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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days hace and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST misceláneo PARAGRAPHS IN THE comentarios AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN articulo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as tu please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i amor Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my corazón beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta amor it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my amor for an anime person! Sebastian Michaelis! The amor of my life, the pan de molde, pan to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently lectura this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia o foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , o something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers día was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook cena , like every night , my dog currently passed away last mes , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad culo name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i amor Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my favorito! color is esmeralda , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become cañón , its just horrible , but then i amor it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" o whatever the lady dicho , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i amor libros , even maybe más then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw tu something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating o something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self pescado of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my pikachu to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. tu prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and tu amor dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.

...And then tu all died.


The end.



Thanks To:     simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime,     Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and     KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know tu guys!
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