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A quick run-down should tu ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants tu dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words tu should YouTube, should tu get the chance
-“Kevin tocino, bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see tu o hear tu WHY WOULD tu MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause tu never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, tu will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If tu hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing tu need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without tu dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct preguntas about either the history of the inicial o the anterior tenants, DO NOT mover IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the televisión (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack tu in a closet.
-If tu live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if tu die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If más than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, tu know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. o come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If tu see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on tu to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that tu in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground tu and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and tu hear creepy paino music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should tu ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants tu dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words tu should YouTube, should tu get the chance
-“Kevin tocino, bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see tu o hear tu WHY WOULD tu MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause tu never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, tu will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If tu hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing tu need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without tu dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct preguntas about either the history of the inicial o the anterior tenants, DO NOT mover IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the televisión (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack tu in a closet.
-If tu live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if tu die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If más than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, tu know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. o come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If tu see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on tu to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that tu in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground tu and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and tu hear creepy paino music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick césped, hierba beneath my paws.
“The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark lobo exclaimed enthusiastically, his pelaje, piel flickering like shadows, “No lobo will stop us!”
I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack división, split in four!
“Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
“No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
“This is pointless! tu cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to mover now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.
1. Leaving holes in the backstory.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some el espacio empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to mostrar up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them más vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some el espacio empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to mostrar up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them más vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
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The moment tu took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.
I didn’t see the warning signs.
tu held them deep inside.
Struggles tu were going through
tu did so well to hide.
I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
tu didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt tu had to die.
The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead
tu will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.
I didn’t see the warning signs.
tu held them deep inside.
Struggles tu were going through
tu did so well to hide.
I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
tu didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt tu had to die.
The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead
tu will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.