Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the siguiente table.
Turn around every thirty-seven segundos to the people at the siguiente mesa, tabla and ask them if your asiento is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever tu see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their mesa, tabla and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time tu take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the mesa, tabla itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and tu ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the siguiente día and say, "Those shells tu sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby mesa, tabla gets up, jump into their asiento immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that mesa, tabla are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their asiento at another table, put some particularly messy peice of comida on their seat.
Two Words: comida Fight.
Poke the person siguiente to tu repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair o try to turn around, look at the ceiling o pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the mesa, tabla top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your asiento whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their comida back.
Turn around every thirty-seven segundos to the people at the siguiente mesa, tabla and ask them if your asiento is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever tu see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their mesa, tabla and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time tu take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the mesa, tabla itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and tu ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the siguiente día and say, "Those shells tu sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby mesa, tabla gets up, jump into their asiento immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that mesa, tabla are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their asiento at another table, put some particularly messy peice of comida on their seat.
Two Words: comida Fight.
Poke the person siguiente to tu repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair o try to turn around, look at the ceiling o pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the mesa, tabla top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your asiento whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their comida back.
