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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason dicho hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason dicho letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and he looked a little shocked.

"You haven't kissed me since Alice found out" Jason dicho a single tear falling from the corner of his eye.

An hora later we met my sister at Starbucks.

"Hey guys" She smiled after sipping her coffee.

"Hey Alice" I smiled hugging her.

"Hey" Jason dicho hugging her as well.

We sat down.

"Mind if i ask some questions?" She asked her cheeks turning a slight pink.

"Not at all" Jason and i agreed.

"Well how did tu meet?" She asked.

I nodded in Jason's direction signaling for him to tell.

"Well Ty and I have been friends long before we actually met face to face, so the día before Pax he picked me up and we went to Adam's house" He said.

He nudged my ribs telling me to talk as well.

"There we slept together-"

"You slept with each other?!?" Alice blurted out.

Many faces were turned towards us, Jason stood up, "Nothing to see here people"

"Not like that" Jason dicho sitting down when everyone looked away.

"Oh" Alice said.

"May i continue?" I asked.

"Uh, please do" Alice sipping her coffee again.

"After we slept with each other i think we both knew then we had feelings for each other."

Jason nodded.

"The siguiente día rolled around and Pax came, after that it started to rain so we checked in at the hotel across the road." I said.

Jason took over, "There we went to a bar, and i passed out. Ty comes inicial drunk and well then we did the other type of sleeping together."

tu could see his cheeks turn pink.

"The siguiente día i went missing, i had to think about some things. That's when Ty comes, and tells me how he feels, and kisses me in front of everyone, even our friends."

"Wow" Alice dicho in awe.

I nodded drinking some coffee.

"I'll be right back" Jason dicho getting up, heading to the bathroom.

"Now that he's gone, Ty i have something i want to talk to tu about" Alice dicho clasping her hands together.

"What is it?" I asked looking at her.

"How long have tu been dating?" She asked.

"Two to three months, why?" I replied.

"I know it's a little soon, but i think tu should marry him" Alice dicho with a serious face.

"You not serious, right?" I asked.

"Oh i'm very serious Tyler, i think tu two have a future, adopt kids if tu want" Alice dicho with her seriousness face still on and staring back at me.

~Jason's POV~

When i returned to the mesa, tabla Ty's face was completely red, and Alice was grinning from ear to ear.

"What did i miss?" I asked taking my spot back beside Ty.

"Nothing" Ty dicho quickly.

Alice's grin turned into a smirk.

I pulled on a confused look and Ty grabbed my hand under that table.

"You'll find out soon, later" He said.

"Later as in an hour?" I asked curious.

"Later as in when i have the money" Ty dicho looking up at his sister.

"How much do tu need?" Alice asked pulling out her wallet.

"A couple thousand" Ty dicho sarcastically.

"That can be arranged" Alice pulled a smile on her face.

"You don't have to do that" Ty and I dicho in unison.

I looked at Ty and he looked at me.

"See Ty, this is what i mean, tu should, and i'm giving tu the money" Alice dicho escritura a check.

"But-"

"No buts Tyler" Alice dicho looking up, then back down at the check.

Ty sighed and accepted the check that was handed to him.

"Coffee's on me then" Ty dicho pulling out his wallet as well.

"What's going on" I thought to myself as Ty and i walked out of starbucks and into his car, the car i fell in amor with him in.

"I'm going to take tu back to the house, and then cash in this check at the bank, then somewhere else after that" Ty said.

I nodded wishing, praying he'd ask i i'd like to come along, he never did.

"Bye" I dicho besar him, getting out of the car when i pulled away.

"Bye" He repeated watching me until i walked into the house.

There i was stuck, until Ty came home, which i hoped would be soon.

~Jerome's POV~

Mitch sat in my lap while he recorded a video with Matt.

"So why haven't the other dudes been talking to tu guys?" He asked.

"Long story biggums, and we don't have time" I dicho playing with Mitch's hair.

"We have another hour" Matt said.

"No we don't" Mich dicho ending their Skype chat.

"The fuck Mitch" Matt typed in chat.

Mitch and i laughed.

"Blame the bacca" Mitch typed back.

"Blame me?! Why me?!?" I blurted.

"Because tu lied to me, you're not fluffy" Jerome dicho teasing me.

"Well all my pelaje, piel was stolen while i slept" I frowned.

"Oh no, that's bad dude" Mitch said.

"Yes it is biggums!" I dicho back.

"Oh biggums" Mitch said.

"Mitch..."

"Yes?"

"Surprise!" I yelled jumping off the chair we sat in, causing Mitch to fall on the floor.

Matt killed him while he was getting up.

"Curse you" Mitch laughed at me.

I laughed too.

Mitch and i were still friends, still fuck buddies, i wanted to ask him out but he didn't seem to share my feelings.

That mad me a little upset.

I sighed an walked into the living room.

Mitch walked out behind me, "Jerome what's wrong?"

"Oh, nothing" I forced a smile.

He made some el espacio and sat beside me, "I'm your friend, Jerome what's wrong?"

I sighed again, "I can't tell you."

Why not?" He asked looking at me worried.

"Because you'll hate me" I dicho looking back into his eyes.

Mitch wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled my closed, our foreheads against the other's, "I'll never hate you."

I held my breath, then let it all out, "Mitch i really like you, my friend, my fuck buddy, but i have feelings for you, real feelings."

"How much feelings?" Mitch asked.

"This much" I dicho besar him on the lips.

I refused to go further, i wanted him to know how i felt, how i really felt.

~Ty's POV~

I didn't know how I was going to do this, I was meeting Alice again at a ring store.

