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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY mes marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The siguiente review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed por lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can mover on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly got his career off the ground and got him his spot in the gaming industry. A game known as Deadly Premonition



Deadly Premonition is… a lot. An enigma, a cult classic, a debatably bad game, an oddly great game, insanely creative, a rip off, a comedy, a horror, a mystery, it is many, many things. Like a Sinner’s Sandwich, this game is many things. Janky, weird, oddly colored, and yet tu keep coming back for more. If tu were to tell me that Deadly Premonition was an original experience and one of the best games out there, I’d tell tu “That’s understandable”. And if tu told me that Deadly Premonition was an overhyped buggy piece of shit, I’d tell tu “That’s understandable”. Deadly Premonition has an odd reputation. People either consider this game a 10/10 masterpiece, while others consider it one of the worst games of the seventh generation. There seems to be no middle ground with this game. tu either amor it o tu hate it. And since it’s me we’re talking about, I absolutely amor this game. I’ve been following the development of DP2, I’ve been playing the game on both 360 and Switch. I had the Whistle Theme as my ringtone for the longest time. This game is so special to me. But what is Deadly Premonition? What makes it such a strange game that people love. Well… Let’s get into it.
Deadly Premonition follows the escapades of one Francis York Morgan. But please, just call him York. That’s what everyone does. York is a very special kind of strange, yet an enticing protagonist. York does have creative detective skills and they do always lead him to the right track in a case, yet they are so unorthodox and strange, that it only makes sense for people to call him a fucking weirdo, made más so por how he can have a casual conversation with a doctor about puzzles in the room where a victims body is under autopsy, o how he will just talk about weird old cine like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes over and over on the awkward drive to the siguiente part of the case, and most importantly, will constantly interrupt conversations to badmouth the person he was just talking to right in front of them to a mysterious person named “Zach”. And yet, he always just comes off as charming. He is strange, and can even be rude with his lack of understanding of common sense, yet he never comes off as insufferable o a prick about it. Maybe it’s because his odd behavior fits well in the odd setting of this game. I’d even go so far as to say his personality is charming, how he gets passionate about a good meal, how he always has these little quirks about him like smoking before a case, always wanting to be called York, his amor for coffee with only milk, no sugar, his obsession with bad movies. It’s these little details to this character that just make him feel más like a person. Dare I say, it makes tu feel like you’re really York (kill me). York is a weird man, but he is a charming man, if that makes sense. Kind of like the game of Deadly Premonition. This game is charming, but still so very weird. And why not have a weird and charming protagonist lead your game. But a good protagonist can only carry the story for so long. How is the story of DP?
Well… It’s Twin Peaks. Yeah, it is very much Twin Peaks. SWERY65 is a man who likes to wear his influences on his sleeve in all of his games. Spy Fiction clearly being a Metal Gear game and even Deadly Premonition 2 being less Twin Peaks and más True Detective. This has led to some people flat out calling this game a rip off. And while I can definitely see it, even one of the tracks in the game blatantly sounding like Laura’s Theme from Twin Peaks, I’m a firm believer in the fact that nothing is original. It’s alright to have your influences as long as tu can add your own little touch to it. If you’re gonna rip something off, tu may as well go all the way and try to make a “What if I made this” sort of scenario. Besides, I feel like the game is different enough with it’s plot as it goes on to differ from Twin Peaks. But the actual story of the game is a winding path of weirdness and possible curiosity. York comes to the small woodland town of Greenvale, Washington. Here, he hears of the murder of a young girl named Annah Graham, who was murdered in a ritualistic fashion and is connected to other murders around the country por Red Seeds. With the help of the local police force including sheriff George Woodman, and police officers Emily Wyatt and Thomas MacLaine. During his investigation as más victims are killed por the murderer, a mysterious figure known as the Raincoat Killer pursues York through the strange world of red that appears at night, and leads York to the paranormal in this case. The story is bizarre, obviously, leading to all sorts of strange creatures and stranger people. Yet, while one can argue that the story itself is insane, it never gets boring to me. It starts off pretty slow, but it starts to pick up really fast as soon as the first chapter nears the end, and York finds himself being chased por the Raincoat Killer while in his investigations and starts exploring the town on his own. And speaking of which, the town of Greenvale.



