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1.When i want something now and they dicho they dicho not now i yell like a 5 año old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they dicho no i will ingore them por saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they dicho FINE

3.if i want to play a game o go on the computer and they dicho no i will be cying o just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they dicho no i will dicho creepy thing to them like what if someone take tu away they will dicho ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will dicho to my mother im sick o just try to ingore her from not waking up sometime

6.if i want to go to my grandpa house i will call him and say pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plzzzzz grandpa im your little girl and tu dont want to forget that grandpa

7.if my family doing compute thing o playing game i will yell crazy all día if im bored and let them notice me and play with me o i will grab my cat and give it too them well it dont work sometime there alway on the computer

i hope tu like it i amor to do those thing to them
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will mostrar más affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when tu interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when tu interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if tu still have a girlfriend do tu know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep tu up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are más than this. tu are bliss. tu are más than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are más than this. tu are bliss. tu are más than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely misceláneo poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Valiente hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm escritura now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to tu about stuff he likes
2.always see what tu have in common (if tu do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW tu FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS tu OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask preguntas about him like his favorito! color, his favorito! movie o his favorito! t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favorito! clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favorito! cine and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank tu for lectura i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, tu already dicho that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutos later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The título of this articulo clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad cine for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mes award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If tu were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, tu finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's navidad List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got más important news.
Tom: Yes. In the anterior episode, we...
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tu are sitting on the sofá waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with tu for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny tu say back. Are tu ready to watch the movie tu ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are tu ok?" tu ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) tu are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly tu are Gold. tu hold his chest as tu are pushing him was y and say " tu watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I amor you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: tu EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, tu LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can tu tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have tu ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the día finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first día on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the día for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can tu believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above lobo Among Us 2 o No más heroes 3? So after being disappointed por Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created por the lovely team at Activision,...
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