(I made this around two years hace and never finished it so..... HERE tu GO. XD)
(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)
Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, ciempiés and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed por Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.
He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game tu control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I amor about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at tu gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)
Every Time the ciempiés hits a seta o the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although tu can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend tu just kill it before it reaches you. So every time tu defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and tu fight another one, and another one, and do tu see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your friends at how cool tu are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the parte superior, arriba of the screen, they’ll leave behind más mushrooms, making it harder to mover and hit the centipede.
Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick tu off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that tu can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever tu die, tu get points for every damaged seta there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny misceláneo fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was más for women players! Because women TOTALLY just amor bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)
But now, here’s the thing tu all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s parte superior, arriba 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) más ENEMIES, más DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN tu SHOOT IT, más POINTS más CHAOS más BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)
Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if tu can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so apoyar to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from ciempiés is, if tu can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot más bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, o dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When tu shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.
I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points o so tu get an extra life, helping tu live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.
“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much más advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”
Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)
Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.
Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into tu if tu aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.
Earwig/Scorpion: The escorpión from the first game and the earwig from the segundo are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send tu back to the first grade if tu aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, o the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.
Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and mover very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)
Spiders: I don’t know if I should amor these things, o want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they mover at a speed of mach 5 in a misceláneo irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And tu know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer tu shoot them, the más points tu get, but since they mover at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, tu might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry tu suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary araña picture.)
Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever tu hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)
Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, ciempiés and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed por Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.
He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game tu control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I amor about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at tu gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)
Every Time the ciempiés hits a seta o the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although tu can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend tu just kill it before it reaches you. So every time tu defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and tu fight another one, and another one, and do tu see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your friends at how cool tu are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the parte superior, arriba of the screen, they’ll leave behind más mushrooms, making it harder to mover and hit the centipede.
Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick tu off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that tu can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever tu die, tu get points for every damaged seta there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny misceláneo fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was más for women players! Because women TOTALLY just amor bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)
But now, here’s the thing tu all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s parte superior, arriba 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) más ENEMIES, más DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN tu SHOOT IT, más POINTS más CHAOS más BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)
Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if tu can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so apoyar to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from ciempiés is, if tu can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot más bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, o dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When tu shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.
I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points o so tu get an extra life, helping tu live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.
“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much más advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”
Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)
Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.
Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into tu if tu aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.
Earwig/Scorpion: The escorpión from the first game and the earwig from the segundo are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send tu back to the first grade if tu aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, o the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.
Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and mover very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)
Spiders: I don’t know if I should amor these things, o want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they mover at a speed of mach 5 in a misceláneo irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And tu know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer tu shoot them, the más points tu get, but since they mover at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, tu might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry tu suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary araña picture.)
Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever tu hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope tu are getting use to this mostrar cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did tu say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope tu enjoy the picture!
The End!
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrella ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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PPPPPEEEEE
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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrella ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.
why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the pregunta
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's
why is the pregunta to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the corazón feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased
that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.
Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
por the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.
why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the pregunta
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's
why is the pregunta to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the corazón feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased
that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.
Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
por the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.
Here is what tu are going to need to make the pie:
* 1 sm. pkg. limón Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple jugo, jugo de
First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.
Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add limón Jello.
Then, cool in a pan of water o ice (about 1 hour).
Put evaporated leche in the largest mezclador bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in mezclador until stiff peaks form.
Now tu are half way there.
siguiente add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.
Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).
Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.
Yum!
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respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act
love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand tu and and tu and them both would be much happer if tu weren't together
loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave
faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof
hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing
cynic- a realist, hardened por a lifetime of emotional bondage
love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand tu and and tu and them both would be much happer if tu weren't together
loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave
faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof
hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing
cynic- a realist, hardened por a lifetime of emotional bondage
I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I amor and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of tu for the rest of my life :)
I amor tu all! Have a beautiful, wonderful día :D
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in amor with crush
Step 10: Imagine having bebés with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in amor with crush
Step 10: Imagine having bebés with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.