misceláneo Article: That Christmas(Chapter 2)

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posted by adaug

Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have tu begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have tu crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do tu feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes tu freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to tu too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the navidad gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam dicho as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A delfín necklace!!!!My mom would amor this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that collar even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said

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funny pics

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Arthur Mole`s Art

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Source: Arthur topo

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misceláneo japón fotos

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Source: SOS japón (Facebook)

Me and Lexi a while hace

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misceláneo pictures XD

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Funny Signs

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welcome - how are you....

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look at dat smileeee..

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misceláneo

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New Worlds

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Interview from an Animal Shelter (Please read)

posted by ITF

Pete

As a journalist, I decided to go to the animal, and interview some of the "inmates". I wanted to know what it was like in there from their perspective. What follows is not for the faint of heart.

I entered the building, and one of the workers accompanied me to the holding area. This is where perros are kept before they are allowed up for adoption. IF they are allowed up for adoption. If the perros are found to be aggressive in any way, euthanasia is employed. Fortunately, if "fortunately" is the word to be used here. In this establishment, and they use lethal injection, not a gas chamber.

The shelter...

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55 Facts about Human Mind

posted by E-Scope90

The mind is typically defined as the organized totality o system of all mental processes o psychic activities of an individual.c
Many philosophers hold that the brain is a detector of the mind and that the mind is an inner, subjective state of consciousness.h
Philosophers have used a variety of metaphors to describe the mind, including a blank sheet, a hydraulic device with different forces operating in it, o a televisión switchboard.h
Attempts to understand the mind go back at least to the ancient Greeks. Plato, for example, believed that the mind acquired knowledge through virtue, independently...

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advice?

posted by hetaliaitaly

If your someone that hates being alone o just feels they dont fit in then maybe tu will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would amor to change lots of things about there life but really what would tu change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if tu have ever been depressed tu will understand what i mean people think just because tu have one happy día with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy día with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot más than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people...

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The Lonley Little Girl part 5 (scary dream)

posted by adaug

Taylor's POV:
The siguiente night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If tu step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!

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eminem

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” o even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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help with YOUR pranks

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The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501

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Have your friends call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools día Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

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Celebrate our favorito! holiday (or any día for that matter) with the April Fool's día Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842

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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

(i had to add that extra gunk) XD

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Why can't I own a Canadian?

posted by Cantwait4book5

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses consejos to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she dicho that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned por a east coast resident, which was publicado on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank tu for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...

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Tears before Joy

posted by xSiVePux

I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered pregunta has been solved out por the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back por those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my corazón still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...

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The definition of LOVE!

posted by demon_wolf

noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment o deep affection, as for a parent, child, o friend.
3.
sexual passion o desire.
4.
a person toward whom amor is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, o the like): Would tu like to see a movie, love?
6.
a amor affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros o Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...