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So there has been a lot of new horror cine coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help tu survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where tu are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where tu are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take tu out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.

6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk o high.
-Make sure at least one o two people stay sober.

7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If tu know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!

8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as tu hear the lobo howl in the distance it's time to go.

9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when tu hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If tu think there's a robber o something in your house tu call the cops o jump out of a window. tu do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.

10.Don't hide in a place where tu won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure tu can run if the killer comes to get you. If tu go into a closet o under the cama where are tu going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.

THANKS FOR READING!
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There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the inicial of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard tu try, your browser won't allow tu to enter the site. tu see, to access this site, tu must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in pregunta is a New Moon night. tu must be on your own in your inicial with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will tu be granted access to the site.

As...
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(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers tu in any way, please contemplate lectura something else. Thank you.)

Alright before tu whine like an immature five-year old troll without their leche bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE tu have an opinion, you'll get destroyed por the hater army!

WELL tu KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
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I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if tu disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this lista is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- anastasia
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all tu can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your corazón and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all tu can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do tu think...
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I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe siguiente año I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...
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1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his caracol is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good día to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!
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