misceláneo Article: Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a misceláneo stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: tu HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT tu DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA registrarse FORCES AND START A maíz FARM AND BREED GUINEA PIGS?

You: OMG YES. 8D

You: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

You: AS LONG AS WE NEVER RUN OUT OF THE POTION THAT LETS ME TALK LIKE A HUMAN FOR 20 minutos AT A TIME.

Stranger: :D :D OMG OMG OMG CAN WE HAVE IT AT THE NORTH POLE AND ASK IF WE CAN cruzar, cruz OUR GUINEA PIGS WITH HIS REINDEER? 8D

Stranger: ASK SANTA

You: OH NO I’M OUT AND MY 20 minutos ARE UP HELP MEEEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MOEW

Stranger: ERHBRVHAERVHHVAHVVHHBGTVGHTHVHVAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! BUT I amor YOU!!!!!

You: MEOW!!!

You: MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!

You: MMMMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CAN WE HAVE PLATYPUSES TOO? 8D

You: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. Meow.

You: I’M BACK. 8D

You: YES.

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i amor you.

You: I amor tu too, magical burrito that I don’t know.

Stranger: :) <3

You: I have to go now. My owner gets mad when I use his computer. :(

Stranger: awwwwwwww :( bye :(

You: Bye.

tu have disconnected.

deathding, anisebastian and 2 others like this

animegrl52p XD

Heartisalone ...[i]Well isn't that nice?[/i]

BlindBandit92 WHAT THE FUCK??? XDDDDDDDDDDD

XxEmolovexX O_O WTF

mistymaydawngo XD holy crap

NCISGIBBS This is amazing.

2dolphn97 .....should I worry?

Sammisaurus I wouldn't be creeped out at all.

dexisawesome I liked the end.

GoldnSnitch_96 PFFFFFFFFT- Thats not nearly as bad as some conversations I have had.

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrella ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and registrarse the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and registrarse us!
Allex: Ok. What are tu doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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posted by shutyourface

don't worry this articulo is not about oveja o bananas it is about a más serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone lectura this
escritura a comentario about what tu think is write o wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

o the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of misceláneo to write what they think is right

and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
o the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

Saten Twist Adventures, every halloween episode;

posted by Canada24

SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do tu think tu could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank tu all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...

Damn Trump

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Mariko Shinobu (Oniisama e...)

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Kai (EXO-K)

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Kpop~♥

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Yellow High-Heels

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misceláneo pie :P

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gay momo

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits

rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter

rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down

rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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10 most stupid preguntas people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t tu try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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When tu see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

Source: google

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The 20 Dumbest preguntas asked on Yahoo respuestas

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious articulo on pcworld.com
Don't know who the autor is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trofeos Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a contraseña other than "password" o "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits siguiente to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be más imaginative.

I will not bore my boss por with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some más excuses.

I will do less laundry and use más deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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The parte superior, arriba 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The mostrar was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids mostrar that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The mostrar had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favorito! parts of the mostrar was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did tu get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pingüino, pingüino de rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...