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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our mostrar today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see tu again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Audience: *Laughing*

Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk

Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
Master Sword as the giant
Snow Wonder as Helen Rodin
Cosmic arco iris as Alex Rodin

Helen: We got más reports of the giant attacking our town.
Jack: Are tu sure it's not Godzilla?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Helen: I dicho giant. Not monster.
Jack: Monsters are giants. Ask anyone. *Points at Alex* hola Alex, is a monster a giant?
Alex: Yes.
Helen: No it's not.
Jack: Yeah it is. más ponies are saying it is, so you're wrong.
Helen: If más ponies dicho World War 2 never existed, would tu believe them?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I think tu should shut up, and I'm gonna go stop the monster. *Walks away*

Later, Jack got outside, and looked up in the sky.

Jack: If I'm going to stop that monster, I need to get to him. How am I going to do that?

A big seed fell from the sky.

Jack: *Moves out of the way* Predictable. I mean, we are parodying Jack & The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*

A big beanstalk started growing.

Jack: And now is my cue to climb onto this thing. *Jumps onto a leaf, and begins climbing to the top* I should get there sometime soon.

7 hours later

Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Gets to the parte superior, arriba of the beanstalk* Okay giant. *Grabs a sniper rifle, and looks around the clouds* Where are you? *Sees a big castle* In there. *Runs to the castle*

9.5 hours later.

Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: Ugh. *Leaning on the door* Why am I so tiny compared to everything else in this world?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Goes into the castle*
Giant: *Sleeping in front of a TV set*
Jack: Hey, giants aren't supposed to have television!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Wakes up*
Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have dicho that outloud.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum. I smell.. *Sniffs his hoof* Actually, I don't know what I smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Shoots the giant*
Giant: You're crazy. Miniature bullets won't kill me.
Jack: Then what will?
Giant: Not telling.
Jack: *Runs back to the beanstalk* This is probably going to take another 9, and a half hours!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Chasing Jack*
Jack: *Losing his balance* Whoa. *Falls through a cloud*
Giant: *Jumps, and chases Jack*
Jack: *Grabs hold of the beanstalk*
Giant: *Grabs the beanstalk, and is below Jack* Wait a minute. Aren't I supposed to be above you?
Jack: Does it matter?
Giant: No.
Jack: Then shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Loses his footing, and falls*
Jack: Finally. Glad that's over. Can we end this now?

The End

On the siguiente part of this episode

Nocturnal Mirage plays Gran Turismo 6.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 18: None Of Your Business

Nocturnal Mirage was at Sean's house with Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong.

Mirage: How many Playstations do tu have?
Sean: Sixteen. That way, when we all play Gran Turismo 6, we can race each other.
Master Sword: No we can't. división, split screen mode is for two players only.
Mirage: Are tu always an idiot, o are tu just having a bad day?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What he's talking about, is that we can all play online, using these Playstations.
Master Sword: Oh, I get it. Sixteen Playstations, so that we can all play online in the same room. Smart idea.
Sean: I came up with it, so of course it's a smart idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: Okay, that wasn't even funny.
Tom: Hey! Don't insult my show!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Fellas, are we gonna play, o what?
Mortomis: I'm tired of hearing tu argue all the time. Let's race for crying out loud.
Sean: He's right, we need to race. *Selects his car* I will choose the 1969 Corvette Stingray.
Annie: Regular, o convertible.
Sean: Regular, it's faster.
Mirage: I'm going to take a Nascar Ford Fusion.
Sean: You, and your Fords. That's all tu choose in this game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I'm getting the Maserati.
Heartsong: Which one?
Tom: The only one in the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm getting a Toyota Supra race car.
Annie: You, and Nocturnal are the only ones that have race cars so far.
Mortomis: I'm gonna choose the Cadillac CTS.
Annie: My car will be the Corvette as well, but a 2009 ZR1.
Heartsong: And I'm using the bmw M4 Safety car.
Tom: What track are we going to use?
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allowed to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two laps sound okay?
Ponies: Yeah.
Tom: *Looks at the reader* Find out who wins this race in part 5 of this episode. We're gonna start off our skits now, and the first one will be Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostrar wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Diamond as French Stewart
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Before we begin the double jeopardy round, I'd like to remind our contestants once again, to please refrain from using ethnic slurs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new jeopardy record with negative $230,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: tu think you're pretty smart, don't tu Trebek? With your dago mustache, and your greasy mane!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Look! What did I just say about using ethnic slurs?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in segundo place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* I'm a late bloomer Alex, and in double jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Annoyed* Sure tu will. And finally, in his segundo appearance, Tom Selleck in a commanding lead with 14 dollars.
Tom: Hey. *Points to his podium* Hey, check out the podium. Look at this.
Alex: Mr. Selleck has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah that's right. Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name.
Alex: *Very annoyed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: great. Let's take a look at the final board. And the categories are

