It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice día of ranting.” he dicho as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around tu a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and dicho sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!” “what's with all the noise?!” a voice sounded from behind Pilz-E. It was a green oso, oso de wearing an army uniform. “some people need sleep.” Foamy approached the oso, oso de angrily. “hey tu cheap f@#%er, leave us alone!” he screamed. “look, I don't want no trouble pal, I just want sleep.” the oso, oso de replied calmly. “I'm Flippy, you're name is?” “look, I don't care who the f%$# tu are o what the f^&$ tu want. I just want to be left the f^%$ alone!” Foamy yelled in Flippy's face. “look squirrel, get outta my face. I told tu I don't want any trouble.” Flippy told him, pushing him away. “it's Foamy, the name is Foamy!” Foamy screamed. “look, Foamy. Calm down. I don't wanna fight tu o anything. I just want to know why you're screaming.” Flippy told him. “I'm screaming because I don't f$%^ing live here, f^%$tard!” Foamy yelled. “look guys, we don't need to fight. Maybe tu can give me pills and we can leave each other alone.” Pilz-E said. “shut up, this isn't about tu druggie!” Foamy told him. Pilz-E stepped back. “and you!” Foamy said, pointing at Flippy. “we will fight if we have to! The lord and master Foamy never gets f^%$ed with!” Flippy stepped back, his eye twitched then his eyes turned yellow and his teeth grew sharper. “if it's a fight tu want, it's a fight you'll get.” he growled.
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)
Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my guitarra doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do tu remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well
FCE Complete
Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my guitarra doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do tu remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well
FCE Complete