So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate fan who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to bomba out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward (As if the Xbox One didn’t have enough problems at launch), Fighter Within was released for the Kinect por Daoka Studios, a Belgian company who have made nothing else of interest, and was published por Ubisoft. Ugh, yeah, get used to seeing Ubisoft appear a lot this holiday season. Normally I’d ask tu how bad it could be, but this game is on the Kinect. The only way I can think of it being any worse is if someone was kicking tu in the dick repeatedly. But even that would be less painful.
So Fighter Within is a game with a set lista of characters. These aren’t the worst characters I’ve ever seen, I mean, come on, I grew up with Mortal Kombat: Deception. These characters give a sort of tekken vibe to them. The graphics are alright. Nothing too ugly, nothing completely offensive. That being said, are tu really going to remember designs like Matt, Vince, o Faergas. calle Fighter, this is not. So then we get into the main campaign… After a moment of loading. I timed it, it takes fifty segundos each time for the game to load. So it must be real powerful- And it’s still imágenes for cutscenes… I am not one to complain about cutscenes having, say, a comic book o graphic novel look to them for their cutscenes, I think it’s fine, but these are just the character modelos standing around, talking to each other. And the voice actuación and dialogue are really bad. It’s what a child thinks sounds cool to say after binging a bunch of their dad’s action movies. So after a short introduction using misceláneo words that make no sense and expecting tu to know right away, we can finally start the actual game. And holy shit, this is a joke.
tu cannot mover anywhere on the area. tu have two movements. tu can backstep, and tu can mover forward. That’s it. tu cannot circulo, círculo around your opponent, so if your opponent locks tu near the edge of the ring, you’d better hope your character turns away o you’ll ring out and lose. Occasionally you’ll do a grab. How do tu do it, I don’t know. It’s so hard to pull off, it almost feels like luck thanks to the Kinect’s garbage controls. So screw the grabs and screw strategy, we’re gonna estrella Platinum this shit and just unleash a series of punches into this motherfucker. I say punches, but it’s más like slapping each other with wet noodles they call arms. I found it works really well if tu just calcetín your opponent in the dick. And get used to hearing the words High Straight Combo when you… somehow do a special move, because the announcer says it every time, and tu do it más times than tu would think. It’s honestly grating after a while. So after baring through the tutorials, I got a friend to suffer with me. So after picking our characters (By the way, picking characters with motion controls are a goddamn mess because the motion controls slides your hand all over the place and just selecting them por moving your hand adelante, hacia adelante and then away makes it a nauseating experience. I didn’t think I had to mention that, but there tu go), we could barely play the game from laughing. We couldn’t play it anyway, but this was a special kind of mess. After a while, we just had to stop. So I will say this, Fighter Within was a más endearing fighting game experience than any of the Blazblue games.
So after laying two rounds, we were exhausted, our guts hurt, and we just gave up. I think I got the amount I needed for such a game like this. Fighter Within is as low as a fighting game as tu can get. It’s not frustrating, o so I would think dado the fact that I refuse to play the story mode any more, but man, on a technical level, this is one of the worst fighting games I’ve ever played. But hey, it’s good for a laugh. So if tu have a Kinect, for some ungodly reason, force your friends to play it and I’m sure you’ll get a laugh. On that note, I leave tu with a fun fact. Ieft my copy of Fighter Within at my friends house because he owns a Kinect and I don’t, and when he came to return it, I told him to keep it. Just a little side story.
So Fighter Within is a game with a set lista of characters. These aren’t the worst characters I’ve ever seen, I mean, come on, I grew up with Mortal Kombat: Deception. These characters give a sort of tekken vibe to them. The graphics are alright. Nothing too ugly, nothing completely offensive. That being said, are tu really going to remember designs like Matt, Vince, o Faergas. calle Fighter, this is not. So then we get into the main campaign… After a moment of loading. I timed it, it takes fifty segundos each time for the game to load. So it must be real powerful- And it’s still imágenes for cutscenes… I am not one to complain about cutscenes having, say, a comic book o graphic novel look to them for their cutscenes, I think it’s fine, but these are just the character modelos standing around, talking to each other. And the voice actuación and dialogue are really bad. It’s what a child thinks sounds cool to say after binging a bunch of their dad’s action movies. So after a short introduction using misceláneo words that make no sense and expecting tu to know right away, we can finally start the actual game. And holy shit, this is a joke.
tu cannot mover anywhere on the area. tu have two movements. tu can backstep, and tu can mover forward. That’s it. tu cannot circulo, círculo around your opponent, so if your opponent locks tu near the edge of the ring, you’d better hope your character turns away o you’ll ring out and lose. Occasionally you’ll do a grab. How do tu do it, I don’t know. It’s so hard to pull off, it almost feels like luck thanks to the Kinect’s garbage controls. So screw the grabs and screw strategy, we’re gonna estrella Platinum this shit and just unleash a series of punches into this motherfucker. I say punches, but it’s más like slapping each other with wet noodles they call arms. I found it works really well if tu just calcetín your opponent in the dick. And get used to hearing the words High Straight Combo when you… somehow do a special move, because the announcer says it every time, and tu do it más times than tu would think. It’s honestly grating after a while. So after baring through the tutorials, I got a friend to suffer with me. So after picking our characters (By the way, picking characters with motion controls are a goddamn mess because the motion controls slides your hand all over the place and just selecting them por moving your hand adelante, hacia adelante and then away makes it a nauseating experience. I didn’t think I had to mention that, but there tu go), we could barely play the game from laughing. We couldn’t play it anyway, but this was a special kind of mess. After a while, we just had to stop. So I will say this, Fighter Within was a más endearing fighting game experience than any of the Blazblue games.
So after laying two rounds, we were exhausted, our guts hurt, and we just gave up. I think I got the amount I needed for such a game like this. Fighter Within is as low as a fighting game as tu can get. It’s not frustrating, o so I would think dado the fact that I refuse to play the story mode any more, but man, on a technical level, this is one of the worst fighting games I’ve ever played. But hey, it’s good for a laugh. So if tu have a Kinect, for some ungodly reason, force your friends to play it and I’m sure you’ll get a laugh. On that note, I leave tu with a fun fact. Ieft my copy of Fighter Within at my friends house because he owns a Kinect and I don’t, and when he came to return it, I told him to keep it. Just a little side story.
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard o a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako sirenas does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
tu can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic o inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for lectura this articulo and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard o a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako sirenas does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
tu can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic o inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for lectura this articulo and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the calle from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
tu could also make a friend and maybe tu have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right por you,if not at least tu still see them o talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the calle from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
tu could also make a friend and maybe tu have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right por you,if not at least tu still see them o talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the actuación is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when lectura the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most popular girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck por cyber bullying.
And tu know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now tu know why I was effected so strongly por this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the actuación is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when lectura the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most popular girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck por cyber bullying.
And tu know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now tu know why I was effected so strongly por this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
hola Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs por tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also amor to be haters and they also hacked my facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs por tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also amor to be haters and they also hacked my facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I amor and leave you
They call me corazón breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If tu fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear tu apart
Told tu from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad lobo I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If tu fall for me I'm only gonna tear tu apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I amor and leave you
They call me corazón breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If tu fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear tu apart
Told tu from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad lobo I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If tu fall for me I'm only gonna tear tu apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]