I'm bored so this articulo is misceláneo anyways...
1. Like- it makes tu seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- tu have to have más words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane o out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what tu call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, tu have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" o "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- tu can also say "rooster's ass" o "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. jesús Christ- God bless him
21. jesús H Christ- a fun way of saying jesús Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for lectura :)
1. Like- it makes tu seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- tu have to have más words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane o out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what tu call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, tu have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" o "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- tu can also say "rooster's ass" o "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. jesús Christ- God bless him
21. jesús H Christ- a fun way of saying jesús Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for lectura :)
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls mostrar that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, arco iris perra and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls mostrar that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, arco iris perra and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but tu pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of tu is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but tu pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of tu is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.