Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth o I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for tu to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got más chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly o stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one más pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell tu once again, who's fat
If tu see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell tu that I'm hungry
Then won't tu feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know, tu know, tu know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And tu know all por myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell tu once again
tu know I'm huge, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat
Just watch your mouth o I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for tu to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got más chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly o stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one más pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell tu once again, who's fat
If tu see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell tu that I'm hungry
Then won't tu feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know, tu know, tu know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And tu know all por myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell tu once again
tu know I'm huge, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat
10. Sing “Bad Touch” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are tu gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with tu for Halloween
4. mostrar him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are tu gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with tu for Halloween
4. mostrar him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
There is a topless foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” dicho her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” dicho her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If tu think tu lectura all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until tu read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years hace when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years hace when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos