(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as tu can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
tu can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
tu should never send a ratón to do a mans job
I got armor so thick tu won't even dent me
And although I mover slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 año old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your culo man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty

Plague Knight: tu think tu have swag? That's my middle name!
tu couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like tu who are just so fat
Getting everything tu want. but crying like a brat

I mover 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
tu mover slower than a tortuga in a fog
Thinking tu could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes

Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
tu mover like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use tu for f**king hair gel

I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung por bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
tu DECIDE!