time.
-Don't juggle knives unless you're really‚ really good at it.
-If at first tu don't succeed‚ try again. Then give up. No sense being stupid about it.
-Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world.
-You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught
-Hair is flamable. Very Flamable.
-Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against your hair.
-Dyeing hair fresa blonde that is already fresa blonde makes it turn fresa pink.
-White perros and black pants don't mix.
-God doesn't make junk!
-Someday tu will all look back on this and it will seem funny.
-You never know when you're making a memory.
-The corazón does heal and tu will amor like this again- except that when tu do‚ you'll deny that tu ever loved like this before.
-Nothing matters if tu don't have loved ones to share it with. Your siblings are incredibly precious. If tu don't know this now‚ tu will- trust me!
-If tu can laugh at yourself‚ tu are going to be fine.
-If tu allow others to laugh with you‚ you'll be great!
-Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
This is not mine‚ it was written por Meredith Rowe.
