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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu do not like talking caballos that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The circulo, círculo comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed por the name, WindWakerGuy430
The circulo, círculo comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed por the name, WindWakerGuy430


The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy430 fan Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies

Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*

At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, por a beige wall.

Harrison: *Walks past the shed, and goes up a flight of stairs set up outside siguiente to the clothing store. He then looks at a door to the right, and knocks*
Guy: *Opens up the door* Harrison?
Harrison: Guy.
Guy: Hey, good to see tu again, come on in.
Harrison: *Enters the apartment, and closes the door*
Guy: *Sitting at a mesa, tabla with Harrison* Do tu want anything? A drink? A snack? Chips?
Harrison: Not yet. I just came down to tell tu some good news.
Guy: Good news, eh? Let me hear it.
Harrison: The principal says we're getting two new students from Hunterdon Central.
Guy: Sounds wonderful. I can't wait to mostrar them around.
Harrison: Sorry buddy, I've been asked to mostrar them around. Why don't tu enjoy your usual leisurely lunches with Camryn?
Guy: Ha.
Harrison: So what do tu want to do today?
Guy: I made plans to visit Tate.
Harrison: Aw come on.
Guy: What?
Harrison: You've got better things to do than to play with a 3 año old. *Laughs* I'm just kidding. Go on, and have fun. I'll see tu Tuesday.
Guy: Got it. *Stands up with Harrison*

They walk out at the same time.

Harrison: *Closes the door*
Guy: *Walks down the stairs with Harrison* Enjoy President's Day.
Harrison: tu too. *Turns left, and goes through an alley*

At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.

Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.

Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.

Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy: *Reading a text* It's from my mom. She wants me inicial for cena soon. *Replies to the text*

Half an hora later

Mom: *Puts her dinner, and Guy's cena on the table. They are both having meatloaf with a salad* So, how was Tate?
Guy: He's good. How was work?
Mom: It was wonderful. What did tu do in school today?
Guy: Oh, not much. In Employment Transition, we're looking for a place that will hire us to work.
Mom: Where do tu want to work?
Guy: I've dado it a lot of thought. tu know that autoshop I pass to go to school?
Mom: The one on Route 12?
Guy: That's the one. I've been thinking about going there to be a mechanic.
Mom: How wonderful.
Guy: *Nods* I've been learning a lot from the autotech class I take since I joined Ponytech. I think I have what it takes.
Mom: Then, good luck to you.
Guy: Thanks. Let's eat.

They began to eat their dinner.

Today was the día that Harrison was mostrando the new students around.

Harrison: So, tu two are from Central.
Rio: That's right.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central.
Harrison: Well, as I understand, Central is a big school.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central!!
Rio: Cool it Sword.
Master Sword: MY NAME IS MASTER SWORD GODDAMMIT!!
Rio: *To Harrison* Anyway, I thought Hunterdon Central was so big, it was like Neigh York City. Half of the school is divided por a stream. I always liked to think that was the Hudson River.
Harrison: And the two bridges were the Manehattan, and Brooklyn Bridge.
Rio: Yeah. *Laughs* I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
Harrison: Yeah, Del Val isn't as big as Central, but we got a lot of friendly ponies here. Also, there's no bullying aloud. Everyone here takes it very seriously.
Rio: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. *Smiling at Master Sword*

Later at lunch, Master Sword, and Rio sat at a mesa, tabla por their selves.

Harrison: *Sitting siguiente to Guy* There's the new ponies. They're sitting all por their selves.
Guy: That's a shame.
Harrison: They seem like really nice ponies too.
Guy: Let's invite them to our table. We have three empty seats. I'm sure they'll come sit with us.
Harrison: But Guy, those special ed ponies siguiente to us need you. Jason needs the goodbye song, Daniel needs to see skittles on google, and Kevin-
Guy: I'll be right back. This won't take long. *Gets up, and walks to Master Sword, and Rio*
Master Sword: What do tu think of this place so far?
Rio: Crap. Our very first día here, and already, we have a delayed opening.
Master Sword: It didn't effect us really. We had to travel here from Ponyville, after our parents decided to move.

Guy arrived, but he wanted to wait for them to finish their conversation.