I don’t know how the insanely bizarre characters of Deadly Premonition 2 were not considered as crazy as these characters in Greenvale. Maybe it’s because in DP2, they were trying too hard to make them all whacky, which they certainly were strange, whereas DP was a bit more… eased into the madness. Having grown up in small towns myself, this game just gives me a really homey feel to it and it’s all thanks to the strange characters tu meet. tu got a store owner with her rockabilly husband, a elderly hotel owner with an insanely long mesa, tabla for no reason, the rich man of the town who always wears a gas mask and lets his assistant talk for him, ending his responses in “So says Mr. Stewart”, a gas station owner who will only talk to cops if they bribe him, a sergeant at the local junkyard who calls himself a general, an old woman walking around with a pot, a gravekeeper who has a speech impediment, and much, much more. These characters all stand out in ways that are really charming o at least their one gimmick is strange enough to keep tu interested in doing their sidequests. And like I said, growing up in small towns all my life where everyone knows everyone, this is exactly what a small town in America feels like. You’ll have those strange folk that tu hear rumors about, but then will be shocked to hear such things, like the old woman with the pot who is always walking around with it was once the prettiest girl in her high school class o how the general may have been a character in SWERY’s anterior game, Spy Fiction. tu really get a feeling that there's más to this small town than on surface level. And it adds más to it when tu see the characters hurt por the deaths of these young girls. They aren’t just shaken por it, some of them are absolutely mortified. Anna’s mother has gone mad from grief, her best friend decides to stay locked up in her house out of depression, the town starts to fear for their own safety and mourn her loss. Greenvale has so much personality to it and it’s not just someone dimensional “Look at all these weirdos” kind of thing. They all have their own daily routines, they all have different relationships with other characters. Some are friends with others, some are married and have kids, some stay reclusive and away from others, and some of them are always going around the town at different points of the day. They never stay in one spot and for a game that was on one hell of a budget, just seeing that is really charming.



Unfortunately I can’t say the same for the gameplay. While I can say that the setting and the characters and even the story have so much charm to it and it makes up for the technical issues in the cutscenes and the graphics, the amount of charm in the gameplay can only help it out so much. The música is fine, having this sort of jazzy tune to it, even distorted at points to emphasize the madness that York finds himself in during the other world sections, while also being both pretty enticing while at other times so out of place that it is hilarious. The tonal shifts caused por this soundtrack should drive me to an autistic rage, yet I find myself laughing from it due to the games will and determination to be crazy. But, as I stated, it can only do so much for the gameplay. One issue with the open world sections is that everything in this game is really widespread. It is a small country town and, again, very realistic to small country towns. Everything is spread out between roads and farmlands. The downside is that this is a game, not real life, and that just isn’t fun to me. Driving back and forth from grassland to grassland to reach the siguiente point in the story can get really tiresome. However, I personally was never bothered por it. Maybe it’s the charming conversations that York has with Zach about the case, about movies, about characters in the story, o just about whatever strange thing comes to mind. Maybe it’s the wacky música of York’s theme that is just so lovely that it calms my nerves. Maybe it’s the fact that seeing York crash his car at high velocity due to the buggy mechanics that leaves me laughing. Whatever it is, while I can understand the issue with this, I am not too troubled por it. But another issue that is hard for me to defend is the gunplay. I’ve heard rumors that SWERY never wanted to add these sections in the game but was told to por the publisher because Resident Evil 4 was the hottest perra in town at the time, so he was left with no choice. And yeah… I believe it. It’s not… terrible, but it certainly feels awkward. Like really awkward. Like it feels like how tu would fuego a gun, gamers at home. That said, I won’t deny that taking a shotgun and blowing a Shadows fucking face off in one hit isn’t the most satisfying thing ever. A feature that I did miss in DP2, not gonna lie. I also feel that these sections can go on for a bit too long. But hey, at least the levels in the shadow world change in DP1 unlike DP2 (I’ll get around to reviewing DP2 some time. That game has things that it does better and does worse than 1). The gameplay in and of itself in DP1 is awkward. Charming, and far from being absolutely god awful, but awkward. Like a little kid who is mostrando his amor for minecraft por dressing up in a really bad Creeper costume. tu wanna tell him it looks like shit and he’s probably gonna get made fun of por absolute degenerates, i.e. 30 año olds on Reddit who think they’re funny, but tu can tell he’s having fun with it… what was I talking about again? Right, DP1 gameplay. Yeah, it’s alright. Better than Godhand/10.



