1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with más than 5 guys..you're a HOE)
2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are más emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what tu are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before tu trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with tu may end up being admired por your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells tu about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. tu don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes tu is when he teases you.
22. Guys amor tu más than tu amor them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot o cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes tu a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for consejos from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook o consejos book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in amor and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the siguiente couple days o until the siguiente time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance libros that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks tu to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, tu know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid tu o is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at tu for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who puñetazo, ponche harder than they do.
43. A guy has más problems than tu can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls más than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even más to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We amor it when girls talk about there boobs.
54. Always make sure tu know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal o not ...
55. Believe it o not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like libros after tu just ask them preguntas about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants tu sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys amor neck rubs and if he lets tu keep doing it ..it means that he really likes tu o his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is tu want to let him go and he will respect that...after tu let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes tu and wants to be with tu as much as possible.
61. Your best friend, the guy tu can go to with anything, is the guy who loves tu más than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always amor you. When he sees tu cry he wishes he could change the stars to make tu happy. He would go to the end of the world for tu and loves tu deeply.
2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are más emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what tu are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before tu trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with tu may end up being admired por your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells tu about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. tu don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes tu is when he teases you.
22. Guys amor tu más than tu amor them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot o cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes tu a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for consejos from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook o consejos book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in amor and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the siguiente couple days o until the siguiente time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance libros that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks tu to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, tu know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid tu o is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at tu for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who puñetazo, ponche harder than they do.
43. A guy has más problems than tu can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls más than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even más to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We amor it when girls talk about there boobs.
54. Always make sure tu know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal o not ...
55. Believe it o not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like libros after tu just ask them preguntas about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants tu sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys amor neck rubs and if he lets tu keep doing it ..it means that he really likes tu o his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is tu want to let him go and he will respect that...after tu let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes tu and wants to be with tu as much as possible.
61. Your best friend, the guy tu can go to with anything, is the guy who loves tu más than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always amor you. When he sees tu cry he wishes he could change the stars to make tu happy. He would go to the end of the world for tu and loves tu deeply.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical día in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