Rio: Why did yours move?
Master Sword: Business. They got a promotion, and had to mover here.
Rio: My parents decided we needed a change of scenery. Couldn't we have waited until the school año finished? If not, we could have at least gone to Pennsylvania.
Guy: Excuse me.
Master Sword & Rio: What?
Guy: I was wondering, if tu two would like to come sit at my table.
Rio: A stallion with a mare's looks.
Master Sword: No thanks. Get out of here.
Guy: *Walks away* That's never happened to me before. What's their problem?
Master Sword: Pennsylvania?!
Rio: Hey, I'd just be right across the river from you, that's all. I'd just have to walk half a mile, depending on where I live.
Master Sword: tu still didn't get your license?
Rio: No, the instructor failed me, because I hit a curb. I think the test is rigged.

Back at Guy's mesa, tabla

Harrison: They dicho that to you?
Guy: *Nods*
Harrison: What the hell?
Guy: Don't say that Harrison. Not here.
Harrison: They got along with me without any problems. Why did they say that to you?
Guy: *Sighs* I don't know. After lunch, I'll talk to the principal.

After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.

Erik: *Waiting for Guy to enter his office*
Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
Erik: Guy, please sit down.
Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand tu wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
Erik: Tell me about it.
Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
Erik: Would tu like to tell me what they said?
Guy: They told me that I looked like a mare, and told me to go away. I know my face looks feminine, but their comentario was very disrespectful.
Erik: I see. Let me talk to them, and I'll straighten everything out.
Guy: Okay. May I get going to Employment Transition?
Erik: Yes, go right ahead. They're going to teach tu how to make resumes, right?
Guy: Yeah, and how to act during an interview. I don't want to miss out on that.
Erik: Go for it.
Guy: Thank you. *Gets up, and goes to his siguiente class*

After talking to Guy, Master Sword, and Rio were called down to the principal's office, but they had to wait por the secretary's desk.

Rio: *Playing with his hat* Ugh!
Master Sword: What is taking so long?!
Secretary: Principal Estrada is in a meeting with one of the teachers. tu must wait.
Erik: Okay, send them in.
Secretary: tu may go.
Master Sword: *Follows Rio to Erik's office*

They sat in front of Erik in his office.

Erik: Now, I understand tu two are new here, but there are some things tu need to know.
Master Sword: Why are we here?
Erik: tu were rude to somepony offering tu to sit with him during lunch.
Rio: The stallion with the mare's face.
Erik: His name is Guy.
Master Sword: Whatever.
Erik: Listen, we do not tolerate bullying here at all.
Rio: Are tu sure? *Takes out five hundred dollars*
Erik: Where did tu get that?
Rio: My mom works at the hospital in Ponyville. They pay her twice this amount for three hours of work.
Erik: That's nice, but I don't want it.
Rio: Of course tu don't. tu want more.
Erik: No! I don't want any of it!
Master Sword: Everypony has his limit.
Rio: How many zeros do tu want to see on these bills?
Erik: No! Put it away!
Rio: *Puts the money away*
Erik: I'm going to suspend tu for that. Don't come back tomorrow, o Thursday, both of you. If tu ever bully Guy, o another student, you'll make things much worse for yourselves. Now go wait at Study Hall while I call your parents to pick tu up.
Master Sword: Uh, speaking of pick up, I have my own car, plus a driver's license. Can I drive here?
Erik: Only if tu improve your behavior.
Master Sword: Okay.
Rio: Come on, let's go. *Leaves with Master Sword*

The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.

Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one más day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when tu put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of tu trying to bribe Principal Estrada.

Someone shouted their names.

Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents going to act?
Rio: They might ground me until my suspension is over. Yours?
Master Sword: I don't think they'll let me drive my car.

Their names were shouted out loud again.

Rio: Alright, let's go. *Stands up with Master Sword, and goes out of study hall*
Guy: *In Principal Estrada's office*
Erik: The two ponies have been suspended. They won't be back until Friday. That should give them enough time to think about what they did, but if they still give tu any problems, you're always welcome to come tell me.
Guy: Thank you.

Back at home, Guy had hot perros for cena with his mom.

