So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones tu don't enjoy but tu don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just soñar despierto (about a bunch of grapes, with each uva having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if tu must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one uva had just dicho to another "What did the uva do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) por the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if tu want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the sofá and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The siguiente día I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one uva had just dicho to another "What did the uva do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) por the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if tu want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the sofá and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The siguiente día I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:
The ice creams are blueberry, sandía and cereza, cerezo flavor!
The galletas that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!
Doughnuts? They are just like the ones tu can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, tu can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!
How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, manzana, apple and vanilla?
The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!
These soaps would make for a really fun gift o the perfect apoyo in a practical joke. Here's the website if tu wan to buy a couple of them: link
LOL! xD
source: mundochica
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope tu are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I amor INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell tu a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope tu are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I amor INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell tu a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
So,this is my first of maybe many artículos that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i dicho astronouts how do tu think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first toro in el espacio was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents toro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank tu for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i dicho astronouts how do tu think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first toro in el espacio was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents toro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank tu for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you