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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of fan fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested por Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in buscar of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to go girls?
Bubbles: Hawaii!
Buttercup: What do tu want to go to an island for? I want to go to a big city, and beat up bad guys.
Bubbles: But the point of this vacation is to take a break from fighting bad guys.
Blossom: tu know, I think we should go to Hawaii. It'll be fun to surf, enjoy warm sunshine, and boys.
Bubbles & Buttercup: *Staring at Blossom* What?
Blossom: *Blushing* Nothing.

Down below, in a forest in northern California.

Elmer: *Tip toes siguiente to a row of trees. He then looks at the reader* Shh... Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. *Chuckles, then continues to tip toe through the forest*

Not far away was a rabbit hole. Inside that rabbit hole was Bugs Bunny with Porky Pig.

Bugs: *Sitting with Porky on a sofá watching TV, chweing on a carrot* Meh, tu havin' a good time Porky?
Porky Pig: Mee-du-bee-du-bee-du, sure am Bugs.
Bugs: *Perks up his right ear* Hold up. Duty calls. *Goes up through the rabbit hole*
Daffy Duck: *Walking by*
Bugs: Oh hello Daffy. For a second, I thought I heard-
Elmer: *Arrives, pointing his gun at Bugs*
Daffy Duck: Elmer Fudd.
Elmer: Say youw pwayers wabbit. It's Wabbit season.
Bugs: *Moves the gun towards Daffy* pato season.
Daffy Duck: *Moves the gun towards Bugs* Rabbit season!
Bugs: *Puts Daffy in front of the gun* pato season.
Daffy Duck: *Gets behind Bugs* Rabbit season!
Bugs: *Moves closer to the gun* Rabbit season.
Daffy Duck: *Gets in front of Bugs* pato season! Fire!!
Bugs: *Goes to the right, and watches Daffy get shot*

Song: link

Narrator: The girls were flying over them, and they heard the gunshot.
Bubbles: *Gasps* That poor ducky got hurt!
Buttercup: So what?
Blossom: We better investigate. *Flies down with Bubbles*
Buttercup: Oh brother. *Follows her sisters*

Stop the song

Blossom: *Lands in front of Elmer with her sisters* Excuse me sir, do tu have a permit for that weapon?
Elmer: What the...Where did tu little giwls come from?
Buttercup: What?
Blossom: We're girls sir. Gir-ls. Now tu try.
Elmer: What?
Bubbles: *Looking at Daffy* Oh, tu poor thing.
Daffy Duck: What? This happens to me all the time.
Bugs: It's part of our routine.
Bubbles: *Gets excited* A bunny!! *Flies very fast, and tackles Bugs, hugging him*
Bugs: *Barely breathing* You're worse than that abominable snowman.
Bubbles: *Offended* What?! tu think I'm worse than an abominable snowman?!
Bugs: I didn't mean any offense. *Holds out a lollipop* How about a lollipop?
Bubbles: *Gasps in excitement* Yay!! *Takes the lollipop, and puts it in her mouth* Blossom, Buttercup, I got a lollipop from the bunny.
Buttercup: But it's not Easter yet.
Blossom: *Looking at the permit for Elmer's gun* Everything seems in order. *Returns the permit to Elmer* Sorry for the trouble. Come on girls, the boys are calling my name.
Bubbles: The boys?
Blossom: *Sweats* Uh, I mean, the waves. Surfs up! *Flies away with her sisters*

The song fades back in at 0:57: link

Elmer: How about it's both Wabbit, and pato season?!
Bugs: Well, only one thing left to do. *Runs away with Daffy at one hundred miles an hour*
Elmer: *Chasing them, missing as he shoots his rifle at them*

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 16, 2017

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The following was requested por Aldrine2016

The Roadrunner

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot found themselves walking along a desert road.

Yakko: I wonder what the animators have in line for us this time.
Wakko: When do we eat?
Roadrunner: Meep meep! *Runs past*
Wile E. Coyote: *Chasing Roadrunner, but runs out of breath, and stops siguiente to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot*
Yakko: Looks like somebody didn't drink enough water.
Wile E. Coyote: Who are tu three?
Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers.
Dot: And the Warner sister.
Yakko: I'm Yakko.
Wakko: I'm Wakko.
Dot: And I'm Dot.
Wile E. Coyote: I have never seen tu around these parts before. As much as I'd like to stay and chat, I have a roadrunner to catch.
Wakko: What's a roadrunner?
Wile E. Coyote: It's a really fast bird, now please, I need to catch him.
Yakko: Why?
Wile E. Coyote: Because I'm hungry, and I need something to eat.
Wakko: I'm guessing this place doesn't have any restaurants.
Wile E. Coyote: Well, I can either catch this bird, o go to McDonald's.
Yakko: Igh.. Good point.
Dot: Maybe we can help.
Wile E. Coyote: I, I don't think that's a-
Yakko: Oh come on. We're great at catching birds.
Wakko: I prefer drawing them.
Wile E. Coyote: Alright, but tu have to do exactly what I say.
Yakko: Oh sure thing.