Mom: How was school?
Guy: Good, though there were two ponies that just transferred to the school.
Mom: Where did they come from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central. I guess that's why they decided to be mean to me when I offered a asiento for them at my lunch table.
Mom: Oh. Did tu tell the principal?
Guy: Yes.
Mom: Good. Let's hope they learn their lesson.

After talking about the two ponies Guy just met, they continued eating their dinner.

Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, siguiente to a big window, where no one could hear them.

Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do tu think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do tu think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have tu seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?

Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.

Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I segundo that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.

Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.

When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.

Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* hola Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking el espacio in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.

On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.

Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are tu doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do tu know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. tu dicho tu had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio: I'll mostrar you. *Puts in a piece of paper*

Four Fifty dollar bills came out from the right.

Rio: Depending on what kind of bills we want, the money comes out of either the left, o right. The left side is for 20 dollar bills, o lower. Everything else comes out of the right.
Master Sword: When it comes to printing out the money, does it vary on how big the paper is?
Rio: That's right. If you're able to, get as much paper as tu can from the school. Let them pay for the fuente of our income.
Master Sword: How did tu get this?
Rio: I built it myself.

Harrison, and Camryn were visiting Guy. They were sitting in front of the TV watching Bonanza.

Camryn & Guy: *Kissing*
Harrison: I thought tu two were gonna watch the show.
Camryn: We are.
Harrison: How much longer are tu going to do that?
Guy: I don't know.
Camryn: This isn't what we originally had planned.
Guy: When tu asked to come visit me at the same time Camryn did, I thought we'd just have fun, but things seem to be going towards the romantic side instead.
Harrison: No kidding.
Guy: Let's turn the TV off. Wanna go to the park?
Harrison: Sure.
Camryn: Yeah.
Harrison: *Turns off the TV*

They spent the rest of the afternoon having fun hanging out at the park.

At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.

Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be friends with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just dicho a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when tu went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.

On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway, he saw Master Sword, and Rio.

Harrison: hola tu two.
Rio: *Happy* Hey, there he is! *Hoofbumps Harrison* What's happening buddy?
Harrison: I'm having a good day. How about tu two?
Master Sword: I'm fine.
Harrison: Listen, do tu mind if I ask tu two a question?
Rio: Shoot.
Harrison: There's a poni, pony I met named Guy. Do tu know him?
Rio: Does he look like a mare?
Harrison: If you're talking about his face, yeah.
Master Sword: Does he have an old car?
Harrison: Oldest one in the lot.
Rio: Yeah, we know him.
Master Sword: Don't tell me you're friends with that faggot.
Harrison: Who me? Of course not.

Harrison was lying, but neither of the stallions knew this.

Rio: Good.
Master Sword: That guy looks so ridiculous.
Rio: I bet he does ridiculous things too.
Harrison: Like watching My Little Human?
Master Sword: *Laughing* Yeah, I bet he does watch that show. I knew a poni, pony who kept watching that, and would not stop talking about it, let alone the American Mares movies.
Harrison: If he had a special somepony, what do tu think she would look like?
Rio: Like a stallion.
Master Sword: *Laughing* When it comes to his special somepony, what's the difference?!
Harrison: *Laughing* Oh boy. tu two are so funny, but I have to get going.
Rio: Going?
Master Sword: Where to? Hang out with us in the cafeteria until the first campana rings.
Harrison: There's a bad culo teacher I wanna talk to, he's really awesome.
Rio: What's his name?
Harrison: Mr. Volpone, the best English teacher ever. Rio: I don't have him.
Master Sword: Neither do I.
Harrison: Are tu both seniors?
Rio: Yes.
Harrison: Well, looks like you're missing out on a good experience. When tu get the chance, go to room D119, and talk to him. He's awesome.
Master Sword: Will do.
Harrison: *Leaves*
Master Sword: And now to begin Operation Zero.

Operation Zero is their plan to make a lot of money to bribe the teachers.

When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.

Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are tu doing?
Master Sword: tu don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.

During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.

Rio: How many pieces of paper did tu get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the siguiente step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.

