misceláneo Article: My Problem On FB Can Anyone help? part2

posted by ZacharyWhite

ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of tu guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did tu logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing tu again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I dicho last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._.
F: Yeah! I know tu want that :D If it's a girl then we'll name her... CARZACK!! :D
Me: Uh... Carzack?
F: yeah, if our names are combined it'll be CarZack :D (Her name's Carla)
Me; Kinda sounds like carjack...
F: Haha you're sooo funny sweetiee :-* Anyways so after having kiddiiieess, we're gonna live together!!! FOREEVVEERRR!!!
Me: O___________O F-f-forever?!?!
F: Oooh YES!! NO ONE SHALL TAKE tu FROM ME!!
Me: (._.)
F: You're MIINNNEE!!! Muhahahha!!
Me: D-don't tu think it's getting late?
F: What do ya mean late?! It's only 2pm!! XD
Me: Oh uh... yeAh but I have to go.. uh go get my lunch..
F: Your lunch? Doesn't your mom cook comida for ya?
Me: I...uh.. yeah but she's asleep..
F: Well then, can I come over?!! :D
Me: 0_0 uh no no!! It's ok... I'll just wake her up..
F: Come on! I'll cook anything for ya!!!
Me: Uhm my laptop is getting slow... so uh bye????
F: Oh no, you're NOT logging out again!! Don't tu dare honey-poo!!
Me: H-h-honey p-poo??!

(Then again I logged out)
Sh*t that was creepy o_o
Any más suggestions??
Btw, I don't want to hurt any girl's feelings but I don't want that the girl would be the one to go to the boy and making it obvious that she likes me, it's just not nice to look at. I want myself to go to the girl that I want, GEEZ!!! Btw, my bestfriend is still laughing off his f*cking face becuz of this -___________- and again... Some friend..
THE ONE tu WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD

deathding, karolinak1999 and 2 others like this

astigpinoy Either mimic her actions (worked for a relative of mine) or try NOT to login @ FB at all. Or just block her. But not to offend her feelings? Sorry, no help at all.

ZacharyWhite Nah it's ok, hey you're a Filipino?

astigpinoy Username's yellin' mah nationality. tl;dr ye

misscrazel block her

EgoMouse "THE ONE YOU WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD" ....Alright, time to think of a subpar solution um... Send her an ugly picture and say something like "This is how I really look. The pictures on my Facebook isn't me". Say "I'm secretly gay :P That's why I was trying to avoid you. I'm interested in men. Don't tell anyone I am though.." Act crazy too. Like 10x crazier than her. Be a sexist. Act as much of a jerk to her and say you think women are inferior and you'd abuse her.

astigpinoy ^ Nice solutions, although Zuckerburg changes a lot on the Privacy Policy (NSA). | "I'm secretly gay" Oscar Wilde/10 nice job

ZacharyWhite Uh she didn't believe me when I said I was gay O____O I think I only made it worse, now she's even thinking of our grandchildren!!!! TT___TT

Zeppie LOL Well, Clearly you like the attention. Don't deny that xP So either just roll with it. Or if it gets too weird, just delete her. Don't worry about hurting feelings or whatever. Just tell her that she's crossing the line a bit. She's just having fun by the looks of things, she'll calm down soon. ...good luck xP

EgoMouse I'm pretty sure he's boned now lol. He's going to need more than luck.

Zeppie Trueeee, he's gonna have to invest in some of this too: http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/meh.ro8561.jpg :D

EgoMouse Omg, I need this xD For my exes mostly lol.

Zeppie xD 100% effective, or your money back guaranteed! Call now! 0800 BITCH BE GONE Call within the next 10 minutes to receive an extra spray can, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Guaranteed to send the bitches packing! CALL NOW!

EgoMouse Where's my phone??? I need it xD Whoever made it, thank you. You are a life saver.

nmdis Please don't feel I am being weird but I laughed out so loud when I read all that. Loom if directly tell her that you are not interested in her and give her choice either to be just your friend or you'll block her. While reading all that I noticed you didn't even said "Look I am not interested can we just be friends?" and leave all instead you try to ignore which I guess gave her hint in a wrong way. Tell her the truth, maybe she'll be hurt for a while but at least she won't live in a dream you see?

324anna You might not realize this but you LIKE her attention a little bit. And also one thing: The way you answer her messages is very rude. It's clear that (if she's not a troll) her feelings don't get hurt easily, so just block her, with your way you have warned her and it's her fault if you delete her. She must have understood that you're getting annoyed with her behavior or she's completely CRAZY. Than you don't have to worry about being rude, crazy people don't get hurt often. But imo, it's just a troll that likes to be annoying, so again my solution is BLOCK her.

BlondLionEzel She's (or it could be a he in disguise) is probably trolling you

Istructions on how to install software - the truth!

posted by australia-101

HOW TO INSTALL SOFTWARE

1. Examine the software packaging until tu find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system tu need to run the software. It should look something like this:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
2386 PROCESSOR o HIGHER
628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM
719.7 MB FREE DISK el espacio
3546 MB RAM
432323 MB ROM
05948737 MB RPM ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM

NOTE: This software will not work on your computer.

2. Open the software packaging and remove the manual. This will contain detailed instructions on installing, operating, and troubleshooting the software. Throw it away.

3. Find the actual software,...

vampiros and world superstitions

posted by Thecharliejay

vampiros From Around the World

By Stephanie Moore

A vampire is a blood-sucking, undead thing of the night that comes after people in their nightmares. Many cultures have vampire myths. In the past, folklore was a means of explaining what people didn’t understand. Widespread vampire mythology reflects the uncertainty about death that we all face.

