I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are más emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what tu are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before tu trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with tu may end up being admired por your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells tu about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. tu don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes tu is when he teases you.
22. Guys amor tu más than tu amor them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot o cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes tu a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for consejos from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook o consejos book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in amor and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the siguiente couple days o until the siguiente time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance libros that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks tu to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, tu know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid tu o is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at tu for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who puñetazo, ponche harder than they do.
43. A guy has más problems than tu can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls más than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even más to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We amor it when girls talk about there ass.
54. Always make sure tu know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal o not .
55. Believe it o not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like libros after tu just ask them preguntas about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants tu sexually.
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
58. Guys amor neck rubs and if he lets tu keep doing it, it means that he really likes tu o his neck really hurts.
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is tu want to let him go and he will respect that after tu let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes tu and wants to be with tu as much as possible.
it's so true too!!!! (I think)
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are más emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what tu are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before tu trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with tu may end up being admired por your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells tu about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. tu don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes tu is when he teases you.
22. Guys amor tu más than tu amor them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot o cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes tu a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for consejos from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook o consejos book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in amor and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the siguiente couple days o until the siguiente time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance libros that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks tu to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, tu know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid tu o is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at tu for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who puñetazo, ponche harder than they do.
43. A guy has más problems than tu can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls más than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even más to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We amor it when girls talk about there ass.
54. Always make sure tu know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal o not .
55. Believe it o not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like libros after tu just ask them preguntas about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants tu sexually.
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
58. Guys amor neck rubs and if he lets tu keep doing it, it means that he really likes tu o his neck really hurts.
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is tu want to let him go and he will respect that after tu let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes tu and wants to be with tu as much as possible.
it's so true too!!!! (I think)
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when tu say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. tu look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and tu never get tired of being with us.
4. I amor tu and only you.-Well, tu guys get the picture.
5. I will be with tu forever.
6. tu have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. tu shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for tu to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. tu look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and tu never get tired of being with us.
4. I amor tu and only you.-Well, tu guys get the picture.
5. I will be with tu forever.
6. tu have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. tu shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for tu to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when tu want to get kicked out of the DMV. por Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy siguiente to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people siguiente to tu look at tu funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down siguiente to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorito! mostrar the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostrar number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy siguiente to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people siguiente to tu look at tu funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down siguiente to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorito! mostrar the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostrar number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
