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 This poem is absolutely beautiful.
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, o JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless tu get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.

AW BUGGA. :(

But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived in that world!

And then tu have a nightmare of Jeff the Killer murdering you, and instantly take that back. :D

Yeah, I'm not a very serious person. But still, in honor of 20,000 fans for the misceláneo club, and FINALLY having another awesome dream a few days ago, I present to you, The parte superior, arriba 5 Dreams I've Had!

Also, I will be making up names for these, so sorry if some of them sound stupid.

And take a drink for everything I say the word Dream, you'll pass out, even if it was just water.

5. The Great Ship Adventure!

tu know, it's dreams like these that make me wish tu don't forget 90% of what happened about 10 minutos after tu wake up, and BELIEVE ME, that HAS happened to tu before, as well as me. And here we have one of my all time favorites, the one dream I even plan on making an ENTIRE NOVEL ON, The Great Ship Adventure.

The dream started out as me walking inicial after school when I saw a person that looked like the Pirate Villain from the Peter Pan movie, (I was a kid, okay?) And he wanted help repairing his ship. A few moments later, it was fixed and he dicho something like, "Treasure, here I come!"

I then gave him a death look (I was a scary kid.) And he instantly let me on board, and SO THE QUEST BEGINS! ^___^

And we get to reason one why I amor this dream, everything, even the characters, felt so real! I legitimately thought this was real, I mean, it was absolutely incredible! I can't even begin to explain how this stuff got in my head, but MAN was it fun!

Yeah, dreams are things we just can't explain. Kind of like my sister. :P

So long story short, we found some más members for our crew, got a map, and sailed on until we got attacked por the scariest freaking sharks I've ever known.

They were actually on the ship, tearing through everything like a machete through butter! And it was absolutely terrifying!

Strange thing though, I swear I've had some dreams before, and it seems the ending changes depending on what I do, so I can't really say an official ending, but I think the first time I died and woke up. :D

Yeah, dreams. tu just can't explain them.

Now, another reason I loved this dream is because everyone I talked to was again, so real! How my 6 año old brain was capable of doing this, I haven't the slightest idea, but I could be here for hours talking about how legit everything felt!

And this is where I take a break. Thanks for reading, and come back soon for more! ^__^ Let me know any errors tu see, because this keyboard is pretty terrible. XD
 I have no words for this....
I have no words for this....
posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if tu look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight tu fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking...
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Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." buscar for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this lista is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutos & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that tu can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...
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posted by Bluekait
Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

tu never lived in the streets though tu wish tu had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If tu need help o another example for a better understanding, let me know.
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 Yes tu are.
Yes you are.
Good día everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this articulo after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.


Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively tu going nowhere in progress you'll only sink más and más into depression.


Even if tu feel tu couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go adelante, hacia adelante without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...
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When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept escritura reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One estrella is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...
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Well, that's an interesting transition.
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the playa with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: tu haven't dicho that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run por the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.

And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.

Amy: It's...
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