misceláneo Article: Sense I asked a pregunta about.. Thought I'd share some of my scariest events..

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Sense I asked a pregunta about.. Thought I'd share some of my scariest events..

posted by Canada24

Well, not ALL of them actually happened too ME

#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He dicho he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he dicho "some things, tu just can't mentally do".

#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck por lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..

#3: My mom dicho that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..

#4: One time I was nearly stabbed por a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.

#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..

#6: My aunt dicho she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..

a11-swift likes this

a11-swift The second one though o.o It isn't as scary but my house has been broken into five times and all the times, we were out of the city. They took a few things and that was all.

Canada24 I think you meant the 3rd

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My parte superior, arriba 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a lista like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this lista with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please comentario but be polite. Also, always comentario because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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New Zodiac Dates!

added by xxXsk8trXxx

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping carro and switch the items with stuff from the person siguiente to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen tu in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of tu on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and tu know it bomb Iraq
If tu cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If tu never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If tu think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute emo amor frases

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one tu love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say tu amor me unless tu really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like tu could kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand por your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to tu on everything I am,
And I dedicate to tu all that I have,
And I promise tu that I will stand right por your side,
Forever and always, until the día I die.

I’m not crying over what tu said;
It’s what tu didn’t say that...

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The parte superior, arriba 10 Biggest Dumbasses In Distress

posted by KataraLover

We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks por a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved por the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid o late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...

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My parte superior, arriba 15 favorito! celebridades

posted by KataraLover

I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get videos uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an articulo here on fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this lista is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much amor as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of tu might have heard of the game Facade. those of tu who have, tu probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she dicho "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they dicho yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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misceláneo Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are más likely to become serial killers.

Everything tu see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are más likely to dream when tu are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If tu tear off paper from bottles, tu are sexually...

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Quiz:Bet I can make tu say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first examen I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told tu I could make tu say 256.

OK,if tu dicho to yourself,"No.You dicho tu can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if tu didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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How to Be Annoying

posted by tamar20

Have tu ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this articulo is right for you! Hahaha. tu know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that tu have to go to the bathroom, and that tu think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are tu doing okay in there?". To make it even más annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When tu arrive at the siguiente stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If tu are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach tu all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now tu know how to do it!
Now, if tu want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and mostrar your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if tu win, tu get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If tu are a winner check everything on your profile.

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My heroes (a truelox fanfic)

posted by KitKitty12

(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex

~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the cama and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the ducha, ducha de blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minutos later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...

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My parte superior, arriba 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so tu don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...

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What's your guys' opinion on paloma Cameron?

posted by curtains4

Okay, she's kinda getting más famous por the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland navidad día Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if tu like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If tu ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, canto lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

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Lee Ji-eun

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Nick Wilde

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Déjà Vu Meme

added by Mike88Al27

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened por any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a el espacio at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention o care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern popular in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the parte superior, arriba of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents o manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....