You may fall from the sky, tu may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in amor with me.
Do tu believe in amor at first sight, o should I walk por again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my biblioteca card. Why? Because I am totally checking tu out!!
If a fat man puts tu in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted tu for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but tu can call me Tonight!
Did tu have lucky charms for breakfast? Because tu look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if tu think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause tu look a lot like my siguiente girlfriend.
Are tu a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful tu made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving tu when all the rosas die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can kiss tu on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her tu lost the bet.
Are those el espacio pants? Because your culo is out of this world!
Would tu sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My amor for tu is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
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Can tu take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If tu were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do tu wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs dicho no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 ángeles in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed tu home, would tu keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell tu your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do tu know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell tu what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated por you.
tu are so sweet tu could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did tu fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed tu noticing me and I'm just giving tu notice that I've noticed you!
If tu were a booger I would pick tu first.
[man] Excuse me, would tu like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I dicho u look really fat in those pants!
Can tu kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do tu and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
tu must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If tu were a new hamburger at McDonald's, tu would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up o did tu just smile at me?
Are tu form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call tu o nudge you?
tu owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could tu please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do tu have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to registrarse me?
Can I buy tu a drink, o do tu just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard tu were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when tu fell? [Girl: Huh?] When tu fell from heaven?
Polar oso, oso de (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are tu a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If tu were a laser tu would be set on stunning.
tu don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but tu intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are tu a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks tu the time) Its two flirty and the date's with tu and me.
Excuse me, did tu just fart?
Girl tu so fine I wish I could plant tu and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to tu o are tu just naturally ugly.
Do tu believe in amor at first sight, o should I walk por again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my biblioteca card. Why? Because I am totally checking tu out!!
If a fat man puts tu in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted tu for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but tu can call me Tonight!
Did tu have lucky charms for breakfast? Because tu look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if tu think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause tu look a lot like my siguiente girlfriend.
Are tu a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful tu made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving tu when all the rosas die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can kiss tu on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her tu lost the bet.
Are those el espacio pants? Because your culo is out of this world!
Would tu sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My amor for tu is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
49
Can tu take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If tu were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do tu wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs dicho no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 ángeles in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed tu home, would tu keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell tu your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do tu know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell tu what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated por you.
tu are so sweet tu could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did tu fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed tu noticing me and I'm just giving tu notice that I've noticed you!
If tu were a booger I would pick tu first.
[man] Excuse me, would tu like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I dicho u look really fat in those pants!
Can tu kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do tu and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
tu must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If tu were a new hamburger at McDonald's, tu would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up o did tu just smile at me?
Are tu form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call tu o nudge you?
tu owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could tu please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do tu have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to registrarse me?
Can I buy tu a drink, o do tu just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard tu were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when tu fell? [Girl: Huh?] When tu fell from heaven?
Polar oso, oso de (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are tu a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If tu were a laser tu would be set on stunning.
tu don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but tu intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are tu a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks tu the time) Its two flirty and the date's with tu and me.
Excuse me, did tu just fart?
Girl tu so fine I wish I could plant tu and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to tu o are tu just naturally ugly.
