Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.
So, tu may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? tu probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.
DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. tu can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.
First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their stomach/throat, and you'll see them inside of dicho first character. In hard vore, here's when the nasty shit comes in. The artist actually has the guts to draw a character chewing another character up alive. It's sickening.
Inflation art is yet más characters with overgrown body parts. Usually their stomachs are inflated. I just don't get how people could like this gross stuff. I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES! AHHHH!!!
*Intermission*
Alright guys, I just got back from taking a vacation to The Bahamas. Met some good people there, unfortunately I killed them por mentioning DeviantART. It's kinda sad to see them go. After checking the news, The Apocalypse has started in The Bahamas!
Anywho, back onto the topic of DA. Next, I'll talk about RECOLORS. Recolors are everywhere, no matter where tu look. On DA, Facebook, Twitter, hell, even fanpop itself has these pathetic excuses of OCs on it! I have to admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite on this one, because when I used to be cringey, I publicado some really bad Sonic recolors.
There's not just Sonic recolors on DA though, there's ardilla, chipmunk traducción, ardilla rayada "edits", Lady and The Tramp "edits", and even Mario "edits"! Humanity sickens me. I can't believe I'm the same species as the people who think recoloring characters is a good way to fit in. Editing characters like this is not only proving that you're lazy, but it's also art theft. I don't know why some people just can't understand that.
tu guys know Billy the hedgehog? Y'know, that kid who had a dark blue Sonic "OC" as his persona on Youtube? Yeah, he's just a small example of the recolor community. Billy legit publicado a video of him crying that people were criticizing his character. I mean, WHO DOES THAT? You'd have be SammyClassicSonicFan to get upset over something like that.
Oh boy, I'm not done yet. There's also ridiculous FNaF recolors! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH SOCIETY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED más BLEACH... I NEED IT!!! There's red Bonnies, blue Foxys, brown Chicas, and even white and black Freddies! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Now, I'll be talking about the infamous FANFICTIONS. Oh jeez, I bet I'm going to be found dead in my house after this rant is finished. I can feel the cringe growing inside my body. My corazón is slowly beginning to stop beating. I'll have to make this as quick as possible... I have to.
First, there's those stupid "x Reader"s. I've read three of them and I wanted to just end my life. "x Reader"s are just fanfictions that insert tu in the story, and then you're just going to fecha some misceláneo prude further into the damn plot. These stories are even turned into porn fanfics, FUCKING PORN FANFICS!
Next, there's those fanfics about AU characters. Y'know, stuff like "MPreg" and "Female!InsertCharacterName". These types of fanfictions are actually much worse than the "x Reader"s. Authors are actually willing to get into horrifying detail on these genetically altered people in their stories, which automatically make them bad.
I... I can't. If I even mention anything más about this topic, I'll die. I'll just drop dead and nobody in my neighborhood would notice until a few hours has passed. My mom will find my rotting corpse sitting up on my bed, on the computer, with this rant posted.
But I must go on.
Finally, we'll talk about yaoi/yuri art. But, not just your normal yaoi/yuri art. No, these are much worse. tu know the stuff I dicho like "MPreg" and all that? Well, that shit is not just in fanfics, it's in art too. There was a piece of Mario yaoi fanart, it was the incest ship we know as Mario x Luigi. Well, Mario was actually pregnant, DESPITE BEING MALE. Luigi was just putting his hand over his brother's stomach like some crazed lunatic who had a baby fetish.
Sonic fanart has the same situation. There's pregnant Sonic, Shadow, hell, even pregnant Tails. Why the fuck do people think it's okay to make males give birth in this type of art? WHY?! GIVE ME AN ANSWER, GOD. Even FNaF and Undertale have the same "MPreg" shit, it's just everywhere now.
Then there's the classic diaper art. It's exactly what it sounds like, except that it's not paintings of diapers. No, in this type of art, famous characters from things are wearing DIAPERS. Undertale, Sonic, Pokemon, FNaF, as well as many other fandoms have diaper art. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!
Alright, I'm finally done with this huge rant. I need to go drink some Bleach and eat some metal.
On a más serious note, I hope anyone out there who read this liked it. I spent an hora o so escritura this rant. If tu have suggestions for a new rant, tell me!
So, tu may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? tu probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.
DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. tu can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.
First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their stomach/throat, and you'll see them inside of dicho first character. In hard vore, here's when the nasty shit comes in. The artist actually has the guts to draw a character chewing another character up alive. It's sickening.
