In the movie Scream, Randy dicho “There are certain rules that one must abide por in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.
1. tu can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. tu can never drink o do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because tu won’t be back.
In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:
1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much más elaborate, with más blood and gore.
3. If tu want your films to become a successful franchise, never, ever, under any circumstances assume the killer is dead.
In Scream 3, the rules for surviving in a horror movie trilogy were:
1. You’ve got a killer who’s gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won’t work, shooting him won’t work. Basically in the third one, tu gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, o blow him up.
2. Anyone, including the main character, can die.
3. The past will come back to bite tu in the ass. Whatever tu think tu know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins tu think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.
4. All I know about movie trilogies is in the third one, all bets are off.
In Scream 4, the rules were:
1. Modern audiences have become savvy to the rules of the originals. I mean there are still rules, but the rules have changed and the kills have gotta be way más extreme.
2. The unexpected is the new cliche and virgins can die now.
3. To be 2.0, the killer should be filming the murders. It’s the natural siguiente step in psycho slasher innovation.
4. tu have to have an opening sequence.
5. Don’t f*** with the original.
A lista por Scary For Kids. Link here:
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1. tu can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. tu can never drink o do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because tu won’t be back.
In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:
1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much más elaborate, with más blood and gore.
3. If tu want your films to become a successful franchise, never, ever, under any circumstances assume the killer is dead.
In Scream 3, the rules for surviving in a horror movie trilogy were:
1. You’ve got a killer who’s gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won’t work, shooting him won’t work. Basically in the third one, tu gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, o blow him up.
2. Anyone, including the main character, can die.
3. The past will come back to bite tu in the ass. Whatever tu think tu know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins tu think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.
4. All I know about movie trilogies is in the third one, all bets are off.
In Scream 4, the rules were:
1. Modern audiences have become savvy to the rules of the originals. I mean there are still rules, but the rules have changed and the kills have gotta be way más extreme.
2. The unexpected is the new cliche and virgins can die now.
3. To be 2.0, the killer should be filming the murders. It’s the natural siguiente step in psycho slasher innovation.
4. tu have to have an opening sequence.
5. Don’t f*** with the original.
A lista por Scary For Kids. Link here:
link
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
tu type in the comentarios section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all tu have to do is type into the comentarios section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ comentarios I'll make a new articulo answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
tu type in the comentarios section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all tu have to do is type into the comentarios section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ comentarios I'll make a new articulo answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
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