1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.

2. Someone tells tu something that tu already know because tu facebook stalked them, and tu have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.

3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.

4. AND people tu know saw tu go into the stall and will know it’s you.

5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.


6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and tu have no idea what to do with it after tu sign it.

7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.

8. Going to a party por yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because tu have no one to talk to

9. Being seated at the quiet end of the mesa, tabla at a cena party and struggling to think of preguntas to ask the two people siguiente to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.

10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet o status update tu made.

11. Having to read a lease o contract in front of someone who’s waiting for tu to sign it.

12. Having to stand just outside a circulo, círculo of your friends talking because there’s no room in the circle.

13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who tu don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and tu just stand there.