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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone tu love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as tu open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutos o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard siguiente time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. siguiente concierto tu go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.

7. Whenever someone asks tu a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"

8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do tu think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.

9. Give yourself a really big leche mustache at the breakfast mesa, tabla and refuse to wipe it off.

10. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.

11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as tu can at the punchline every single time.

12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.

13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after tu take a shower, of course).

14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."

15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.

16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.

17. Break into your favorito! celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.

18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.

19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.

20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutos while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.

21. Put grapes inside your mom's favorito! slippers.

22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"

23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"

24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' navidad song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.

25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.

26. When tu go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as tu pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.

27. When your brother o sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".

28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.

29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.

30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.

31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"

32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere tu go.

33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"

34. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did tu eat tuna for lunch?"

35. When anyone says, "Can I ask tu a question?" say, "You just did."

36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.

37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutos to tell and has no punchline.

38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"

39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.

40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that tu smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.

41. Give the person walking in front of tu a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.

42. siguiente party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.

43. In the cafeteria, pretend tu dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get tu a napkin.

44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"

45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutos from the end.

46. Go to the biblioteca and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.

47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.

48. Spend an entire día speaking with a really fake British accent.

49. When you're in the passenger asiento and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"

50. Blow kisses at everyone tu meet at the mall.
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Alright basically the título says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will amor and tu don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is más on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal enamorados o sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if tu want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do tu know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favorito! Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a barco he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.