A little while later, the four of them set up a boulder on a catapult.

Wile E. Coyote: When I say now, cut the rope, and let the rock fly, crushing our victim.
Roadrunner: *Running towards them* Meep, meep.
Wile E. Coyote: Now!
Yakko: *Cuts the rope*
Wile E. Coyote: *Gets smashed por the boulder*
Wakko: I don't think that's how it's supposed to work.

Another trap later.

Wile E. Coyote: *Standing on parte superior, arriba of a cliff with Yakko, Wakko, and Dot* We'll try crushing him with a boulder up here.
Wakko: Why don't tu try an anvil?
Wile E. Coyote: A what?

An anvil fell from the sky, and crushed Wile E. Coyote. Then, the section of the cliff he was standing on collapsed, and fell towards the road. Five thousand miles he fell, landing in the middle.

Yakko: Ooh. Good thing he's a cartoon, otherwise, he'd be dead.
Roadrunner: *Stops siguiente to the boulder*
Wile E. Coyote: *Pops his head, and arms out as he tries to grab Roadrunner*
Roadrunner: Meep meep! *Takes off*
Wakko: He was so close.

The final attempt featured a bowl of bird seed, and a railroad crossing.

Wile E. Coyote: Haha. Once he stops to eat the bird seed, he'll get hit por a train.
Wakko: Are tu sure tu don't want to use an anvil.
Wile E. Coyote: No!! *Backs away, getting hit in the foot por an anvil* Yow!!! *Bouncing towards the tracks*
Wakko: How about a sledgehammer?
Wile E. Coyote: Well, at least I don't have to worry about those falling out of the sky for no reason.

As soon as he dicho that, a sledgehammer fell out of the sky for no reason, landing on parte superior, arriba of Wile E's head.

Wile E. Coyote: Grrrr.....You three are not helping at all!! Don't tu want to catch the bird?!?!
Yakko: We'd rather give tu the bird, but the admins on this website wouldn't allow it.
Wile E. Coyote: That's it!!! Instead of catching the bird, I'm going to catch you!! *Chasing the Animaniacs*

The four of them ran down the road as the sun began to set.

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 25th, 2017

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Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A request from Aldrine2016

Yakko And Brick

The song fades away as we focus on a place called Townsville. Brick, the leader of The Rowdyruff Boys, has left his friends behind, needing a break from them.

Brick: Hollywood, here I come! And goodbye to those two nitwits, Boomer, and Butch.
Boomer & Butch: *Playing Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered*

Meanwhile in Burbank California.

Yakko: Seriously, can't tu be más creative? Burbank is overrated.
Dot: They even named a cat after it in Lethal Weapon.
Wakko: I thought tu were too busy obsessing over Mel Gibson to notice that.
Dot: *Slaps Wakko*
Yakko: Well, tu two keep fighting, and playing games while I'm gone. I'm getting groceries. *Leaves the water tower*

Outside, he passed Ralph the guard.

Yakko: hola Ralph. Don't go anywhere. Me and my sibs need some food.
Ralph: *Waves* Goodbye Wakko.
Yakko: It's Yakko. *Sighs* When tu think tu know a guy.

Up in the sky, not far away.

Brick: There it is, Burbank! *Lands in the middle of the street*
People: *Crashing into parked cars, making their cars lean on two wheels, and landing on their sides*
Yakko: *Looks at the ramps behind the parked cars* Heh. When did this become CHiPs?

Song (Start at 0:49): link

Ponch & John: *Riding past on their motorcycles*
Yakko: Uh, hello? tu passed the suspect.
John: LA 15-Mary 3 and 4, entering the freeway to chase the 487. *Turns right with Ponch to chase a stolen car*

Stop the song

Yakko: For anyone that speaks english, that means they're chasing a stolen vehicle.
Brick: *Emerges from the hole he put in the middle of the street, looking at Yakko* tu sound familiar.
Yakko: Maybe if we had opening credits, you'd know why.

Rob Paulsen as Yakko & Brick

The credits landed on Yakko's foot.

Yakko: Yeow!! *Bounces around on his left foot, then shakes his fist angrily at the director's tower* Be careful up there!!
Director: Sorry Yakko!
Brick: *Reading the opening credits* Rob Paulsen as Yakko, and Brick. tu must be Yakko from Animaniacs. I amor your show!
Yakko: Who doesn't?
Brick: We have got to hang out.
Yakko: What do tu want to do?
Brick: *Thinks as he rubs his chin*

Song (Start at 0:25): link

Yakko: *Holding a rope as he goes wakeboarding*
Brick: *Pulling the rope that Yakko is holding*

Back on shore.