Song: link

Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits a button, and one hundred dollar bills come flying out*
Master Sword: *Bribing a science teacher*
Rio: *Giving a math teacher $50,000*
Master Sword: *Giving two janitors a hundred dollars each*
Rio: *Taking paper out of a printer in an empty room*
Master Sword: *Taking paper out of a printer in the library, and putting them into his saddlebags*
Rio: *Puts the paper in his money maker, and watches as más 100 dollar bills fly out*
Master Sword: *Catching the money with a leather bag*

The siguiente día

Master Sword: *Gives Principal Estrada $100,000*
Erik: *Impressed*

After bribing the principal, Master Sword was able to do más things, like get a parking el espacio so he could drive to and from school in his white Suburban. He chose a parking el espacio behind Guy's car.

Guy: *Walking out of his car*
Master Sword: *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicking Guy in the face several times*
Guy: *His face is covered in blood, and bruises as he talks to Principal Estrada*
Erik: *Shakes his head no*
Guy: *Talking to a teacher*
Teacher: *Shakes her head no*
Guy: *Talking to the janitors*
Janitors: *Shake their heads no*
Guy: *Talking to más teachers*
Teachers: *Walking away from Guy*
Guy: *Hits the muro in frustration*
Master Sword & Rio: *Taking más paper out from an empty classroom*

They made más money, and finished bribing all of the teachers.

The song fades away as everything dissolves to Guy walking with Harrison, and Camryn on a bridge going over the Delamare River.

Harrison: Nopony is doing anything?
Guy: I talked to Estrada, the teachers, even the janitors. They're denying everything, and letting those two get away with it.
Harrison: I found out why they're doing it.
Guy: Why?
Harrison: They think you're gay.
Guy: What?
Harrison: They also don't believe that tu have a special somepony.
Camryn: That's ridiculous. They should have at least seen him with me once.
Harrison: Did tu talk to your mom about it?
Guy: No. It's a possibility that she won't be able to do anything, if no one at school will do anything.
Camryn: Let's change the subject to something positive.
Guy: Alright. What's on your mind?
Camryn: The farewell February party.
Harrison: Are tu going?
Guy: Yeah we are. What about you?
Harrison: Of course. I won't have a fecha with me, but I'll still be there dancing, and maybe that might get me a date.
Guy: más power to tu then.
Harrison: Thanks.
Guy: Okay, we've reached Pennsylvania. Wanna turn back?
Harrison & Camryn: Sure.

Turning around, Guy, and his two friends started heading back to Frenchtown.

Master Sword was with Rio at his house.

Rio: Okay, we bribed all of the teachers. What should we do next?
Master Sword: They're letting us bully Guy, so let's keep doing it.
Rio: All we've been doing is calling him Gay, and hitting him. There must be something else we should do.
Master Sword: How about we trash his car?
Rio: Nah, we can't do that. We'll be sent to jail, and we won't be able to do anything to him.
Master Sword: I think I got something.
Rio: What?
Master Sword: Cyber bully him.
Rio: Okay. We'll keep posting negative comentarios on his facebook page.
Master Sword: If he has a twitter, I'll spam a lot of hate onto his wall.
Rio: Wonderful. Oh, I thought of something else.
Master Sword: What?
Rio: The farewell February party.
Master Sword: What about it?
Rio: If he does have a special somepony, we can beat the both of them up.
Master Sword: I amor it. Let's do it!

Song: link

On a road going downhill was a purple Plymouth Cuda. It was being followed por a black Chrysler 300.

The two cars were in Gran Turismo 6. Guy was driving the Cuda, and Harrison had the 300. Camryn was playing, but lost the last race, allowing Guy to take over.

Stop the song.

Camryn: Come on Guy, beat him.
Harrison: tu better cruzar, cruz that finish line before I pass you.
Guy: That won't be a problem. *Turning right, and goes through a tunnel, going up a hill*
Camryn: Sorry Harrison, tu won't be able to catch him now.
Harrison: I know.
Guy: *Wins*
Harrison: Goddammit. *Checks his phone* I gotta go home.
Camryn: Yeah, me too.
Guy: Okay tu two. See tu at school.
Camryn: tu got it.

That night, Guy was in his room.

