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 I'm a drama queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming misceláneo stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever tu want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, o a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything tu say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger o tu can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if tu think you'll die of boredom. Another thing to do is say 'OMG' a lot. Not 'Oh my God', but literally, 'O-M-G'. If someone calls tu crazy, tell them they're just jealous because the voices talk to you.

2) The obsession.
Lots of dramatic people have an obsession. If tu really amor horses, talk non-stop about horses. Detail all the little things tu amor about them. If someone says 'I don't like horses' (I don't know why someone wouldn't like horses) majorly freak out, and go into a half hora speech why caballos are amazing and whoever doesn't like caballos is insane (try to look insane while doing this). When you're done, breathe heavily like you've just finished a race, and glare at anyone staring at you.

3) The attitude.
Don't stand for any crap someone might have against you. If someone insults you, a way to get rid of them is to look like you've gone mad. Stare at them and laugh evilly. Tell them if they insult you, Elmo is going to come eat them with catsup. (If you're good enough, they might actually get freaked out inside). tu can also just look dreamily at their face, and when they say 'What?' tell them they have beautiful eyes, look at them a little longer, then look away. Also, if someone calls tu ugly o annoying, just say 'I have a beautiful face/ charming personality.'

4) The look.
Always dress flamboyantly. Every día is a fashion show. Try to base your style on Freddie Mercury, Elton John o Lady GaGa. Use lots of purple, glitter, feathers, (the más glamourous the feathers, the better) and leather. Find a stuffed animal no smaller than a shoe, and carry it around with tu everywhere. If someone tries to take it away, hug it tightly and say 'Not my baby!' Give it a name also. Something like 'Norbert', 'Florence', o 'Gable'. Also use really vibrant colores for make-up.

5) The walk.
Always use big movements. Use your arms, and try to walk like a cat. Step with your toes and be as graceful as tu can. Take giant steps let your body flow with what feels natural. Walk confidently. Keep your head up mover like a monarch, because tu are the Queen/King of Drama.

6) Be brave.
Don't be afraid to make a fool of yourself. As a monarch and a drama person, tu must let people notice you. Make jokes, always steal the canter stage unless the limelight is on somebody else. Don't be rude o pushy. If you're a bad dancer, exaggerate it. Dance like there's no tomorrow and make a show. A Drama Queen/King's trade is an entertainer. If tu have a flaw, make fun of it. Just don't be too obnoxious with it.
 Happy Monday, Drama Queen!
Happy Monday, Drama Queen!
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 No. No I don't, Ross.
No. No I don't, Ross.
1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and música partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep escritura for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside)....
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Step1: Add 18 to your birth month.

Step2: Multiply por 25.

Step3: Subtract 333.

Step4: Multiply por 8.

step5: Subtract 554.

step6: Divide por 2.

step7: Add your birth date.

step8: Multiply por 5.

step9: Add 692.

step10: Multiply por 20.

step11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.

step12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!

The number that tu get will be a 6-digit number. Example: If tu get the number 120586, then tu were born December 5, 1986.

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1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did tu raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if tu must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch tu "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 más times:D

5. Yell "OMG...
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The enamorados of the Heart
In order to form a más perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends
3. kiss on the neck- I want tu
4. kiss on the lips- I amor you
5. kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I amor tu too much to let tu go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...
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