There’s so much más I wanna talk about in this game, especially involving más of the strange música that can actually be really well placed at times, the story of the Raincoat Killer, and discuss the insane ending, but that would require spoilers, and while I could just leave a spoiler warning and tell people, “Go and play the game yourself”.... I’m not gonna do that. This game works better when tu go in as blind to the twist as possible. I am not gonna be the one to tell tu where this game's story goes, because it’s actually pretty good. o at least, I remember it being good. It’s definitely not at all what I was expecting it to be, but I remember liking it despite that. So I won’t be spoiling it here for you. Instead, I’ll discuss one thing about this game. The horror aspects. Deadly Premonition is considered a horror game, and while I do amor this game with all my heart, is it a horror game?... Maybe? I think. Personally, I never got scared of this game. While it is described as a survival horror, I don’t see it. Sure, the other world does look like a typical Silent colina setting, but those sections are so few and far between that you’ll never get the chance to let the horror set in before your back exploring the town and hearing York talk about his punk phase in high school. The amount of items tu pick up means that you’ll never run out of ammo. You’ll also pick up comida and coffee, so you’ll never worry about needing to eat o sleep in this game either. And the enemy diseño is just not bizarre enough to warrant any fear. There are creepy moments like the Raincoat Killer moment near the end that I refuse to describe o a creepy hand just subtly mostrando itself before disappearing, but the game just isn’t all that scary. But it most certainly has its moments. The enemies have this quick, inham movement to them. Think of the nurses' strange movements from Silent colina 2, but cranked up to 11 on how fast they move, almost like they have this foto speedline to their twitching. And the perros that can chase tu at night and are just slightly faster than your car had me worrying for my life and wanting to get inside as fast as I could. And I won’t deny, the acts of how Red Trees are grown is one of the most fucking evil things I’ve ever seen in fiction. That is just horrifying. And I will say, the way the characters mover and look adds to the strangeness. Look, I personally believe that the uglier a game looks, the creepier it is. That may sound strange, but think about the polygonal abstractness of the monsters from Silent Hill. If tu could get a good look at something and if it moved well, your brain would just go, “Oh, yeah, I can make that out”. Humans have a habit of fearing the unknown. We want to know things, put logic into it, so when we see something that our brains can’t process properly, it confuses us, and it disturbs us. That’s what puts Deadly Premonition in the Uncanny Valley, a system of function where tu see something that looks human, yet… somethings not right. Like how androids mover their facial expression. They may look human, but something’s not right with their body movement, how they look at tu with a dead gaze. And Deadly Premonition has that in spades with the janky character movements, how they can stand as stiff as a board before breaking out into full Sasquatch walk, with the strange facial expressions that range from looking like an action figure to full scale blow up dolls. It gives this game a sort of dream-like feeling to it, and it really does work in the strangeness of this game, and that’s what Deadly Premonition feels like to me. A dream.
Deadly Premonition is a really special game. por the time I finished it, I was already having fond memories of it, feeling nostalgic about it, despite having played it pretty recently. My first time playing Deadly Premonition was when it was released on the Switch as Deadly Premonition Origins to promote DP2. I had never played the game prior to that. My first time playing this game was back in September of 2019, not even a año ago. And I fell in amor with it immediately. I amor the strange tone, I amor the weird small town, I amor the janky combat, I amor the strange story, I amor York’s weird traditions with coffee and investigating, and I even amor all the ugly parts of this game. Deadly Premonition is the definition of just being a charming game. It’s not a perfect game, and I can understand people saying it’s not a good game. But I still amor it, because it has charm. That’s the word of the day, people, charm. This game has charm. So much damn charm. Clear as a crisp spring morning. If I have somehow sold tu on this game, tu can get it right now on Switch from the Origins version, and it is on Steam right now for $25. tu can also get it on Xbox 360 o the Director’s Cut version for PS3, though dado DP2’s story, it looks like the events in the Director’s Cut are non-canon.
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amor WILL REMEMBER
[Voicemail]
Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell tu that
I amor tu so so so so much,
Just wanted to let tu know that tu are my princess,
You are worthy of all of the amor in the world,
You are the amor of my life.

Now's all we got,
And time can't be bought,
I know it inside my heart
Forever will forever be ours,
Even if we try to forget,
Love will remember

[Verse 1]
You dicho tu loved me,
I dicho I loved tu back,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

All your promises,
And all them plans we had,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

Boom gone,
Yeah we mover on
Even...
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posted by neonstars
Are tu a scientist Cause I'd Like to do tu on a mesa, tabla , Periodically(:

If tu where a triángulo, triángulo de You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

hola baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for tu and I can't get up (:

rosas are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

tu remind me of my siguiente boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If tu were a snack pack id eat tu without a spoon.

tu smell like a flower. Can I plant tu in my garden?

Do tu believe in amor at first sight, o should I walk por again?
This is important to horror fans and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fans we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fans of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years hace at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the cocina and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian espaguetis, espagueti and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some friends and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak tu out
But I
I think I might of dicho too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of dicho it’s tu and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do tu amor someone without getting hurt
How do tu amor someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do tu love, how do tu amor someone
How do tu love, how do tu amor someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an manzana, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit por a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking adelante, hacia adelante to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking adelante, hacia adelante to my new world
Writing names, escritura names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lobo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do tu want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." respuestas Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are tu doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving amor in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in tu and the things tu doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail o bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat siguiente to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the ducha, ducha de and headed toward the mirror to...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post actualización if tu want :)
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car adelante, hacia adelante saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If tu are hung like a horse, tu don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by KatiiCullen94
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my corazón out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, o the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my corazón out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. tu wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet tu on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if tu think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if tu just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if tu think that we cant sing it faster then tu wrong but itll help if tu just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if tu just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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