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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
por this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT lectura this story, ever!

#9: MR HANKY:
It's sad that I have to put South Park on this list. But as Cartmen says "a talking poo is where I draw the line".

#8: THEY PUSHED HER:
I've changed a lot from my childhood, I use to be scared of anything and everything. But as my body matured, so has my scare meter. I am rarely scared of anything, espically creepypastas. But this one marks one of the few to actually get to me..
It tells the story of Carmen Winstead, a drifter who is constantly bullied. But the bullies take things a step to far when they push her down a well, it was meant to just be a prank, but they are shocked to realize that they accidently killed the poor girl.
Anyway, due to being a creepypasta, obviously Carmen's ghost returns to haunt them.
The girls began getting mysterious e mails saying "they pushed her" and it never says who it's from.
It reminds me of the Simpsons halloween episode, where they accidently run over Flanders and there house gets covered in mysterious messages, all saying "I saw tu do it"..
Anyway. The story says that Carmen lives in the sewers, and comes out of the toliet and shit like that, and the bullies died in the most horrible ways tu could imagine, and Carmen still lives there, actuación like the modern día boogeyman.. "waiting".

#7: BONG GHOST:
Some time hace my friend Nick Crieg (WindWakerGuy430) introduced me to a creepypasta comic.
It didn't at all scare me the first time, guess I didn't read it properly. But the segundo time.. Wow. That pop out is... Effective.

#6: TWO GIRLS ONE CUP:
I don't know why the fuck I looked this up in the first place, I guess I was just curious about why it's always being mocked por the media. Anyway. Even though I admit I "purposely" watched porn before. But this one still managed to scar me for life..

#5: RAPEPLAY:
Your never believe a game like this excists, but it dose.
The plot of the game is LITERARY to kidnap and rape people. And rape them GOOD.

#4: RING AROUND THE ROSIE:
We all the know the old nursery rhyme.
But the truth of it is is horrible.
As its secretly telling about the WW2 black plage, and the so called 'ring around the Rosie' is the deadly results of the sickness. And there skins become blackened from ashes on the streets while the other stuff is also happening. And, in the end, the victims "all fall down" killed por what was happening to them.

#3: CHILLER:
Both this game and RapePlay are from the time of ANGRYVIDEOGAMENERD So I never personally played either of them.
But your inside a torture room, snd the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".

#2: RIGHT NOW, música VIDEO:
por now, everyone knows about my amount of enjoyment toward Korn song. Right now is the first I heard from them.
This time I DO remember how I found them, I was watching the video "Gilda wants tu to shut up" because I wanted to see más videos from "misterdavie" because I always had enjoyment from his video CUPCAKES/GET READY TO DIE:
And when I watched Gilda Wants tu to shut up, I was told the song involved in the video was, tu guessed it. KORN-RIGHT NOW, and I was courious about it, so looked it up. And tu can probably guess it from there.
Anyway. tu ever wonder why I NEVER post the música video.
I'll tell tu why.
It's a bunch of scenes from some mostrar called "Loyd's Lunchbox", and there's no plot of either the mostrar o the música video. It's just him finding stomach curling ways of harming himself, I can barely watch the first five segundos of it..

#1: JEFFREY DAHMER:
I could of just as easily put HH Homes o Jacktheripper. But oh well..
The reason this is number one is because. It ain't just some creepypasta. It's a TRUE story.
Being gay is one thing.
But his idea of loving someone is similar to Pinkimena from cupcakes.
Murdering them, and then eating the body so they will "forever be with him".
The man 'was' caught eventually, and, as the mostrar I was givin the death penalty..
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced por the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries tu invite me in
I am the betrayal tu could not have seen
The killer tu thought tu knew
One día I will be your mother o your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to tu as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If tu are the phone company, I already sent the money. If tu are my parents, please send money. If tu are my financial aid institution, tu didn't lend me enough money. If tu are my friends, tu owe me money. If tu are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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This is my parte superior, arriba 14 fave sayings and frases :) Enjoy xx

14. tu got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when mora, blackberry and manzana, apple where just frutas -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in amor when tu cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutos later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if tu are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when tu get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the comentario box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up el espacio so the articulo will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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hola everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the autor of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope tu like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell tu where o why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One día there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to cama she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in escritura and are not mistakes o bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune galletas are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only por preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, por the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all preguntas about twilight that tu can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book reportar on the most boring libros of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that tu hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible autor and her libros make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys o something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball o swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
posted by ilovetowrite
How do tu find motivation to exercise when tu just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this pregunta every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help tu with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and mostrar your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they dicho your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a pregunta and say some thing misceláneo like.. i like cheese... o carrots are pink... o say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy tu get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a calcetín with pennies, and then demand all of the comida using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a misceláneo person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos o baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as tu can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cordero at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's comida when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about misceláneo things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was pan de molde, pan on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is pan de molde, pan on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the pan de molde, pan is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and o eat the pan de molde, pan that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the pan de molde, pan off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the pan de molde, pan that is on yer head so u can on living without pan de molde, pan on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the pan de molde, pan that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating pan de molde, pan it is so if i tell u that there is pan de molde, pan on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of pan de molde, pan on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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 The cabina
The Cabin
cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when tu are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then tu may call her por this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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