Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO tu WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
tu CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY tu HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY día (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
perra WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT culo CUZ tu CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO tu WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
tu CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY tu HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY día (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
perra WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT culo CUZ tu CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too agrio, agria
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My uva stepped on a mesa, tabla lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too agrio, agria
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My uva stepped on a mesa, tabla lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck cruzar, cruz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get hit por my car.
Q: Why did the woman cruzar, cruz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck cruzar, cruz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get hit por my car.
Q: Why did the woman cruzar, cruz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
