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gatos sleep 16 to 18 hours a día - Ever hear of a Cat nap?
Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason
Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is
The elefante is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two más then me o you, at least I hope so
The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool
The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night
Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an hora as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere
Nobody know who built the Taj Mahal - Probably the same people that built pyramids, aliens!
On average there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun - who would take the time to count?
Children typically grow más during the Springtime then any other season - Makes sense to me, everything else get's bigger so why not us?
The United States has nerve once lost a war in which mules were used - Then let's ship some over to Iraq
Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors - so everyone wins, even if tu lose tu have the satisfaction of saving another life
gatos can hear ultra sound - but not our thoughts, thanks goodness
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead oveja - eww! That's just gross!
Beatrix Potter created the first in her legendary series "Peter Rabbit" in 1902 - that's 105 years ago!
If tu were born with a crooked nose in ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership - darn it! My nose is straight
Revolvers are impossible to silence due to the expulsion of gasses at the rear of the gun - so don't use it to hunt dear, it will scare them away
The Legendary Monster Nessi of Lock Ness is dicho to be able to swim at 18 to 20 knots - pretty fast for an old girl
The Largemouth bajo is actually smaller then the Smallmouth bajo - that's just dumb if tu ask me
nintendo almost sold out to Atari in the early 1980's but their offer was rejected - wow, someone got fired!
Iceland has some of the worlds most frequent volcanic activity - shake rattle and roll, Icelanian style!
SOS in mores code does not stand for Save our Ship it is simply the shortest combination of three letters in the code - I like to think it stands for Save our Ship though
The average human being in a lifetime walks the equivalent of five times around the earth's equate - no wonder we sleep for a quarter of our lives
The average American keeps their car for only 2 o 3 years - I have had mine for 4.... Honey! We need a new car!
Most people burn más calories sleeping then watching TV - So my new diet includes 12 hours of sleep, oh yeah!
If tu travel from Londres to New York via Concord por crossing time zones you'll arrive 2 hours before tu left - Then tu have to go back and kill yourself to save the future
Charlie Brown's father was a barber - and here I always thought he was a public speaker
The average person makes 1,140 phone calls a año - my wife makes más then three average people combined... *sigh
Purple is the color of royalty - not anymore, if I saw arbusto, bush wearing purple I'd laugh my head off... well I do that anyways when he talks so it would just add to the hilarity.
Stressed is postres spelled backwards - ...I tried it, it works
American car horns are in the tone of F - So remember that when tu toot your own horn
The human body replaces 98% of its atoms each año - Science at work
In a deck of playing cards the king of hearts is the only king without a mustache - The queen complained
For every person in the United States there are two credit cards - Cha Ching!
Mario from super Mario Brothers for the NES was originally known as Jumpman from the 1981 arcade game Donkey Kong - Mamma Mia!
Hope tu found this interesting, just some misceláneo useless facts in case your ever on a game show, like who want's to be a millionaire o 1 Vs 100 something like that speaking of game shows.... well I'll leave that for another time.
gatos sleep 16 to 18 hours a día - Ever hear of a Cat nap?
Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason
Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is
The elefante is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two más then me o you, at least I hope so
The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool
The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night
Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an hora as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere
Nobody know who built the Taj Mahal - Probably the same people that built pyramids, aliens!
On average there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun - who would take the time to count?
Children typically grow más during the Springtime then any other season - Makes sense to me, everything else get's bigger so why not us?
The United States has nerve once lost a war in which mules were used - Then let's ship some over to Iraq
Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors - so everyone wins, even if tu lose tu have the satisfaction of saving another life
gatos can hear ultra sound - but not our thoughts, thanks goodness
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead oveja - eww! That's just gross!
Beatrix Potter created the first in her legendary series "Peter Rabbit" in 1902 - that's 105 years ago!
If tu were born with a crooked nose in ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership - darn it! My nose is straight
Revolvers are impossible to silence due to the expulsion of gasses at the rear of the gun - so don't use it to hunt dear, it will scare them away
The Legendary Monster Nessi of Lock Ness is dicho to be able to swim at 18 to 20 knots - pretty fast for an old girl
The Largemouth bajo is actually smaller then the Smallmouth bajo - that's just dumb if tu ask me
nintendo almost sold out to Atari in the early 1980's but their offer was rejected - wow, someone got fired!
Iceland has some of the worlds most frequent volcanic activity - shake rattle and roll, Icelanian style!
SOS in mores code does not stand for Save our Ship it is simply the shortest combination of three letters in the code - I like to think it stands for Save our Ship though
The average human being in a lifetime walks the equivalent of five times around the earth's equate - no wonder we sleep for a quarter of our lives
The average American keeps their car for only 2 o 3 years - I have had mine for 4.... Honey! We need a new car!
Most people burn más calories sleeping then watching TV - So my new diet includes 12 hours of sleep, oh yeah!
If tu travel from Londres to New York via Concord por crossing time zones you'll arrive 2 hours before tu left - Then tu have to go back and kill yourself to save the future
Charlie Brown's father was a barber - and here I always thought he was a public speaker
The average person makes 1,140 phone calls a año - my wife makes más then three average people combined... *sigh
Purple is the color of royalty - not anymore, if I saw arbusto, bush wearing purple I'd laugh my head off... well I do that anyways when he talks so it would just add to the hilarity.
Stressed is postres spelled backwards - ...I tried it, it works
American car horns are in the tone of F - So remember that when tu toot your own horn
The human body replaces 98% of its atoms each año - Science at work
In a deck of playing cards the king of hearts is the only king without a mustache - The queen complained
For every person in the United States there are two credit cards - Cha Ching!
Mario from super Mario Brothers for the NES was originally known as Jumpman from the 1981 arcade game Donkey Kong - Mamma Mia!
Hope tu found this interesting, just some misceláneo useless facts in case your ever on a game show, like who want's to be a millionaire o 1 Vs 100 something like that speaking of game shows.... well I'll leave that for another time.
A guy was annoyed por his girlfriend.... 'cause she kept on asking for marrying her.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..
And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and dicho "will tu marry me? The ring is inside me"
She dicho nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and dicho "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...
But the teddy lived happily in peace.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..
And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and dicho "will tu marry me? The ring is inside me"
She dicho nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and dicho "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...
But the teddy lived happily in peace.
Oops! You just lost the game.
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu do not like colorful caballos with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
It was a wonderful, and sunny día when a poni, pony with a sniper rifle was looking at a mare swimming. The poni, pony with the rifle was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the parte superior, arriba of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out...
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Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
It was a wonderful, and sunny día when a poni, pony with a sniper rifle was looking at a mare swimming. The poni, pony with the rifle was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the parte superior, arriba of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out...
