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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the parte superior, arriba spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville Jaguars; the name just doesn’t quite add up.

6. Dick Shiner
Once again, this one is pretty self-explanatory.

7. Lucious Pusey
Let’s just say that this former Eastern Illinois football player ultimately changed his last name to Seymour.

8. Dick Butkus
As if the last name Butkus isn’t bad enough, why would someone name their child Richard? Even Rich Butkus would have been better than calling him Dick.

9. B.J. Lovett
I’m not sure if the B.J. is a shortened version o not but it sure makes him seem very sensual.

10. Fair Hooker
A wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns but his name is perfect for a prostitute standing on a calle corner

11. Karen Cockburn
Sounds painful experience if tu find this gimnasta in your bed.

12. Harry Colon
He may be an NFL defensive back, but this just sounds like something that should be checked out por a doctor.

13. Ron Tugnutt
Funny last name, yet sounds like it could be very painful.

14. Craphonso Thorp
What exactly is this former Indianapolis Colts player going to crap on? He doesn't even play in the NFL anymore.

15. Kokain Mothershead
Football player o drug dealer, tu choose which seems más appropriate.

16.Dick Pole
This one seems pretty explanatory.Take it as a baseball player o a nickname for a Chippendale.

17. Koskue Fukudome
The pronunciation may not be vulgar but add a “c” into the last name and it gets pretty raunchy. Kids were even sent inicial from school when he joined the Chicago Cubs because administrators didn’t believe it was a real name.

18. Yoshie Takeshita
Nobody cares how it’s pronounced, it doesn’t look like a flattering last name for an Olympic voleibol player.

19. ángel Pagan
An ángel that doesn’t believe in God?

20. Coco Crisp
He can look intimidating at first but when tu find out he is named after cereal, tu can’t help but laugh.

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At the end of series 3, tu never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be siguiente in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well tu know that face o a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If tu don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she got trapped in the spirit world
Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, tu want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game tu play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game tu can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that tu want it to be

Play the numbers one por one, fuego the shot the damage is done
Restless enamorados pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When tu make the rules no one can slow tu down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...
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posted by 2468244
On the calle where tu live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But tu were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word tu said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see tu out on the streets
Call me for...
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It’s just tu and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging por a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...
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I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I amor tu sugar
Yeah this is what tu do
When tu run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make tu stay
You’re the only one that keeps me canto la la la
I amor to smell your t-shirt
I like the way tu are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what tu do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what tu do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how tu do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who tu playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there por my side

When tu say that tu want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need tu baby
Would tu even try to save me
Or would tu find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I dicho I amor you
Would tu be the one to run to
Or would tu watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want tu to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather tu not be so sincere

How cold could tu be
What would tu do if tu were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my corazón it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, amor is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that tu want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything tu choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make tu happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this amor we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t tu judge por the cover it’s so far from what tu see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on tu to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give tu something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m actuación out

Set me free, I’m ready to mostrar you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a mostrar what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m actuación out

Welcome to a new...
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Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to mostrar the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush tu can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush tu can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When tu tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies tu tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my corazón was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, hola boy
Gotta make tu mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, hola boy
You’re really laid back and tu play it smooth
Hey boy, hola boy
I see the way tu mover from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish tu knew, what tu do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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(I gotta get some baby
Won’t tu mostrar me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What más do tu want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please mostrar me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure tu all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people por where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that por just looking at the title, tu know it was made por someone who lacks a soul. here is the título of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when tu think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if tu say Vietnam he'll stab tu with a fork
if tu say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if tu call for help he'll stab tu in the butt.
Never run because tu know he'll catch you
he might torture o just plain kill you.
Run for cover, más like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if tu run o cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal día for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It dicho on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, tu have been chosen...
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