Inflation art is yet más characters with overgrown body parts. Usually their stomachs are inflated. I just don't get how people could like this gross stuff. I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES! AHHHH!!!
*Intermission*
Alright guys, I just got back from taking a vacation to The Bahamas. Met some good people there, unfortunately I killed them por mentioning DeviantART. It's kinda sad to see them go. After checking the news, The Apocalypse has started in The Bahamas!
Anywho, back onto the topic of DA. Next, I'll talk about RECOLORS. Recolors are everywhere, no matter where tu look. On DA, Facebook, Twitter, hell, even fanpop itself has these pathetic excuses of OCs on it! I have to admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite on this one, because when I used to be cringey, I publicado some really bad Sonic recolors.
There's not just Sonic recolors on DA though, there's ardilla, chipmunk traducción, ardilla rayada "edits", Lady and The Tramp "edits", and even Mario "edits"! Humanity sickens me. I can't believe I'm the same species as the people who think recoloring characters is a good way to fit in. Editing characters like this is not only proving that you're lazy, but it's also art theft. I don't know why some people just can't understand that.
tu guys know Billy the hedgehog? Y'know, that kid who had a dark blue Sonic "OC" as his persona on Youtube? Yeah, he's just a small example of the recolor community. Billy legit publicado a video of him crying that people were criticizing his character. I mean, WHO DOES THAT? You'd have be SammyClassicSonicFan to get upset over something like that.
Oh boy, I'm not done yet. There's also ridiculous FNaF recolors! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH SOCIETY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED más BLEACH... I NEED IT!!! There's red Bonnies, blue Foxys, brown Chicas, and even white and black Freddies! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Now, I'll be talking about the infamous FANFICTIONS. Oh jeez, I bet I'm going to be found dead in my house after this rant is finished. I can feel the cringe growing inside my body. My corazón is slowly beginning to stop beating. I'll have to make this as quick as possible... I have to.
First, there's those stupid "x Reader"s. I've read three of them and I wanted to just end my life. "x Reader"s are just fanfictions that insert tu in the story, and then you're just going to fecha some misceláneo prude further into the damn plot. These stories are even turned into porn fanfics, FUCKING PORN FANFICS!
Next, there's those fanfics about AU characters. Y'know, stuff like "MPreg" and "Female!InsertCharacterName". These types of fanfictions are actually much worse than the "x Reader"s. Authors are actually willing to get into horrifying detail on these genetically altered people in their stories, which automatically make them bad.
I... I can't. If I even mention anything más about this topic, I'll die. I'll just drop dead and nobody in my neighborhood would notice until a few hours has passed. My mom will find my rotting corpse sitting up on my bed, on the computer, with this rant posted.
But I must go on.
Finally, we'll talk about yaoi/yuri art. But, not just your normal yaoi/yuri art. No, these are much worse. tu know the stuff I dicho like "MPreg" and all that? Well, that shit is not just in fanfics, it's in art too. There was a piece of Mario yaoi fanart, it was the incest ship we know as Mario x Luigi. Well, Mario was actually pregnant, DESPITE BEING MALE. Luigi was just putting his hand over his brother's stomach like some crazed lunatic who had a baby fetish.
Sonic fanart has the same situation. There's pregnant Sonic, Shadow, hell, even pregnant Tails. Why the fuck do people think it's okay to make males give birth in this type of art? WHY?! GIVE ME AN ANSWER, GOD. Even FNaF and Undertale have the same "MPreg" shit, it's just everywhere now.
Then there's the classic diaper art. It's exactly what it sounds like, except that it's not paintings of diapers. No, in this type of art, famous characters from things are wearing DIAPERS. Undertale, Sonic, Pokemon, FNaF, as well as many other fandoms have diaper art. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!
Alright, I'm finally done with this huge rant. I need to go drink some Bleach and eat some metal.
On a más serious note, I hope anyone out there who read this liked it. I spent an hora o so escritura this rant. If tu have suggestions for a new rant, tell me!
1.You abuse our amor tu lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we amor him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our amor is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we amor be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys tu should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with tu (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly amor we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When tu (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we amor him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our amor is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we amor be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys tu should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with tu (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly amor we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When tu (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just lectura some of the terminator frases through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash día tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. tu might get annoyed por it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash día tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. tu might get annoyed por it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds tu of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his inicial adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he respuestas he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds tu of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his inicial adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he respuestas he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him