GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED por YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying naranja on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as tu want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza o something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend is called Anne, they call her Annelise, if he's called Ted, calling Theodore... Make up something!.
7. Drum on every available surface ALL THE TIME. (including their head!)
8. Set their phone on an alarm at misceláneo times (OR EVERY HOUR!)
9. Ask them if their married, every ten minutes, when they get frustrated and shout at you, tell them, "So am I, buddy, so am I,"
10. Whenever you're walking together, wave...at a misceláneo person and shout, "Yoo Hoo!! Aunt Mabel, how you've changed!!"
11. Every time she/he's lectura a book, sing FRIDAY...REALLY LOUD!! Again and again and again and again, till they've cracked.
12. Make misceláneo remarks about the weather and ask them if they want to play checkers.
13. Stuff their shoes with Play Doh and watch them feel the squishy sensation!
14. Ask them their most hated song and blindfold them and go on Youtube. tu can guess the rest. ;)
15. Constantly stare at them. ALL THE TIME!! Even when they're on the way to the bathroom!
16. Signal that a conversation is over por clamping your hands over your ears.
17. Sprinkle salt over them...and tell them its a ritual for "dressing yourself."
18. Read misceláneo excerpts from Harry Potter, Twilight, LOTR...etc all the time.
19. Eat a slice of pizza VERY noisily! Especially if they are sitting beside you
20. Tell them that ghosts are real and run around them covered in a white sheet crying, "Its the Phantom!! Run!!"
21. Burp...every 5 minutes.
22. Follow them everywhere they go carrying a plastic cuchillo covered with tomate sauce
23. Keep saying, "Goot," at the end of every sentence. Like, "How are you, Goot?" "I need a cheeseburger, Goot."
24. Take some Jello into your hands and eat...LOUDLY
25. Tell them that Gucci is a vegetable and burberry is a fruit
26. Make them watch Crazy Baby Laughs On youtube and replay....again and again and again and again. Lock the door as well! (SPEAKERS!!)
27. Wear loafers with a green sweater and sweats and speak in Pig Latin for the whole day. This is extremely effective.
28. Steal their phone and change language to Chinese. Watch what happens
BONUS!!: Make them read this lista over and over and over and over again!!
THE END!! HOPE U ENJOYED!! TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS!!! RESULTS TOO!! :) THNKS GUYS!! XX
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying naranja on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as tu want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza o something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend is called Anne, they call her Annelise, if he's called Ted, calling Theodore... Make up something!.
7. Drum on every available surface ALL THE TIME. (including their head!)
8. Set their phone on an alarm at misceláneo times (OR EVERY HOUR!)
9. Ask them if their married, every ten minutes, when they get frustrated and shout at you, tell them, "So am I, buddy, so am I,"
10. Whenever you're walking together, wave...at a misceláneo person and shout, "Yoo Hoo!! Aunt Mabel, how you've changed!!"
11. Every time she/he's lectura a book, sing FRIDAY...REALLY LOUD!! Again and again and again and again, till they've cracked.
12. Make misceláneo remarks about the weather and ask them if they want to play checkers.
13. Stuff their shoes with Play Doh and watch them feel the squishy sensation!
14. Ask them their most hated song and blindfold them and go on Youtube. tu can guess the rest. ;)
15. Constantly stare at them. ALL THE TIME!! Even when they're on the way to the bathroom!
16. Signal that a conversation is over por clamping your hands over your ears.
17. Sprinkle salt over them...and tell them its a ritual for "dressing yourself."
18. Read misceláneo excerpts from Harry Potter, Twilight, LOTR...etc all the time.
19. Eat a slice of pizza VERY noisily! Especially if they are sitting beside you
20. Tell them that ghosts are real and run around them covered in a white sheet crying, "Its the Phantom!! Run!!"
21. Burp...every 5 minutes.
22. Follow them everywhere they go carrying a plastic cuchillo covered with tomate sauce
23. Keep saying, "Goot," at the end of every sentence. Like, "How are you, Goot?" "I need a cheeseburger, Goot."
24. Take some Jello into your hands and eat...LOUDLY
25. Tell them that Gucci is a vegetable and burberry is a fruit
26. Make them watch Crazy Baby Laughs On youtube and replay....again and again and again and again. Lock the door as well! (SPEAKERS!!)
27. Wear loafers with a green sweater and sweats and speak in Pig Latin for the whole day. This is extremely effective.
28. Steal their phone and change language to Chinese. Watch what happens
BONUS!!: Make them read this lista over and over and over and over again!!
THE END!! HOPE U ENJOYED!! TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS!!! RESULTS TOO!! :) THNKS GUYS!! XX
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell tu guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick o Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" dicho myself. I was dressed as a elefante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains hombres lobo and Sparkly vampiros with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- tu just dared yourself!" dicho myself. "I accept!" dicho yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." dicho myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" dicho yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick o Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" dicho myself. I was dressed as a elefante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains hombres lobo and Sparkly vampiros with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- tu just dared yourself!" dicho myself. "I accept!" dicho yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." dicho myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" dicho yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
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File your nails: Every week tu need to file tu nails. Why? Because when tu file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.
Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The segundo nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody dicho it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody dicho it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could tu pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? dicho the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made tu laugh.
Here are 2 misceláneo facts:
They don't sell Smarties o Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made tu laugh.
Here are 2 misceláneo facts:
They don't sell Smarties o Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.