1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.
2# stand siguiente to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't tu even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, tu need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks tu to type in and buscar for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the sofá and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make tu stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep por her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after tu hear something like a break up o secret o gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn o some back up lights on when tu do that! then as tu walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that tu wonder why tu have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
2# stand siguiente to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't tu even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, tu need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks tu to type in and buscar for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the sofá and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make tu stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep por her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after tu hear something like a break up o secret o gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn o some back up lights on when tu do that! then as tu walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that tu wonder why tu have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to lista all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound tu get when tu scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, tu know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when tu just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. pescado fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound tu get when tu scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, tu know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when tu just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. pescado fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No tu are a robot times 1000000.
User: No tu are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and tu are a robot.
User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. tu are the robot here.
User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... tu computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So tu admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No tu are a robot times 1000000.
User: No tu are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and tu are a robot.
User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. tu are the robot here.
User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... tu computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So tu admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concierto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 hora Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There canto I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're asiento Ooh K Then pato, drake Sad tu Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There pato, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was canto Along Giving Him flores Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For lectura And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that tu have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask preguntas to a magic 8 ball and take the respuestas seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when tu find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when tu see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a misceláneo person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that tu have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask preguntas to a magic 8 ball and take the respuestas seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when tu find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when tu see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a misceláneo person!
raindrops on rosas and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp manzana, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp manzana, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book por its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id amor to hear ur thoughts!!