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posted by RandomQueenOo
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1- Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What tu call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what tu call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope tu like them :)
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posted by Aqua_Rose
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, tu find someone who can completely turn your world around. tu tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything tu say and actually want to hear more. tu share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, tu can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with tu when tu are hurting o laugh with tu when tu make...
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posted by someone_save_me
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.



Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu seta desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did tu ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
 Maybe if tu type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men o Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a misceláneo button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells tu to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy oso, oso de with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it más than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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posted by RustyandJuneP
Hey, I Was Watching That New mostrar Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia articulo About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old música prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia articulo about Victorious:

"The mostrar follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks


Anyone Get Me, tu Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
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Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last año when I dicho that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape. Apparently we had más variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of más to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."


#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, tu know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what tu got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!


#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...
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