misceláneo Article: 30 misceláneo Facts About Me

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posted by jlhfan624

Because why not, right?

1. My favorito! foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. o tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I amor amor amor amor retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My favorito! colores are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.

8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking o not.
11. I have a Pinterest.
12. I collect DVD's. I have many. Many.

And this isn't even all of them...

13. My favorito! TV mostrar is and always will be 24.
14. I even met my hero Kiefer Sutherland and got my picture taken with him!
15. navidad is my absolute favorito! holiday and I always go all out with decorations.

My navidad tree

16. My first ever pet was a 3-legged chihuahua named Max.
17. Tears for Fears are my favorito! band. Hands down the best concierto I have ever been to.
18. 2016 was the best personal año I have ever had.
19. Horror is my favorito! genre. Overwhelmingly.

This is my horror shelf.

20. I am literally in constant pain.
21. I never forget and I never forgive.
22. I'm a homebody. I will always choose to be inicial than anywhere else.
23. When I was little, I used to make up customized dances for every Spice Girls song with my friends. Obviously missed my calling as a choreographer.
24. I amor cats. I have ever been without a cat for más than maybe a mes at a time in my life.

This is my cat Henry.

25. I amor playing casual games whether its on mobile, computer o Facebook. link are particularly a favorito! of mine. As is link.
26. I have a Galaxy S8 Plus. Best phone ever.
27. My sweet tooth is my achilles' heel. 🎂🍧🍫🍰🍭🍨🍩🍬🍪
28. I really genuinely do not care what people think of me.
29. My favorito! kind of libros to read are link.
30. I have been in a committed and very stable relationship for 5 years now.

Chibi-Chipette, ace2000 and 5 others like this

Riku114 H O L D I T I skimmed everything after this because I got kinda excited reading it but .... you are a fellow BFRB-er? Cos I am too. Mainly Trichotillomania but I do a lot of the others so a lower degree.

jlhfan624 YES! I actually was a little worried putting that in here because it's very personal but I feel it needs more awareness. The tricho-behaviors to a lesser extent for me, but still there. It's the literal bane of my existence.

Riku114 ^Really they do need more awareness. I actually used to talk a lot about it on my club and used to run a blog on it on Tumblr. Seriously though they are horrible, especially since it looks like an easy thing to stop cause "everyone bites their nails" but /its not/ Also mine comes with the common friend of OCD

jlhfan624 ^ Mine does too. And I have tried to stop, like I'm sure you have and countless others who suffer from it. It's impossible to try on your own.

ace2000 I was hugely impacted by trich in middle school - I prefer not to think about how much time was wasted... I stopped a few years ago by playing a favorite song in my head at all times... didn't want to ruin the song by giving in to trich while the song was playing in my head works to this day, although it's getting harder I also have a gigantic sweet tooth :D

jlhfan624 ^ I'm sorry to hear that you also suffer(ed) from it. Sometimes I try to bribe myself by saying I will get a candy bar at the end of a work day (when I'm most prone due to boredom) if I don't do anything but it never works. I might have to try your song tactic, thanks for commenting!

Riku114 Yeah. Ive tried a lot of things tbh. Ive done the bandadging fingers, Ive done fidget toys, Ive done gloving myself, Ive tried relocating where I pluck to a less harmful area (which ended up in nothing but having me pluck everywhere), Ive tried biting my nails to prevent myself from plucking (which ended up in compulsive nail biting and finger biting), Ive tried journalling and recording the information of it on a Trich app, Im currently on SSRIs for it and my anxiety, and its just continues *shrugs* Honestly Ive had it for like.... 9 years now? Since like the 3rd grade and Im going into the 12th grade now and Ive tried most things so Im just putting it to the back burner while I try to learn to handle my OCD and other issues that have me in therapy because I figure that while my other issues are creating anxiety and all, my Trich, at the best, will only lower in intensity but never stop like I want. But yeah Ive tried all sorts of stuff and my therapist has tried to give me many methods but it doesnt really stop. Its really frustrating when you put a lot of effort into it and just see it happening or end up plucking at lowkey hating yourself for a bit for it tbh. But Ive kinda given myself some slack by putting it lower on the priorities of things I need to fix.

Zeppie Your dvd collection is insane. Want.

jlhfan624 ^^ I seriously do not wish this on anyone. It's a terrible thing to deal with. Mine started from a young age too but I only became ~aware~ of it recently. ^ Thank you! :D I do have a lot and those pictures don't even include my TV shows. It's an expensive addiction lol

Makeupdiva Very interesting. I like reading these kind of lists, I always find them fun and interesting. And I have to say, wow, I thought my dvd collection was insane as my parents keep telling me I have too much but I don't, mine doesn't even compare to yours, I'm a little jealous. And your cat is super cute. I love cats.

jlhfan624 ^ Thanks for commenting! Trust me, you'll get there someday! Do you collect a particular type of DVD (like genre) or just any and all? I wish I'd had a picture of my TV shows on DVD, but they're not on a good shelving system so it would have looked poor. Henry is the literal sweetest cat ever!

Ami_Mizuno your cat is adorable

jlhfan624 Thank you!

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time tu read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though tu may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't amor you, my love.

I loved tu with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar tu grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something o someone

3. Go up to a misceláneo person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki misceláneo noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fuente run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to tu in public about the...

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24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask tu say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing camisa, camiseta sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...

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parte superior, arriba 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If tu want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

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35 fun things to do at a mall.

posted by Lady10358

Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS o If tu find a camisa, camiseta store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the comida court and go to a fast comida place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a mesa, tabla canto elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as tu can "I amor THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT día AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until tu see an old lady/guy...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while hace and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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misceláneo things to say when friends are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog comida is a beautiful thing to watch when tu are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when tu sleeeeeep.

13. Bye dicho Santa while eating Blitzen.

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pedo bear

added by XxKeithHarkinxX

Source: google

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped por terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds estola it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket estola it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 2-Jason Derulo: Trumpets.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive tu to madness por letting tu figure out why the heck I dicho pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, o perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...

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My parte superior, arriba 15 LEAST favorito! celebridades

posted by KataraLover

These are my parte superior, arriba 15 LEAST favorito! celebridades and just like with my parte superior, arriba 15 favorito! celebridades lista I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell tu how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to mostrar that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a lista like this pretty much just dicho they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my lista and please keep in mind this is just my...

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misceláneo people

added by shiriny

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My parte superior, arriba 10 Best Female canto Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I amor her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, o movie. Please comentario and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The cisne Princess, Anastasia,...

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100 Hottest Male celebridades (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - tu should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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Larry Stylinson Fanfic Pt. 1

posted by iLuvLouisCarrot

“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are tu really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he dicho that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can tu tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...

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25 misceláneo "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. tu will never find anybody who can give tu a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell tu that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling tu that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed por the federal government is entertainment.
5. tu should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests tu think she's pregnant unless tu can see an...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With tu XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have tu been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this asiento empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do tu do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hola baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF tu DON'T PASS THIS ON tu DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All día long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...