I been lectura many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..
Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the cine became worse and worse.. Even after halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy cine are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming más and más of a troll..
Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head por the end of the film..
It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
The main villain is "flex affably evil". He has a "different" kinda mask.. A smile. A false amor for childrun.. Its revealed what his TRUE motive is.. That when childrun wear the masks he gives them and watch the commerical, it triggers a clip on the mask, and posions the child wearing it. And the mask than unleashes snakes and shit, which assumably would kill the parents.
And he does it simply because it "amuses him".. Also because he wants to bring back the darker aspects of Halloween.. But mostly because "mass murder is hilarious".
A large point to this movie is the boldness of the ending.. In the anterior movies, Michael was 'killed' at the end of each of his rampages. Here? The bad guy is stopped and yet he still wins, with Challis's harrowing scream telling us that a lot of people are going to die that Halloween. Naturally, not awesome in the sense that thousands of children will probably die, but most horror films end with the threat over; halloween III doesn't.
So.. I give this movie 4 out of 5. Grab some friends, and watch this for a halloween movie.. tu hopefully will not be disappointed..
HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN! HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SILVER SHAMROCK!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a volcán flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If tu were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was siguiente to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put dulces in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
dulces Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i amor these!),a lot más too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If tu were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was siguiente to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put dulces in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
dulces Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i amor these!),a lot más too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
coca: i want coca!!!
me: tu want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame culo song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: hola THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though tu were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” o even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS tu KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this mostrar i allways see a new guest estrella so i was wondering how do tu do it?
tu WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS mostrar BEING ON THIS mostrar AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest estrella is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if tu make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
I know some preguntas about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell tu the respuestas
first, tu can NOT see polar bears in the calle and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know tu won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is lectura this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
first, tu can NOT see polar bears in the calle and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know tu won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is lectura this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same preguntas
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down o else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know tu know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
o we take our time
So let's rush
I want tu to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush o we may not
I want tu to know this
I want tu to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same preguntas
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down o else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know tu know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
o we take our time
So let's rush
I want tu to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush o we may not
I want tu to know this
I want tu to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
The lista went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside fan pop, fan pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....
10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
Giselle: hola joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: hola miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed por freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i dicho who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive tu this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i dicho that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: hola miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed por freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i dicho who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive tu this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i dicho that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
