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(I made this around two years hace and never finished it so..... HERE tu GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, ciempiés and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed por Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.

He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game tu control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I amor about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at tu gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)

Every Time the ciempiés hits a seta o the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although tu can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend tu just kill it before it reaches you. So every time tu defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and tu fight another one, and another one, and do tu see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your friends at how cool tu are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the parte superior, arriba of the screen, they’ll leave behind más mushrooms, making it harder to mover and hit the centipede.

Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick tu off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that tu can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever tu die, tu get points for every damaged seta there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny misceláneo fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was más for women players! Because women TOTALLY just amor bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)

But now, here’s the thing tu all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s parte superior, arriba 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) más ENEMIES, más DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN tu SHOOT IT, más POINTS más CHAOS más BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)

Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if tu can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so apoyar to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from ciempiés is, if tu can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot más bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, o dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When tu shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.

I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points o so tu get an extra life, helping tu live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.

“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much más advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”

Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)

Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.

Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into tu if tu aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.

Earwig/Scorpion: The escorpión from the first game and the earwig from the segundo are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send tu back to the first grade if tu aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, o the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.

Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and mover very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)

Spiders: I don’t know if I should amor these things, o want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they mover at a speed of mach 5 in a misceláneo irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And tu know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer tu shoot them, the más points tu get, but since they mover at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, tu might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry tu suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary araña picture.)

Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever tu hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what tu want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee más than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My corazón skips a beat
When tu walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with tu until the end

I give my corazón and my soul to you
To make tu see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant tu see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what tu want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope tu are getting use to this mostrar cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did tu say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope tu enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrella ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the pregunta
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the pregunta to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the corazón feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased


that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.

Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
por the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.
posted by keEeEeToOo
The adventure began when Jenny sat siguiente to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....
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1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who comentarios and says bad things about my friends (no matter if they are boys o girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to mostrar his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what tu are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. limón Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple jugo, jugo de

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add limón Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water o ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated leche in the largest mezclador bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in mezclador until stiff peaks form.

Now tu are half way there.

siguiente add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD
posted by shomill
respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand tu and and tu and them both would be much happer if tu weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened por a lifetime of emotional bondage
posted by sapherequeen
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:)
I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I amor and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of tu for the rest of my life :)

I amor tu all! Have a beautiful, wonderful día :D
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all tu twilight enamorados who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's pregunta asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So tu know i didn't include anything about the war between those who amor and those who hate twilight o anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the pregunta i am responding to

picks
link

link

link

link

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link

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link...
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posted by lilred96
mysterious amor

-chapter four-

He dicho "Hello June" in a com voice...my corazón melted por the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I dicho "Hi mathew" I could here the classic paino playing a soft amor song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I dicho "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he dicho "What class are tu headed too?"
"Reading" I dicho
He put his hands in his pockets...
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Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in amor with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bebés with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
 Cody Leach
Cody Leach
Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's en general, general prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's más serious scenes..
* The shows en general, general qulity. tu can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* tu can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one más time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' más to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be más to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And arco iris Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, tu already dicho that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutos later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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I did a similar articulo in the disney spot except in that one I talked about movies. I amor música so much and there’s so many songs that remind me of certain people and events so I wanted to talk about the ones involving just my family :)


Mom - Baby Mine from Dumbo

Because of my autism I was different from the other side kids in my classes. I got into trouble a lot and got made fun of a lot but my mom was there for me and she helped me feel better. Dumbo is one of my mom’s favorito! disney movies. She played it a lot for us when we were kids and she did the same for her grandkids.


Dad - Jazzman...
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posted by craig3606
 The lobo Pack
The Wolf Pack
In Africa there has been a experiment on lobos being transitioned to living in the jungle. There has been some lobos that have been shot with a vaccine from when they were cubs and then released into the Wild as they became older. The vaccine was designed to make the lobos body temperature withstand Africa’s. Stryder, Winter and Kron was left behind with five cubs after the Hyenas attacked their pack, Bitow, Dex, Gomah, Stray and including Stryder and Winter’s own cub Rosey. Stryder was the Alpha and Winter was the Omaga. If it wasn’t for the Elephants interrupting the fight none of...
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Let’s start from the beginning. 1997! Square Enix, known as just Square at the time, has just released Final fantasía VII, the game that took the world por storm. It was a game that changed how video games should be with cinematography and deep characters all within a 3D environment. The game became a legend among the video game scene, an entry point for people to get into the Final fantasía franchise o just RPGs in general, and would leave it’s mark on gaming history. But everyone was left with preguntas about the world. Characters and groups that were filled with so much mystery and how...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: tu EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, tu LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can tu tell...
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A few days ago, during the awful covid19 epedemic, which I'm not here for, I came across an old film from my own background.. 2007's the Mist. Based on the short story por Steven King, and directed por the same man of Shawshank and Green Mile. As well season one of Walking dead. Which most consider the best one..

I watched this for nostaglic purposes. But this is actually one of the few films to sit with me. To honestly scare me.. I watch a lot of horrors, and it's hard to really scare me, but this one really seemed to do it. It's not even really the scariest movie, but this film just has a way...
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