People in the past had little understanding of the decomposition process.If an exhumed body looked “plump”, how did they know it was the natural result of gases in the body? To them, blood leaking from a corpse’s mouth meant that the dear departed...

Life Flashes before My Eyes.Chapter 2.

posted by adaug

From mariposas to praying everyone was okay.I ran to the back room where Ben was.John ran after me.
I saw Ben pointing a gun at a aunt of John's.I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the gun.It slid out of his hand.John's aunt ran away.Ben starred at me.Then,slowly got out another gun.He kept looking at me with a confused look.I looked at John,then,quivering,I knew I had to do something.
"Blondie,Leave.NOW."Ben demanded.John fled,I hope he was bringing help!"Well,well,well.Nanette.I told I'd get you.You thought I'd lie?"He asked."N-n-n..."I stuttered and just shoke my head.This,wasn't the end!I...

The Epic Conversations Between Hattress And Her Friend Emily - Part I

posted by Hattress

The most misceláneo thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do tu call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me por accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she canto "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but...

10 ways to p*** off your teacher

posted by sakurahanazono

1.)When your teacher asks any preguntas say "Why does my gatos breath smell like cat food?"

2.) When the teacher is lectura out facts say "Lies! Lies!" o "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"

3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.

4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"

5.) When your teacher asks why tu didn't do your homework say " tu can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"

6.) Jump on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.

7.) When the teacher asks tu to answer a pregunta say "The brain tu are trying to reach...

Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 7)

posted by adaug

They ran to the árbol house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask tu a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last tu the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked....

Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 5)

posted by adaug

Sarah couldn't sleep,when she did,she had nightmares!.In her nightmare she was with Maybelle.Running.Thinking that lady would catch us.Then,She popped out of the ground."HA!"She yelled.Sarah ran to the door."MAYBELLE!"Sarah screeched.The lady grew taller,Larger.She soon became a giant.She had Maybelle in her hand."What do tu want from me,Ariana?"Maybelle asked."What is wrong with you!"I grabbed two sticks and stabbed Ariana."OW!STOP!"Ariana picked me up in her other hand."Ah!"Sarah woke up.She brushed her bangs back.
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The three friends came...

Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 2)

posted by adaug

"Do tu hear that?"Alicia asked."What?"Henry and Sarah asked."That,that,that sound.It's like."Alicia banged the floor."No.I don't hear anything."Said Sarah."Come here."Alicia said.
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three friends stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...

One place I never want to go!Chapter 1

posted by adaug

It was Friday,exactly when Molly got inicial she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She dicho laying down."Molly!I need tu to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly dicho watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly...

What not to do on the misceláneo spot

posted by hidan141

1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, tu might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If tu troll, tu will be banned in 10 segundos flat and nobody will feel sorry for tu when tu whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take tu seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape tu with hate if tu say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.

The Lonely Little Girl Part 6 (Hospital)

posted by adaug

Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove tu to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The segundo one was a key,The third one had a corazón lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.

Why are we so mean to eachother?

posted by TwilightGirl312

I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other día I was on youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different cine put together while "Fireflies" por Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the comentarios and I was very upset por this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames o real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're lectura this...

Are tu Afraid Of This?(Chapter 1)

posted by adaug

There once lived a 10 año old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will tu stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE dicho YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But tu have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!

The FAITH I have (chapter 1)

posted by adaug

My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad tu made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen tu in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how tu feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do tu want?
Skeeter:A author!...

That navidad (Chapter 1)

posted by adaug

Sam is 7 years old,has brown hair,And is a girl,This Christmas,her school is doing something where kids can buy stuff for their families,For Christmas,"So what are tu gonna get?"Sam's friend,Chloe,asked."I don't know,It's a week away though."Sam said."Well,I hope there will be earrings!My mom goes crazy over those!"Chloe said.
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See tu tomorrow!"Sam dicho as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna...

The Dream I had(chapter 2:The killer)

posted by adaug

(Continued!)
The siguiente día I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are tu doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with tu when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are tu still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No...

The Dream I had (chapter 1:My Life)

posted by adaug

My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do tu amor me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can tu bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate navidad With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I...

Really Smart Students!(joke)Plus what I did today at school!(Please Read)

posted by adaug

Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If tu were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was siguiente to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put dulces in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
dulces Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i amor these!),a lot más too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!

The Black Killer Chapter 2

posted by adaug

"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you dicho she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie dicho as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did tu hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think tu killed her cause tu always dicho tu would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie...

Me and my friends chapter 2(story!)

posted by adaug

Sam:COME ON!!!
Emma:Yeah!!Come on do it!
Me:*Guilty*uh!!Oh what the jack crap FINE!!!
Both:YES!!*Hugs me*Abby!!!Really?!!?!?!
Me:What do I have to lose?
Emma:That's the spirit?
Sam:What will tu sing??TELL ME!!
Me:*Whispers*
Sam:Really!That is the best song!
Emma:Lets go practice!
Me:I regret this already!
I of course play keyboard,Emma played Guitar,Sam played drums,
Me:And any snide remarks from my father about your tatuajes will be ignored,Cause my corazón is yours.
Emma:GREAT!Perfect!We are all ready!
Sam:NO!We keep practicing!Come on from the top!
Me:Elevator Buttons and Morning air,Strangers' silence makes...

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