Yakko: Uh, I don't know how to fly. tu sure I can't rent a boat?
Brick: Too expensive. Just let the animators help tu out.
Yakko: *Floating in mid-air as he moves forward* Wha-hey!!
Brick: *Holding the rope as he watches Yakko flying, and pulling him at the same*
Yakko: Who's idea was this?!

Meanwhile, siguiente to the LA River.

Yakko & Brick: *Riding on an empty flatcar on a train*
Yakko: I thought this was only possible in GTA 5.
Brick: tu thought wrong my friend.

At night.

Brick: *Shoots lasers from his eyes at a fireplace to make a fire*
Yakko: The wood is burning nicely now. *Roasting a marshmallow*

The song fades away as the camping scene dissolves to siguiente morning.

Brick: I should get back to Townsville, but first. *Holds out his cellphone* Cheese! *Takes a picture of himself with Yakko* My brothers will amor this! Boomer also has the same voice actor as us, but he was too busy with Butch to arrive. See tu later! *Flies off*
Yakko: Bring your brothers siguiente time if tu can!

Back at the water tower.

Yakko: *Arrives with snacks, and other groceries*
Dot: What took tu so long?
Wakko: You've been gone since yesterday.
Yakko: I met a fan, with my same voice actor.
Wakko: Yeah right.

There was a knock on the door.

Yakko: I'll get it. *Opens the door, and sees Carl from Jimmy Neutron*
Carl: Hi. I saw Brick from the Powerpuff Girls hanging out with you, and thought it would be cool to hang out with tu as well.
Yakko: Why? Because we have the same voice actor.
Carl: Yes.
Yakko: Why not?! *Takes off with Carl*

Song (Start at 0:25): link

Wakko & Dot: *Look at each other as they shrug*

Rob Paulsen as Yakko, Brick, and Carl

Wakko & Dot: *Looking at the end credits* Oh.
Wakko: Aren't tu going to credit our voice actors?

Nope.

Dot: Oh well.

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 1, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.


Here is a trailer to a fan fiction I publicado on here earlier.

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick. It passed over a mountain, and increased speed.

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The castillo of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*
Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Schmidt, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Guard!
Major Smith: *Shoots a storm trooper with a silenced blaster*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog presents.
John: *Inside a shed with Mary* Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Morris: *Wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform, he places a suitcase on a mesa, tabla in front of an officer* Hello.
Announcer: A estrella Wars fan Fiction.
Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*

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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either tu let me know what's going on o there's only gonna be four.
John & Morris: *Get on parte superior, arriba of a cable car from the parte superior, arriba of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the autor who brought tu Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & friends parody Trainz.

Stop the song

Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is proud to present....
John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
John: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Morris: *Drops his gun* What the hell are tu talking about?
Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole por the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*

Stop the song

Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the sidecar of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*

Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...

Where Eagles Dare

Now available.
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added by Fitch
I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if tu are: HI!!! And I've read several other artículos much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school año and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an anime character, along with the anime itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the nombre de usuario ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if tu see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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posted by Elacool
"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let tu tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if tu just mostrar a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if tu don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her libros inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep tu out o something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged adelante, hacia adelante in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a rifle in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he dicho with a twinkle in his eye

"merry navidad to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Shot through the corazón and you're to blame
Darlin' tu give amor a bad name

An angel's smile is what tu sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of amor got a hold on me
When passion's a prison tu can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the corazón and you're to blame
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and tu play your game
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, tu give amor a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, tu act so shy...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel tu in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear tu everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he dicho that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were actuación like animales just because of me and I dicho that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 año old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no más fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank tu for those who took their time lectura my story. Goodbye and I hope that tu could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If tu like tekken and Naruto, tu may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If tu look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. tu tell me: do tu think this should be looked over?
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan gatos are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even más fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with tu here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the día the clan gatos had to make their decision. Excitement...
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1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...
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1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend...
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When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed tu once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...
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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have tu begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have tu crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do tu feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes tu freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to tu too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the navidad gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...
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posted by pure-angel
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

If tu have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.
Victor Hugo

To find what tu seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Leave no stone unturned."
Edward Bulwer Lytton
If tu would create something,
you must be something.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every artist was first an amateur.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The más difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the...
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posted by paloma97ppb
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do tu expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garaje is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chocolate is just another snack. tu can be President. tu can never be pregnant. tu can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. tu can wear NO camisa, camiseta to a water park. Car mechanics tell tu the truth.. The world is your urinal.. tu don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, más pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered...
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♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest tu all registrarse in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What tu call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what tu call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope tu like them :)
 O.O
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• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners tu have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything tu have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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