"So tu don't know his ring size...?" Alice dicho questioning.

"I never thought i'd need to know until now, and if I asked he'd know" I dicho rubbing my forehead.

Alice studied her hand, "I'll be right back."

I watched her walk off and pick up a ring.

"My hands are about the size of his, right?" She asked putting her hand up.

I put my hand to hers, "Yeah, the same exact size."

It wasn't then I realized how many people of the dead army -Ty fans- were at that same exact store.

"I'll pick out a ring, don't tu worry your pretty little head" Alice dicho patting my head when I sat down.

"Shouldn't I be saying that to you?" I dicho after her.

"Nope" She turned around and smiled widely.

A few minutos passed and Alice came back.

"Um, Ty" Alice said.

"Yes?" I asked in reply.

"How do gay people propose?" She asked.

I had a major *face palm* moment.

"Sorry!" She squeaked her cheeks pink.

I stood up and hugged her tight, "It's okay Alice."

"Thank you, Ty" She hugged me back.

~Jason's POV~ -sorry Ty's POV was THAT short but I had nothing left to say and I had a really good idea for Jason-

I woke up in a dark room little por a single candle.

"Hello? Anyone there?" I shouted out.

I heard Ty's laugh, it wasn't in that sweet cute way, más like evil bastard.

"Ty?!" I asked shocked opening a door leading to a seeming to be never ending corridor.

His laugh grew louder with every step.

"It's over Jason" His voice echoed.

"What do tu mean?" I asked.

"Us dating, it's over" Ty dicho laughing louder.

My corazón fell from my chest to my feet.

"W-what?" I stuttered.

Out of no where a hand grabbed me.

I woke up on a couch, Ty looking at me with a worried look.

"What the hell happened?" Ty asked hugging me dropping a small bag beside him.

"Nothing!" I said, "Where'd tu go?"

Ty sighed "You'll find out in a second."

He took a deep breath, "Jason, close your eyes."

"But-"

"Please" Ty dicho looking at me.

I nodded and closed my eyes.

"He took my hand and slipped something on my finger, "Alice kind of dragged me into this, until I saw I wanted this más than her. Jason, will tu be mine?"

He opened my eyes and I saw what was on my finger.

I was awestruck.

"Is that a yes?" Ty asked.

"Yes, yes. Hell fucking yes Ty!" I cried hugging him tightly.
I find it extremely amusing that tu guys debate about my gender. Fair enough, tu have never met me o seen a picture of me [other than my hands o arms]...
Honestly even then tu might have trouble lol. (Oh well) Here’s a story: two days after getting introduced to a friend of my friend’s, she was like “I apologize, but I am completely confused as to what gender tu are.” And I was like, “yeah easy mistake, trust me, it happens a lot.” (There’s más to the story but I’ll cut it here) this happens regularly... an$ I actually really appreciate how she appoched the situation,...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


More Car Stereotypes

We have más stereotypes for más cars, coming your way.

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10. Bunes Beach, Lofoten, Norway

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posted by aldrine2016
Song tune: link

The V of Doom, indigo and blue,
It zooms in like a plane,
The S from Hell, like Satan's spell,
It looks like a bloodstream,

The VID stone mask, will make tu gasp,
And you'll scream like a maniac,
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'Cause tu get a creepy voice that said,
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 1) Fixing Teeth
1) Fixing Teeth
Number One-

Are tu embarrassed of dental brace?

Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century


Number Two-

Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis


Number Three-

That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL

(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)


Number Four-

This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to mostrar her face.

Number Five-

Before using anesthetics all tu got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether


Number Six-

Back then it was an invalid cart


Number Seven-

Physical therapy looked totally different than now


Number Eight-

These cute bebés were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925


Number Nine-

"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
 2) Scoliosis Treatment
2) Scoliosis Treatment
 3) Mentally ILL people
3) Mentally ILL people
 4) Artificial Leg
4) Artificial Leg
 5) Performing surgery
5) Performing surgery
 6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
 7) Physical therapy
7) Physical therapy
 8) Winter Rickets treatment
8) Winter Rickets treatment
 9) Birthing chair
9) Birthing chair
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John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped siguiente to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

Song: link

John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to mover up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station por two...
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online escritura

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I amor Korn

I have almost EVERY eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
 Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
hola everybody, it's Deathding here once again, and I wanted to talk about an idea that I've had for quite a while now. The series will be called "*Insert título Here*......In Laymen's Terms", which will basically be me reviewing anything tu guys suggest, but in my usual comedic format.

This will not only let me find out about new things I didn't know about before, but hopefully provide some good analysis and kinda-sorta-not-really jokes along the way.

The most requested comentario will be what I review, which will be either a movie, video-game, TV show, again, anything. I don't care if it's Gatorade,...
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 Let critics registrarse the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
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Here are the categories as of right now: Haiku, Fanfiction, Singing, Dancing, and Drawing/Digital Art.

…...But what’s in for the critics out there? What about reviews? What about parte superior, arriba 10’s o Countdowns...
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Well, I have read many ‘Top10’ and ‘Top20’ artículos here. Most of them revolve around topics like ‘Best Actor’, ‘Most Handsome Men’, ‘Prettiest Celebrities’, ‘Best Movies’, ‘Best anime Characters’, ‘Catchiest Songs’ and so on. After today’s science class in school, I thought to make another ‘Top10’ article, but on a totally different topic – parte superior, arriba 10 ENDANGERED ANIMALS.
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#10. BLACK RHINOCEROS
I am not much fond of rhinos but this black one looks...
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