Found this on the net:
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call tu Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until tu hear the penny tu dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a enfriador, refrigerador that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and mover to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a más suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call tu Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until tu hear the penny tu dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a enfriador, refrigerador that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and mover to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a más suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
These are just misceláneo ways to eat my favorito! cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fresa milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with maní, cacahuete butter
14. frozen with maní, cacahuete butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and 7up
17. with cereza, cerezo 7up
18. frozen with cereza, cerezo 7up
19. frozen with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and cereza, cerezo 7up
20. por itself
If tu try any of these and like it, please write a comentario and tell me which one(s) tu tried. :)
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fresa milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with maní, cacahuete butter
14. frozen with maní, cacahuete butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and 7up
17. with cereza, cerezo 7up
18. frozen with cereza, cerezo 7up
19. frozen with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and cereza, cerezo 7up
20. por itself
If tu try any of these and like it, please write a comentario and tell me which one(s) tu tried. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if tu ever, one día decide to call me that. If tu think I'm insane, run away, because tu are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too tu a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. tu think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if tu ever, one día decide to call me that. If tu think I'm insane, run away, because tu are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too tu a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. tu think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .