What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The siguiente time tu and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a encuesta to see which of tu successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with tu - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever tu have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If tu were really looking for an honest answer, tu wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The siguiente time tu make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused por rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do tu and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if tu look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorito! outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If tu must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then tu never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know tu can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises o promotions were gained por arm wrestling the boss.
If tu don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The siguiente time tu and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a encuesta to see which of tu successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with tu - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever tu have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If tu were really looking for an honest answer, tu wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The siguiente time tu make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused por rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do tu and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if tu look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorito! outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If tu must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then tu never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know tu can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises o promotions were gained por arm wrestling the boss.
If tu don't read this, someone else wil
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS tu KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this mostrar i allways see a new guest estrella so i was wondering how do tu do it?
tu WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS mostrar BEING ON THIS mostrar AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest estrella is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if tu make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this misceláneo ninger play (sorry if i offend tu i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mes so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are tu in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what tu mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for tu !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate tu !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO tu EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 segundos till tu all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are tu in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what tu mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for tu !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate tu !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO tu EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 segundos till tu all cry total ninger theme song
look at them