Potent Potables
Sharp Things
cine That Start With The Word Jaws
A Petit Dejane

Alex: That category is about french phrases, so we'll just skip that one.
Tom: hola uh, I speak a little french. You're an asswipe, pardon my french.
Audience: *Laughing*
French: *Sad* My name's French.
Tom: Yeah, well who gives a damn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.

Animal Sounds
Condiments
And finally, your ass, o hole in the ground.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, unfortunately, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah I'll take the uh condom thing for 8,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's condiments!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For 400. This condiment is made from mustard seeds.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart?
French: The answer of course is onions. I'll take condiments for 800, thank tu very much.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not the right answer.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck.
Tom: Eh, that's not my name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, what do tu want?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu buzzed in.
Tom: No I didn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes tu did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I hate my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was mustard. Mustard is made from mustard seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck it's still your board.
Tom: Yeah well ehh. Why don't tu give me ape tit for 200?
Alex: *Angry* It's not ape tit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's a petit never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just mover on to Animal Sounds for 600. This is the sound a doggy makes.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Moo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: Well that's the sound your grand daughter made last night.
Audience: Ah!! *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's not necessary.
Sean: Ah.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck?
Tom: Who is uh... Scooby Doo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Yeah he was a funny dog Scooby Doo. He drove around in a van, and solved mysteries.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That is incorrect.
Tom: Nah that's correct.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I remember. He had a pal, Scrappy Doo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart, the sound a dog makes.
French: Uh.... Who is John Cafferty And The castor Brown Band? Thank tu very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Alex: NO! Good lord! We would've accepted bow wow, o ruff.
Sean: Ah, rough. Just the way your grand daughter likes it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Come on, that is way out of line.
Tom: *Runs backstage*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, what are tu doing?!!?
Tom: *Walks towards Alex, and is wearing a massive ten gallon hat*
Sean: *Laughing at Tom*
Tom: Yeah I found this backstage. Oversized hat, it's funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No it's not.
Tom: Sure it is. It's funny. It's funny, because it's bigger then a normal hat.
Alex: I see that, get back to your podium.
Tom: Haha. *Takes off the hat* Take a look at that.
Alex: Yeah I see that. Get back to your podium, it's not funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Returns to his podium*
Alex: What's going on? Okay, let's just mover on to Final Jeopardy. The category is, tu know what? I'll tell tu what, just write a number. Any number. Any number, and tu win.
Audience: *Laughing*

Final Jeopardy música started playing.

Alex: We'll accept any number. Any number at all. A 1, o a 2, o a 3. o how about a 4? It's that simple. I know tu can do this.

The campana rang, and the contestants ran out of time.

Alex: Let's start with French Stewart who is grinning like an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu look pretty sure of yourself. tu think tu got the right answer?
French: Yes, I'm pretty sure of it Alex.
Alex: Well, all tu had to do was write a number, and tu wrote, threeve.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: A combination of three, and five. Very stunning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And tu wagered, Texas with a dollar sign in front of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm speechless.
French: No I did not get the answer from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's beautiful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck-
Tom: Yeah don't bother, I didn't write anything.
Alex: Good work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Sean the hedgehog. The category was numbers, and tu wrote... A letter V.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I'll tu what my friend..
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: V is a roman numeral, so despite your best efforts, tu were able to answer correctly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what tu wagered. Suck it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: That's all the time we have. Thank tu very much. I-
Tom: *Goes to Alex, and puts the oversized ten gallon hat on him*
Alex: would tu GET THAT OFF ME?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Coming up siguiente is The Story Of Corporal Agarn

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Captain Parmenter had all of his troops lined up for a meeting.

Captain Parmenter: Now, as all of tu might know, there will be a colonel coming here to inspect the fort. We want everything to look nice.
Corporal Agarn: Should we salute the colonel with the cannon?
Captain Parmenter: Good question, I don't know. Why don't tu two practice your salute, while I look at the calender to make sure I have the fecha right for the colonel's arrival.
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, tu know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*

When the fuse got to the bottom, the cañón didn't go off.

Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: This isn't good. We can't have that during the colonel's visit. Can we?!
Corporal Dobbs: uhh... I think so, and if he doesn't like it, I could play my bugle.
Corporal Agarn: OH NO tu DON'T!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If we don't give a good salute to the colonel, I'm going to go... *Getting angry* On!
Corporal Dobbs: Uh oh, this can't be good.
Corporal Agarn: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears* A!
Corporal Duffy: We never had this problem on the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Surrounded por flames because of his anger* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!! *Turns back to normal* Okay, what were we doing?
Audience: *Laughing*

To be continued in another episode.

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, Tom Foolery, and friends continue with their race on Gran Turismo 6.

Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her bmw M4 safety car.

Sean: tu know it's not really a safety car if tu keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But tu don't need to crash into us. tu f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are tu talking about? Your car is just fine.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this tu Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are tu able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a parte superior, arriba speed that's much higher then the one on your car.
Sean: She keeps spinning out of control on the turns.
Annie: *Passes Sean*
Sean: Okay, I'm in third now. *Sees Mirage, and Mortomis pass him* Really tu two? I swear if one más person passes me-
Master Sword: *Passes Sean* Sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Now it's time to act like Heartsong.
Mirage: Shit, that can't be good!
Master Sword: Of course it can't be good. She's in first place!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rams Master Sword's car*
Master Sword: Ah!! *Spins out, and hits Mortomis' car*
Mortomis: F**K! *Spins out, and hits Mirage's car*
Mirage: Ah! *Hits the wall*
Sean: *Passes Master Sword, Mortomis, and Mirage* Pleasure doing business with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: tu can't catch up to me.
Sean: Maybe not, but I did get to 3rd place.
Heartsong: This is the final lap, right?
Sean: Yeah, that's why it says lap 2/2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're on the 2nd, and final lap.
Annie: tu have one más turn to make before crossing that finish line.
Heartsong: That's what I was afraid of.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: If tu hit the wall-
Heartsong: *Spins out* No, not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Hits the wall* Shit.
Annie: *Laughs* I knew that was gonna happen. First place is mine.
Sean: And thanks to tu Heartsong, I am now in 2nd place.
Heartsong: *Backing her car up so she can continue racing*
Mirage: Look out!! *Crashes into Heartsong's car*

The others crashed into Heartsong's car, and they caused a pile up.

Annie: First place is mine.
Sean: *Gets second*
Tom: Well, this was almost enjoyable. It would have been better if Heartsong wasn't being retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*

Tom: What's up everypony? tu know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.

Blooper song: link

Mirage: How many Playstations do tu have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single playstation in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allout, loosjgoijd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't speak today. I don't know what's going on.

---

Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in segundo place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* Alex, I wanna take tu from behind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Cringes* Maybe we oughta give him a better line.

---

French: Uh.... Who is John C- I forgot my line!

Take 2

French: Uh.... Who is John Cowswitch And The castor Brown Band? Thank tu very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Director: Cafferty!
French: Uh oh. *Opens his eyes*
Director: Keep them closed!!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, tu know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*

When the fuse got to the bottom, the cañón didn't go off.

Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon, but it hurts his hoof* OOWWWW!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this tu Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are tu able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a- wait a second. *Looks at his controller* My controller is dead.
Director: Plug it in.
Tom: *Plugs controller into playstation* Let's do this again from the top.

The End

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Found this on google
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i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

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8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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This was definitely the most difficult lista I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. tu can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the parte superior, arriba 10 and just listing the other women and mostrando pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for tu guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope tu enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to comentario and I can't wait to hear what...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive tu to madness por letting tu figure out why the heck I dicho pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, o perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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These are my parte superior, arriba 15 LEAST favorito! celebridades and just like with my parte superior, arriba 15 favorito! celebridades lista I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell tu how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to mostrar that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a lista like this pretty much just dicho they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my lista and please keep in mind this is just my...
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added by shiriny
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I amor her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, o movie. Please comentario and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The cisne Princess, Anastasia,...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of tu might have heard of the game Facade. those of tu who have, tu probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she dicho "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they dicho yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - tu should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are tu really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he dicho that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can tu tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. tu will never find anybody who can give tu a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell tu that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling tu that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed por the federal government is entertainment.
5. tu should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests tu think she's pregnant unless tu can see an...
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Man: Where have tu been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this asiento empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do tu do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hola baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF tu DON'T PASS THIS ON tu DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All día long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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