Guy: *Frowning as he looks at his laptop screen*
Mom: *Enters the room*
Guy: *Looks at mom* Hey.
Mom: Everything okay?
Guy: Yes. Why?
Mom: tu seem upset.
Guy: Do I?
Mom: Yes. Do tu wanna talk about it?
Guy: No thank you.
Mom: Okay. *Leaves the room*
Guy: *Puts his headphones on*

Guy went onto youtube, and started listening to the música on this video: link

On another tab, he was looking at his facebook, and twitter account. Master Sword, and Rio publicado over twenty terrible things on his accounts.

Guy: *Looking at the comments, and starts typing*

Why are tu two bothering me? I haven't done anything.

Guy: *Looks at a reply from Rio*

Because tu suck. Nopony likes you.

Guy: *With his headphones still on, he grabs a pencil with a piece of paper, and starts writing*

As he wrote on the paper, a tear came out of his eye, and fell above where it dicho dear mom.

siguiente day, Guy was visiting Tate again.

Guy: Tate, how's everything going for tu buddy?
Tate: Okay. How about you?
Guy: *Looks down at the Legos they're playing with* Not too good.
Tate: Why not?
Guy: I'm having trouble with a couple of bullies. Do tu know what those are?
Tate: No.
Guy: Good. They're not nice ponies. I hope tu don't ever meet one. *Moving a Lego poni, pony towards a bridge, and pushes him off*

The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They día of The farewell February party.

Song: link

Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
poni, pony 77: Hello tu two. Did tu arrive in one car, o two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
poni, pony 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side por side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* hola ladies. tu like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a baloncesto from the bucket siguiente to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: tu know what else is nice?
Guy: hola Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well tu kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.

Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.

Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. tu just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, tu okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. tu barely did anything.
Rio: What are tu saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying tu blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.

Outside of the school, Guy was talking to Camryn as he stood siguiente to her car.

Guy: I'm sorry this happened.
Camryn: It's not your fault. I'll see tu later. *Backs up, then drives away*
Rio: hola Gay.
Guy: *Turns around, and looks at Rio with Master Sword* What do tu want?
Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*

They kept kicking him, but then...

Song: link

Guy: OKAY!! *Stands up* Maybe tu don't like me! I don't mind that, but it's the insults, and beating me up that I do mind! What do tu want me to do, huh?! tu want me to kill myself?!!?
Master Sword & Rio: *Staying silent*
Guy: Fine! *Gets into his car, starts it, and drives away*
Harrison: *Arrives, and sees Guy driving away* hola Guy? GUY!! *Runs, but stops when he sees Guy turn left*

Stop the song

Harrison: *Walks over to Master Sword, and Rio* Okay, what have tu done to him?
Rio: You're telling me he's your friend?
Harrison: Yes. If tu got a problem with that, you're not as cool as I thought tu were. Guy is a wonderful pony.
Master Sword: He dicho he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: What?
Rio: He's telling the truth. Guy dicho he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: *Runs back to the school*
Master Sword: Come on, let's make sure he really does kill himself. *Runs with Rio into his Suburban, and drives out of the school parking lot*
Harrison: *Enters Erik's office* Principal Estrada, we have a problem!
Erik: What's wrong?
Harrison: Guy's going to kill himself.
Erik: Where did he go?
Harrison: I don't know, I saw him take a left when he got out of the parking lot.
Erik: All right, calm down. The police will get him. *Calling the police on his phone*

