1. We say things that aren't true to impress you
2. When we find out what tu like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know más about it
4. We're just as shy as tu are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always ducha, ducha de before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what tu like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean o look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when tu meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying tu at least seven times
13. If tu change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell tu anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If tu ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" o a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. tu aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure tu never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like tu to call us por our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our friends for you
25. We're not as masculine as tu think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to tu later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if tu ask us out rather than we ask tu out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, o lectura a book, we just don't mostrar it
30. A lot of the time, we wish tu would sit por us at the Xbox o PS3 and registrarse in
31. We dream about tu being kidnapped. We rescue tu though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what tu are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells tu about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. tu don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and tu up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although tu may not believe this, guys talk about girls más than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it o not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, o muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with tu to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is tu want to let him go and he will respect that after tu let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a segundo chance, possibly a third, o fourth, o fifth...
50. We like it when tu stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to tu we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails o toenails, o what tu bought at the comprar last week, o if tu cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when tu sweat
54. If tu smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if tu like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
2. When we find out what tu like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know más about it
4. We're just as shy as tu are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always ducha, ducha de before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what tu like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean o look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when tu meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying tu at least seven times
13. If tu change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell tu anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If tu ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" o a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. tu aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure tu never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like tu to call us por our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our friends for you
25. We're not as masculine as tu think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to tu later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if tu ask us out rather than we ask tu out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, o lectura a book, we just don't mostrar it
30. A lot of the time, we wish tu would sit por us at the Xbox o PS3 and registrarse in
31. We dream about tu being kidnapped. We rescue tu though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what tu are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells tu about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. tu don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and tu up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although tu may not believe this, guys talk about girls más than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it o not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, o muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with tu to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is tu want to let him go and he will respect that after tu let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a segundo chance, possibly a third, o fourth, o fifth...
50. We like it when tu stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to tu we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails o toenails, o what tu bought at the comprar last week, o if tu cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when tu sweat
54. If tu smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if tu like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
