Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have tu ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would tu ask such a pregunta now? tu don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when tu were 35 years old and tu really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give tu a loan? Remember how one día the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no preguntas asked?"

"Oh, Betty, tu did that for me! I respect tu even más than ever, that tu would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when tu had that last corazón attack and tu were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then tu were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I amor that tu should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a más wonderful wife. To do such a thing, tu must really amor me darling. I couldn't be más moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when tu really wanted to be president of the golf club and tu were 17 votos short?"