Song: link

Guy: *Passing a small airport*
Master Sword: *Driving fast, in an attempt to find Guy*
Erik: That's right. A 1981 Chrysler Newport, in red, with the license plates, F86-ORT.
Dispatch: All units, we have a poni, pony attempting to commit suicide, victim is driving a red Chrysler, license plates are F86-ORT.
Nikki: *Driving a police car* Officer West responding, driver just passed Sky Manor Airport, now travelling southbound.
Guy: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees a white Suburban*
Master Sword: *Spots Guy's car* There he is.
Guy: *Floors it*
Nikki: He's increasing speed, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. *Following Guy*
Master Sword: *Following Guy, and the police pony*
Guy: *Going down a hill, and passes a stop sign*
Nikki: *Following Guy*
Rio: Don't get too close, otherwise we'll get in trouble.
Master Sword: It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Nikki: *Puts on her police lights, and talks into a loudspeaker on her car* Guy? This is the police. Please pull over. We want to help you.
Guy: Oh great. más trouble. *Going faster*
Master Sword: That gives me an idea. *Getting closer to the police officer*
Rio: What are tu doing?!
Master Sword: You'll see.
Nikki: Dispatch, he's not stopping. I'm gonna need a roadblock on-
Master Sword: *Pushes Nikki off the road*
Nikki: *Crashes into a tree*
Dispatch: West? West! Are tu still there?
Nikki: *Grabs the receiver for her radio* Someone pushed me off the road. I couldn't see who it was. I need a tow truck, and another unit.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Master Sword: Now it's just me, and Guy. *Getting closer to his car*
Rio: *Sees a deer crossing the road between him, and Guy* Watch it!
Master Sword: Ah! *Spins out of control, and turns left onto a different road*
Rio: Stop the car!
Master Sword: *Stops* We lost him, but we'll find him.

Stop the song, and play this one. (Start it at 7:04): link

It was night time when Guy entered Ponyville, and on Highway 202, he parked his car on a bridge.

Guy: *Walks out of his car. On it's dashboard is the note he wrote, with the tear por Dear Mom* Nopony cares for me anymore. *Climbs up onto the bridge, and looks down at the railroad tracks below him* When a train comes, that's when I jump.
Nikki: *Sitting siguiente to a police poni, pony driving another car*
Railroad Pony: *Driving a fast freight train*
Guy: *Hears the train's horn*
Master Sword: *Enters Ponyville with Rio*
Guy: *Sees the lights of the train*
Railroad poni, pony 2: hola wait a second, there's a poni, pony on parte superior, arriba of the bridge.
Railroad Pony: Yeah, I see him I see him.
Guy: *Sweating as he takes a deep breath*
Railroad poni, pony 2: What the hell is he doing up there?
Nikki: There, I see him.
Police Pony: *Turns on his police lights*
Guy: I know I'll be doing everypony a favor for this. *Jumps off*
Nikki: NO!!!
Railroad poni, pony 2: Oh shit!
Railroad Pony: *Applies the brakes, but as soon as Guy lands on the tracks, the train hits him*

Stop the song

Railroad Pony: *Stops the train, with the locomotives on a small bridge*
Railroad poni, pony 2: *Talking on the radio* NS 151, a poni, pony just jumped off a bridge, and got hit por our train. We stopped in Ponyville.
Dispatch: Ten-4, as soon as the situation is clear, get going.
Railroad poni, pony 2: Copy.

Guy's mom was at inicial when she got a call.

Mom: *Grabs her cell phone* Hello?.... What?!?!

She came to Ponyville as fast as she could in her Cadillac. por that time, five police cars, and an ambulancia were there. The right lane on the highway was closed off, for safety reasons.

Harrison, Camryn, and Erik were also there. They took Harrison's 300.

Harrison: Ms. Macintyre!
Mom: What happened to my son?!
Nikki: I'm sorry ma'am, but he jumped off the bridge, and got struck por a train.
Mom: No!!
Master Sword: *Passing por the scene* Well, looks like we succeeded.
Rio: *Nods with a smile on his face*
Master Sword: *Drives away*
Hospital Pony: When will the helicopter be here?
Hospital poni, pony 2: Give me about 30 seconds. I'm almost there.
Erik: I'm responsible for this.
Camryn: Why?
Erik: Master Sword, and Rio, they bribed me, as well as the other teachers. I'm willing to accept any punishment tu have for me.
Police poni, pony 36: Alright, let's go talk about that somewhere else. *Takes Erik with him*
Mom: Who's Master Sword, and Rio?
Harrison: The two ponies that were bullying Guy.
Mom: Why didn't he tell me anything?
Harrison: He was worried tu wouldn't do anything, just like the teachers, and principal. Look. *Opens the door on Guy's car, and pulls out the note from the dashboard*
Mom: I would have gotten the police involved if he told me. *Reading the note* Oh Guy! *Crying* Why would tu do this?

