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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favorito! website is youtube. for some of tu who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's tu share videos, alot of people tend to subir gaming videos o música o videos of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good youtube channels like Seananners o Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch misceláneo peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some misceláneo persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever changed.

i was looking for a video to watch, i decided to watch some misceláneo persons channel so i went to mr nightmares channel to find some misceláneo person to watch. And then i found it, a channel named stalker. i thought he was just trying to be funny with the name but i was dead wrong.

His comentario was "i really enjoyed stalking that guy". The video mr nightmare uploaded was a 10 scary true stories video, which if tu know anything about mr nightmare he uploads scary story videos. So i thought it was just a joke, i laughed at his comentario and decided to check out his channel.

First of all, he had over 600 videos, and no subscribers. All of his uploads were just videos with names i clicked on one, the video was short but very weird. It was taken from outside somebody's window, inside there was what looked like a 13 año old boy using a computer. For about 20 segundos the boy was just using the computer and then he looked outside his window and yelled "DAD!" and the video ended.

I was confused as too what i'd seen, i kept looking through the videos. And it was all the same contents of the first video i watched, this channel just had a bunch of videos of this guy looking through windows of kids.

it wasn't until i got further into the videos, that's when i made a discovery that i will never forget. A video with my name on it. I was scared but wanted to see what it was about, i clicked it and the video started. It was a shot of my house from across the street, my car wasn't in the drive way, i forgot to mention i was 18 when this happen and i just got my first car, but anyway my car was not in the driveway so i was not home. About 30 segundos into the video my car pulled up the driveway, and i stepped out of it and walked up to my house.

At that point the video ended, that was a reciente subir so i was scared shitless. i reported the channel to youtube and the channel was removed, but it didn't end there.

About two weeks later after i forgotten the youtube stalker, another channel was made it was called "stalker". and of course when i went to his channel all of the same videos were there even the one with me in it.

I was emailed the channel to my gmail account, the account was called "stalker@gmail.com", i was really starting to get scared now and went to his channel to reportar it again. but then i saw that there was a new subir with my name on it, i click on it and it was a ten segundo video of me sleeping in my bed, the video was taken from inside my house.

Freaking the fuck out i took my laptop,got my keys, and rushed down to the police station to mostrar them the video. when i was getting in my car i saw something that will forever haunt me and something i will take to the grave. It was a man with a camera, he was recording and he was waving at me.

He looked like shit, he wore a bikers chaqueta that had rips on it with a white camisa, camiseta that also had rips on it. his pants were fucked up with a huge rip on the left side, i couldn't really make out his face but it looked liked he had a gray beard. after that i floored it to the police station.

When i got to the station i told the police everything, they contacted youtube to take down the channel and transfer all the videos to the police station server, i told them that i saw the man who uploaded the videos, i told them to go check on my house.

They went to my house and what they found was really disturbing, they found the man under my cama with the camera and a large knife. they arrested the man and i never heard from him again.

Sense then i have not been using youtube for a long time until i decided to rejoin youtube again, my warning to tu all is to beware on youtube, tu won't regret it.






hola guys slenderman777 here. i decided to write a creepypasta myself instead of just rewriting other stories, and it was fun escritura my own story. tu guys should make a creepypasta as well, i'm sure tu guys can write something scary. this story was inspired por a person in a comentario section named stalker. have a nice día :)
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DEMENTED POEMS

rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits

rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter

rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down

rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t tu try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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Source: google
I found this hilarious articulo on pcworld.com
Don't know who the autor is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trofeos Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a contraseña other than "password" o "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits siguiente to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be más imaginative.

I will not bore my boss por with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some más excuses.

I will do less laundry and use más deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The mostrar was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids mostrar that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The mostrar had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favorito! parts of the mostrar was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did tu get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pingüino, pingüino de rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four preguntas to determine the level of your intellect. Your respuestas must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: tu are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are tu now?

Answer:

If tu answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. tu overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the siguiente pregunta try not to be so dumb.

2 : If tu overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked por his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes inicial and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother respuestas " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad respuestas "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she respuestas "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she respuestas "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? tu know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let tu go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are tu enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling tu how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas por discussion
-Like to learn new task por talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus más on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if tu live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The siguiente day, cut the balloons off and tu got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when tu can barely mover as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, o hell, all of tu are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are tu doing this time?” All two of tu that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a año hace on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with frases because any SMT fans will tell tu that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that tu may know, and the reason why tu are lectura this articulo right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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