The helicopter arrived, and two ponies were being lowered to find Guy's body.

Nikki: Ma'am, if tu want, when they take Guy to the hospital, tu can say your last words to him.
Mom: That would be great.

Song (Start at 4:25): link

Hospital poni, pony 2: *Flying above the bridge, lowering Guy on a bed*
Harrison: *Looking at Guy with the rest of the ponies*
Hospital Ponies: *Putting Guy on a stretcher, and moves the stretcher onto the ambulance, while getting in*
Hospital poni, pony 2: *Takes off in the helicopter*
Camryn: *Crying, as she hugs Guy's mom.*
Mom: *Holds Camryn as they stand in front of her Cadillac
Harrison: *Looks down at the ground, then at the ambulancia as it takes off*

Everyone pauses in place as the ending credits begin.

Cast of characters, and their creators

*Ponies from the mostrar playing as a different character

Guy - SeanTheHedgehog
Harrison - SeanTheHedgehog
Tate - SeanTheHedgehog
*Colgate - Guy's mom
Master Sword - windwakerguy430
Rio - SeanTheHedgehog
*Vinyl Scratch - Camryn
Erik Estrada - SeanTheHedgehog

With special cameo appearance por Nikki West from Jade_23

Background characters

Teachers
Students
Police Ponies
Railroad Ponies
Hospital Ponies

música used

Push It To The - Scarface soundtrack
Blood In The Gutter - Spongebob soundtrack
It's A Long Road Instrumental Version - Herve Attia
tu And I - Motion
amor Story version 1 and 2 - Andy Williams
The Landing - Airplane soundtrack
It's A Long Road - Dan colina

Special thanks to

windwakerguy430 & Jade_23 for their characters
Cadillac for the car used por Colgate for this fan fiction
Chrysler for the cars used por Guy, and Harrison for this fan fiction
Neigh Jersey State Troopers for the lease of their police cars, and officers for this fan fiction
Norfoal Southern Railway for the train at the ending
Someonebutnoone for being a fan of several parts of this story
Sony & Polyphony for the Gran Turismo 6 scene

This fan fiction is fictitious. Any portrayal of real events o real ponies, living o dead is purely coincidental.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The circulo, círculo comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed por the name, WindWakerGuy430
The circulo, círculo comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed por the name, WindWakerGuy430
15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minuto power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course tu sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the parte superior, arriba off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are tu discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, segundo i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her cinturón, correa serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got inicial my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started lectura it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 segundo later i hear my mother scream off the parte superior, arriba of her lungs LILLY GET tu BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she dicho uuummm my homework...
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posted by kinga10111
..... misceláneo Facts .....

If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A tiburón is the only pescado that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are más chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's berenjena is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids por their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no tu ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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posted by cute20k
Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these frases are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring tu back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in amor and tu get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the amor tu have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are tu OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's halloween go to the costume section and grab a halloween bag and go up to a misceláneo person and say "Trick o treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if tu know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher carro and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When tu see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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posted by spunkyonyx
hola guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the fuente if available. Any others tu may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have más zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As tu can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did tu ever walk in a room and forget why tu walked in? I think that’s how perros spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are tu gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with tu for Halloween

4. mostrar him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
Do-do-oo-oo
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
(Intro Music)
We wonder, are tu ready to registrarse us now?
Hands in the air, we will mostrar tu how come and try caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and mover your hips,
sing
Oa-ah-ah!
Look at your two, do it
La,la,la!
You and me can sing this melody
Oa-oa-ao

Dance to the beat,
wave your hands together
Come feel the heat,
Forever and forever
Listen and learn,
It is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Fron Sweden to UK we will bring our song Austrailia,USA,and people of Hong Kong They have herd...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
There is a topless foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” dicho her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
posted by ShiningsTar542
If tu think tu lectura all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until tu read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years hace when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here tu go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet tu didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long hace me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and dicho "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years o so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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This is my lista of cine from best to worst. Please take notice that this articulo is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like o dislike any of the cine that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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(CREATED por RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can borrar the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused por Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle tu with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a corazón attack; his corazón lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. arbusto, bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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